Biggest First World Problem affecting you right NOW!

Slow Internet I guess... It is kinda making me crazy, especially since I am paying for a much higher speed than I am currently getting.

Girl I like has a boyfriend

@Beforet said:

Girl I like has a boyfriend.

Most days of my life. You have my empathy, mate.

Ran out of coffee this morning, had to slum it with instant.

i got bbq sauce on my pizza when i specifically asked for regular tomato paste.....

I have too many things that need washing today.

Memes are everywhere, I can't stand them anymore.

Oh well.

Wisdom teeth are coming through and it hurts like a bitch.

I look fat when I sit down.

The touchpad button on my laptop is so stiff that it's almost unusable.

My ever-growing 80s/90s rap playlist on Rdio keeps playing The Notorious B.I.G when set to shuffle when I want to listen to Eric B. and Rakim or Brand Nubian. I might have to switch to two playlists instead. :(

I have to charge my iPad or turn the brightness down.

I forgot to make WMP cycle my playlist. WHAT IS THIS SILENCE.

I won a chili challenge against my girlfriend and she punched me because of it. It kind of hurts a little bit.

Trying to figure out which bands I want to see at Coachella

Complaining about having finals right now in university.

or having a tiny scratch on the screen of my iPhone 4s

this thread -_-

I have too many video games to play but my homework and finals keep taking up so much time!!

I have to sleep, but I want to continue writing and start the next season of Dexter.
 
Woe is me.

I have two weeks to write another 50 pages worth of seminar papers, and I have barely researched either of them. :O

I have too many games to play, and no desire to play any of them.

My math professor only posts one assignment at a time, so I can't get all the work done a week early like I like to. :(

I ate too much cake and I have to wait an hour to watch the new episode of Game of Thrones.

College.

My LCD broke, so I'm playing games off of my slightly smaller plasma.

I have to wait a week for more Game of Thrones.

Whether or not to study for my last exam tomorrow.

lack of cash

The online service I used to do my taxes makes me pay to do my state taxes. Now, I have to find another online service that will allow me to do them for free.

Cant find a CVS2 cabinet or a MVC2 cabinet.

Have to go to my new place after work and help my fiancée paint.

My Skyrim audio keeps cutting out and I don't know why.

Too drunk to get more booze.

I went to the cooler to grab an Amp Overdrive...but all we have are Amp Traction and Amp Focus. I picked the Traction.

My back itches, but I'm too lazy to scratch it.

Just ended yet another relationship at age 32 and will probably be single for my entire life.

On a positive note, I'm actually starting to feel good about it!

I want to watch anime but I don't want to stop listening to my music.

my headphones produce great sound but they mess up my hair :(

I just got a really nice used HDTV, and it's the first one that I've owned that does 1080p. Unfortunately, today is the day that I have discovered that my 360 doesn't work properly and gets all glitchy when you run it at full resolution. So now I have to run it at 720P.

Also, the HDMi cable from my computer doesn't reach all the way to my surround receiver, so I plugged it into the TV. Unfortunately this one doesn't seem to be accepting the audio signal, so I effectively can't use my PC with my TV.

@StrainedEyes said:

I'm a little worried that my new studio apartment will not be able to carry the electric load of my entertainment center, because it's in kind of an old house.

I also live in an old house. Every time my mini-fridge starts a cooling cycle, my speakers and one of my monitors cut out. Your concerns are legitimate.

I know this thread is kinda dead, but I feel this problem afflicting me is worth it:

I really like this song, but apparently it was on an episode of Glee recently, so now liking it is both no longer cool, but it is also only done by idiots who watch Glee. My Spotify history has evidence of me listening to this song multiple times. No one will like me anymore, or, even worse, people who do like Glee will like me now. I just feel so wrong.

I am on the internet and I have to pee but I really dont want to get up to do it due to having to move something besides my hands AND i cant refill my water bottle due to having someone making an Outside shower in my backyard to make showering before hot tubing easier so i have to drink bottled beverages for another 45 minutes. Life sucks

Hi guys. I have a new one for you that I thought you'd get a kick out of. You know that girl I mentioned on page 6? Yeah, pretty sure she knows. The funny part? Pretty sure she learned by googling my screen name and finding this thread. Comedy is easy, folks.

College is a bitch.

I have a hernia. Does that count.

My closest drycleaner starches my shirts a little TOO light. I dont want medium, but their light barely even detectable. There are two other drycleaners in the neighborhood, but they are a block farther than this one. Its very distressing. I cant sleep because of this and this quinoa salad is not helping.

My stupid sheets on my bed keep coming off the mattress. Utter mild annoyance.

The post office on my campus takes about 5 days longer than it should to tell me I have a parcel.

I got a game breaking glitch in Los Angeles Noire and had to start the whole game over again.

No food. Live in a shack. Dirty Water. No healthcare. Have to kill animals to eat.

I killed Mr Fluffums last night because I had nothing to eat and he looked so fluffy and delicious!

(Sobs)