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#1 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Before anyone thinks of sex lube I mean lube for a rubiks cube. A lubricant that won't dissolve or corrode the plastic inside and is really good at what it does.

#2 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

Tears. For both.

#3 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19371 posts) -

Spit.

#4 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

Vaseline, a.k.a. petroleum jelly. Don't use too much, or it'll clog up.

#5 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

I think I'm going with tears....

#6 Posted by Intro (1208 posts) -

@TeflonBilly said:

Tears. For both.

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#7 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Lemon Scented (waits for someone to get the reference).

#8 Posted by AgnosticJesus (544 posts) -

I just read the title of this thread and clicked on it. Thought the OP was going to be Hizang, kind of disappointed.

#9 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

Olive Oil

#10 Posted by Bribo (605 posts) -

Pre-cum.

#11 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19371 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

Lemon Scented (waits for someone to get the reference).

#12 Posted by mlarrabee (2993 posts) -

Powdered graphite. The stuff that's used to smooth locks.

#13 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

@Cloudenvy said:

Lemon Scented (waits for someone to get the reference).

Took you long enough!

#14 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Jiffy.

#15 Posted by JackSukeru (5922 posts) -

Just get a new one, it'll probably already have all the colors lined up as well.

#16 Posted by DarthOrange (3867 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

Jiffy.

I think you meant skippy

#17 Posted by UncleClassy (405 posts) -

Spermicidal, no doubt.

#18 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

A hammer. Fuck Rubickx'szxz's cubes.

#19 Posted by MEATBALL (3333 posts) -

Just wanted to say that this topic being posted by "SexyToad" tickled me.

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#20 Posted by Daveyo520 (6862 posts) -

semen

#21 Posted by Jrinswand (1711 posts) -

Astroglide.

#22 Edited by WilltheMagicAsian (1546 posts) -

To honestly answer your question, Shin Etsu grease is great for a lot of stuff.

#23 Posted by Jimi (1126 posts) -

WD40

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#24 Posted by iAmJohn (6128 posts) -

Icy-Hot.

#25 Posted by Srah (85 posts) -

I like this thread.

#26 Edited by smitty86 (699 posts) -

In my opinion, the best lube...........is lube.

#27 Posted by Grillbar (1872 posts) -

bacon lube. its awsome

#28 Posted by Ducksworth (662 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

@Cloudenvy said:

Lemon Scented (waits for someone to get the reference).

Took you long enough!

And here I thought you were talking about a certain party of old men. I feel so out of the loop.

#29 Posted by OmegaChosen (646 posts) -

Some kind of water-based one so it won't corrode plastic? I dunno.

What the heck did you do to your rubik's cube that it now needs lube to function?

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#30 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -

@Ducksworth said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

@Cloudenvy said:

Lemon Scented (waits for someone to get the reference).

Took you long enough!

And here I thought you were talking about a certain party of old men. I feel so out of the loop.

Scrooge McDuck is naughty.

#31 Posted by Ketchupp (673 posts) -

Hope.

#32 Edited by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

@Ketchupp said:

Hope.

I regret not posting this pic with my first reply

#33 Posted by Rudeboy217 (1769 posts) -

Crisco

#34 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

girls' tears.

i'm disappointed, thought it was going to be about sex lube.

#35 Posted by ZackHoagie (23 posts) -

some sort of silicone based lubricant, WD-40 can ruin plastic and the rest of these suggestions are par for the course when you make an attention grabbing topic name without anything to back it up!

#36 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2029 posts) -

@TeflonBilly said:

Tears. For both.

Why is sex and sadness so funny?

#37 Posted by TheHBK (5507 posts) -

Skeet.

#38 Posted by AiurFlux (902 posts) -

@HaltIamReptar said:

@TeflonBilly said:

Tears. For both.

Why is sex and sadness so funny?

Because it's the truth.

*sigh*

#39 Posted by selbie (1932 posts) -

Graphite powder or any other 'dry' lubricant. Wet lubricants will allow particles to be trapped thereby worsening the problem.

/SRS BSNS

#40 Posted by ShaggE (6555 posts) -

A powder made of microscopic Rubik's Cubes.

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#41 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

@selbie said:

Graphite powder or any other 'dry' lubricant. Wet lubricants will allow particles to be trapped thereby worsening the problem.

/SRS BSNS

Graphite?

#42 Posted by selbie (1932 posts) -

@TeflonBilly said:

@selbie said:

Graphite powder or any other 'dry' lubricant. Wet lubricants will allow particles to be trapped thereby worsening the problem.

/SRS BSNS

Graphite?

This never gets old. Coincidentally, your name is on-topic :P

#43 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

Gelignite. Fuck Rubik's Cubes

#44 Posted by dudeglove (8020 posts) -

@Jimi said:

WD40

This, but a really small amount. Or just buy a new one if it's not made of solid gold or something.

#45 Posted by dagas (2868 posts) -

No offense but you must be the king of all nerds. Most people would be more accepting if it was for sex than some Rubik's cube. But to each his/her own. I just hope you have found or will find someone with the same love of Rubik's cubes as you.

#46 Posted by Zoltar007 (27 posts) -

Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a new Rubik's Cube?

#47 Posted by egg (1469 posts) -

@TeflonBilly said:

Tears. For both.

You made me laugh out loud.

I resent that.

#48 Posted by Zoltar007 (27 posts) -

Relevant.

#49 Posted by zudthespud (3283 posts) -

@AgnosticJesus said:

I just read the title of this thread and clicked on it. Thought the OP was going to be Hizang, kind of disappointed.

Came here to write this.

#50 Posted by Village_Guy (2637 posts) -

Aw yeah, SexyToad is out looking for the lube.

It's business time.