Book title for the definitive authority...

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#1  Edited By Chipset_Seven

Do you have a book title in mind (if not, maybe make one up) for the autobiography of the person who always knows best?  Heck, I may come across as a little self-righteous sometimes, but some people always seem to know better than you.   
I've come up with these 3 - what are your titles? 
1) "I made the jelly.  Now I'm crushin' the peanuts." 
2) "You wanna talk God, Mr. Peabody?" 
3) "You bet I said it first."
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I've no idea what you really want but; "The More Original it is, the more obvious it seems to be."

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"I Shit it a Cup Every Morning For A Year and Saved it in My Cupboard and Now I Have 365 pieces of Shit in My Cupboard and I'm Feeling Good"