Bloody Mary Is Real

I assume this is a free writing exercise. What's this trains thing everyone is mentioning(this guy famous or something or does he just post alot of this stuff?) though?

The following line freaked me out a bit:

@Trains said:

He left the country another month later to get work in Australia because the economy here in Ireland is f*cked.

But then I remembered that there are 4 mil people living in this country and the odds of meeting Trains in person are relatively low.

Also, someone should whip out the "drugs are bad, 'mkay" jpeg.

@NakAttack said:

PARANORMAL FAPTIVITY: AN XXX PARODY.

If this isn't a real movie yet, fuck this planet.

Then who was phone?!

paranormal activity meet the flintstones.

oh, are we done with that?

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 12: THE FINAL FRIDAY

I once said "Willy WOnka" at a mirror three times and I found out I could shit Mars Bars. They taste bloody horrible and they're all sorts of different shapes. It's the runny ones I really can't stomach.

Paranormal Activity 13: the quest for peace

Paranormal Activity 14: ghosts in da hood

Okay, this thread is going nowhere. We've had far too many of these inane topics posted to the forums lately and we can't just have anyone writing horror stories, clicking "Post" and calling it a thread. These are not legitimate discussions and they're just clogging the forums with nonsense.