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#1 Posted by rb_man (451 posts) -

I ordered out for chicken tenders and got chicken wings.

Now you go.

#2 Posted by N7 (3588 posts) -

My internet is really fast, but sometimes it will just shut off completely, forcing me to power cycle.
 
Sometimes it happens every five minutes, making internet and phone use impossible. :(

#3 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

#4 Posted by rawrsair (821 posts) -

The plastic on my laptop just snapped, meaning I have to be careful when I close it.... does that count.

#5 Posted by falpatrick (170 posts) -

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

#6 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

Sucks, doesn't it?

#7 Posted by andriv (256 posts) -

I want to play persona 3 for 24 hours today but I have to study for a test

#8 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

I can't fap to any of this.

#9 Posted by falpatrick (170 posts) -

@RPGeesus said:

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

Sucks, doesn't it?

It's okay once you get used to it :P.

The real problem right now is I have a bone and nowhere to bury it.

#10 Edited by James_Giant_Peach (751 posts) -

@rawrsair said:

The plastic on my laptop just snapped, meaning I have to be careful when I close it.... does that count.

I've been there, eventually got to the point where I couldn't close the thing at all. I'd recommend duct tape, it kept mine a little more secure for a few months after the initial snap.

On-topic, the milkshake I'm currently drinking is a little too chocolatey.

And another one: I now have 777 posts on an internet forum, and am cautious about compromising the bounty of good luck I will imminently acquire.

p.s Not posting for a while, going to Vegas.

#11 Posted by mandude (2669 posts) -

I'm consuming TOO much food, lately.

#12 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1368 posts) -

Devil May Cry three was far too hard to entertain playing, so I completed DMC1 and sent the disc back to Lovefilm. Now I'm stuck with only silent hill hd until, best case scenario Tuesday when I'll hopefully be sent either The Darkness 2 or The Witcher 2.

Now that I write it down, it barely constitutes a problem. I suppose that's the point of first world problems.

#13 Posted by RPGee (759 posts) -

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

@falpatrick said:

@RPGeesus said:

Having a broken collarbone means I can only type with one hand.

Having one hand means I can only type with one hand.

Sucks, doesn't it?

It's okay once you get used to it :P.

The real problem right now is I have a bone and nowhere to bury it.

I hear that.

#14 Posted by S0ndor (2716 posts) -

My hair is getting too long, but I'm too lazy to do anything with it today. So I guess it's not really a problem. For anything to be labelled a problem, the affected person needs to recognize that the current situation is undesirable, and has to be willing to make an effort to change said situation.

#15 Edited by rb_man (451 posts) -

@WalkerTR77 said:

Now that I write it down, it barely constitutes a problem. I suppose that's the point of first world problems.

You're problem not being a problem any more is the definition of a First World Problem.

Side note now I want some candy but I would have to walk 3 blocks to CVS to get some

#16 Posted by crusader8463 (14422 posts) -

That people are still using this dam first world problem meme. Drives me nuts.

#17 Posted by hoossy (934 posts) -

Stingers are useless in BF3 now. Where's Amnesty International?

#18 Posted by CaptainObvious (2998 posts) -

My tooth hurts.

#19 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4485 posts) -

This thread makes me sick. Some of us actually have real problems like, for instance, I don't have a proper mic for my pc so I'm forced to use my built-in webcam mic and it sounds like shit.

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#20 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5003 posts) -

I have to wait for my tea to get a little colder.

#21 Posted by Venatio (4491 posts) -

@CaptainObvious said:

My tooth hurts.

Same here man, it sucks -_-

#22 Posted by dudeglove (7825 posts) -

@BabyChooChoo said:

This thread makes me sick. Some of us actually have real problems like, for instance, I don't have a proper mic for my pc so I'm forced to use my built-in webcam mic and it sounds like shit.

YEAH WELL MY MOUSE WHEEL KIND OF STICKS RIGHT NOW

#23 Posted by dekkadekkadekka (732 posts) -

I couldn't remember whether or not I had installed a Fallout 3 mod.

#24 Posted by Giefcookie (600 posts) -

There's no wifi networks near me that I could use to change the psn account on my Vita to my US one to play Red Gem Saga.

