Biggest First World Problem affecting you right NOW!

I ordered out for chicken tenders and got chicken wings.

Now you go.

My internet is really fast, but sometimes it will just shut off completely, forcing me to power cycle.
 
Sometimes it happens every five minutes, making internet and phone use impossible. :(

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

The plastic on my laptop just snapped, meaning I have to be careful when I close it.... does that count.

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

Sucks, doesn't it?

I want to play persona 3 for 24 hours today but I have to study for a test

I can't fap to any of this.

@RPGeesus said:

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

Sucks, doesn't it?

It's okay once you get used to it :P.

The real problem right now is I have a bone and nowhere to bury it.

@rawrsair said:

The plastic on my laptop just snapped, meaning I have to be careful when I close it.... does that count.

I've been there, eventually got to the point where I couldn't close the thing at all. I'd recommend duct tape, it kept mine a little more secure for a few months after the initial snap.

On-topic, the milkshake I'm currently drinking is a little too chocolatey.

And another one: I now have 777 posts on an internet forum, and am cautious about compromising the bounty of good luck I will imminently acquire.

p.s Not posting for a while, going to Vegas.

I'm consuming TOO much food, lately.

Devil May Cry three was far too hard to entertain playing, so I completed DMC1 and sent the disc back to Lovefilm. Now I'm stuck with only silent hill hd until, best case scenario Tuesday when I'll hopefully be sent either The Darkness 2 or The Witcher 2.

Now that I write it down, it barely constitutes a problem. I suppose that's the point of first world problems.

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

Sucks, doesn't it?

It's okay once you get used to it :P.

The real problem right now is I have a bone and nowhere to bury it.

I hear that.

My hair is getting too long, but I'm too lazy to do anything with it today. So I guess it's not really a problem. For anything to be labelled a problem, the affected person needs to recognize that the current situation is undesirable, and has to be willing to make an effort to change said situation.

@WalkerTR77 said:

Now that I write it down, it barely constitutes a problem. I suppose that's the point of first world problems.

You're problem not being a problem any more is the definition of a First World Problem.

Side note now I want some candy but I would have to walk 3 blocks to CVS to get some

That people are still using this dam first world problem meme. Drives me nuts.

Stingers are useless in BF3 now. Where's Amnesty International?

My tooth hurts.

This thread makes me sick. Some of us actually have real problems like, for instance, I don't have a proper mic for my pc so I'm forced to use my built-in webcam mic and it sounds like shit.

I have to wait for my tea to get a little colder.

@CaptainObvious said:

My tooth hurts.

Same here man, it sucks -_-

@BabyChooChoo said:

This thread makes me sick. Some of us actually have real problems like, for instance, I don't have a proper mic for my pc so I'm forced to use my built-in webcam mic and it sounds like shit.

YEAH WELL MY MOUSE WHEEL KIND OF STICKS RIGHT NOW

I couldn't remember whether or not I had installed a Fallout 3 mod.

There's no wifi networks near me that I could use to change the psn account on my Vita to my US one to play Red Gem Saga.

I was making some Flapjacks because I was bored & after pouring almost all the ingredients into the pan, melting them down the butter, sugar & syrup, I went to add the oats & realised I'd only about half the required amount. So my flapjacks when they come out of the oven in 10 minutes are probably going to be far too sweet & kinda soggy. TERRIBLE

I can only afford to either buy some Warhammer 40k models or some more RAM.

@forkboy said:

I was making some Flapjacks because I was bored & after pouring almost all the ingredients into the pan, melting them down the butter, sugar & syrup, I went to add the oats & realised I'd only about half the required amount. So my flapjacks when they come out of the oven in 10 minutes are probably going to be far too sweet & kinda soggy. TERRIBLE

Who makes pancakes in an oven with oats???

I ordered "V for Vendetta" on the internet, and it was supposed to arrive last Saturday. The postal service lost it, and so I didn't receive it until yesterday. Seriously, what the heck? So much wrong with the world...

I have a cold sore and it is mildly unsightly.

I have too many games to play.

i had to reset my router and was without internet for a solid couple of minutes

Graduating college.

American Idol...

I ordered a steak last night and instead of Medium Rare it was Well Done and I felt like a dick for having the waitress take it back.  

I'm having a petty argument with my fiancée and I'm in the wrong

Bumped my hand against the corner of my bedroom TV(42") while cleaning it, it was sore for 3 seconds

No HBO Go in Canada.

I want to play Darksiders but I also want to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I don't have first world problems. I have zeroth world problems.

I have to research SEO for a digital marketing job.

My xbox makes too much noise and that gets a little distracting

I have two!!!

I have been having really bad headaches lately (likely from stress) and, since I'm almost done with my internship and my graduate school, I'm worried about where I'm going to find work as a mental health counselor.

@drag said:

i had to reset my router and was without internet for a solid couple of minutes

Bah! My internet drops out at least five times a day and I have to drag my ass all the way downstairs to reset the modem.

Also, my laptop isn't an incredibly powerful gaming PC, which is something I desperately need right now. LOOK AT ALL THE ITALICS IN THIS POST!

Now, I've got to go eat breakfast. Probably going to be some shitty cereal.

I read problem as pokemon. This thread just got a whole lot less interesting.

The internet here in my dorm has a habit of just stopping in the middle of loading pages.

My british girlfriend's passport is taking forever to be renewed and I'm afraid she won't be able to visit in time when I will be having my big ass house all for myself for eight full days. 
If we miss out on this great chance we'll stay in a hotel somewhere. Fuck.

I'm a little worried that my new studio apartment will not be able to carry the electric load of my entertainment center, because it's in kind of an old house.

My new apartment is so large that I'm only able to connect to my neighbours wifi in my bedroom.

My hair cut cost more than a new game, now that's fucked up.

My new apartment Im moving into only has 30 Mb/s, which will be a downgrade from 100 Mb/s that im used too now. The apartment is twice the size as the one I got now and also has a balcony and a bathtub, but I still think this is a major problem.