#25 Posted by forkboy (1151 posts) -

I was making some Flapjacks because I was bored & after pouring almost all the ingredients into the pan, melting them down the butter, sugar & syrup, I went to add the oats & realised I'd only about half the required amount. So my flapjacks when they come out of the oven in 10 minutes are probably going to be far too sweet & kinda soggy. TERRIBLE

#26 Posted by Harpell (168 posts) -

I can only afford to either buy some Warhammer 40k models or some more RAM.

#27 Posted by MikkaQ (10288 posts) -

@forkboy said:

I was making some Flapjacks because I was bored & after pouring almost all the ingredients into the pan, melting them down the butter, sugar & syrup, I went to add the oats & realised I'd only about half the required amount. So my flapjacks when they come out of the oven in 10 minutes are probably going to be far too sweet & kinda soggy. TERRIBLE

Who makes pancakes in an oven with oats???

#28 Edited by BoG (5188 posts) -

I ordered "V for Vendetta" on the internet, and it was supposed to arrive last Saturday. The postal service lost it, and so I didn't receive it until yesterday. Seriously, what the heck? So much wrong with the world...

#29 Posted by MrJorOwe (282 posts) -

I have a cold sore and it is mildly unsightly.

#30 Posted by Hizang (8532 posts) -

I have too many games to play.

#31 Posted by drag (1223 posts) -

i had to reset my router and was without internet for a solid couple of minutes

#32 Posted by Seedofpower (3928 posts) -

Graduating college.

#33 Posted by PhilipDuck (547 posts) -

American Idol...

#34 Posted by bartok (2480 posts) -

I ordered a steak last night and instead of Medium Rare it was Well Done and I felt like a dick for having the waitress take it back.  

#35 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

I'm having a petty argument with my fiancée and I'm in the wrong

#36 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Bumped my hand against the corner of my bedroom TV(42") while cleaning it, it was sore for 3 seconds

#37 Posted by Hunkulese (2721 posts) -

No HBO Go in Canada.

#38 Posted by Vinny_Says (5705 posts) -

I want to play Darksiders but I also want to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

#39 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I don't have first world problems. I have zeroth world problems.

#40 Posted by returnofjake (231 posts) -

I have to research SEO for a digital marketing job.

#41 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5826 posts) -

My xbox makes too much noise and that gets a little distracting

#42 Posted by JasonR86 (9695 posts) -

I have two!!!

I have been having really bad headaches lately (likely from stress) and, since I'm almost done with my internship and my graduate school, I'm worried about where I'm going to find work as a mental health counselor.

#43 Posted by believer258 (11895 posts) -

@drag said:

i had to reset my router and was without internet for a solid couple of minutes

Bah! My internet drops out at least five times a day and I have to drag my ass all the way downstairs to reset the modem.

Also, my laptop isn't an incredibly powerful gaming PC, which is something I desperately need right now. LOOK AT ALL THE ITALICS IN THIS POST!

Now, I've got to go eat breakfast. Probably going to be some shitty cereal.

#44 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -

I read problem as pokemon. This thread just got a whole lot less interesting.

#45 Posted by MooseyMcMan (10990 posts) -

The internet here in my dorm has a habit of just stopping in the middle of loading pages.

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#46 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

My british girlfriend's passport is taking forever to be renewed and I'm afraid she won't be able to visit in time when I will be having my big ass house all for myself for eight full days. 
If we miss out on this great chance we'll stay in a hotel somewhere. Fuck.

#47 Edited by StrainedEyes (1324 posts) -

I'm a little worried that my new studio apartment will not be able to carry the electric load of my entertainment center, because it's in kind of an old house.

#48 Posted by TheJohn (553 posts) -

My new apartment is so large that I'm only able to connect to my neighbours wifi in my bedroom.

#49 Posted by JustKamToo (684 posts) -

My hair cut cost more than a new game, now that's fucked up.

#50 Posted by MrCaptain (364 posts) -

My new apartment Im moving into only has 30 Mb/s, which will be a downgrade from 100 Mb/s that im used too now. The apartment is twice the size as the one I got now and also has a balcony and a bathtub, but I still think this is a major problem.