Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4202 posts) 1 year, 5 months ago

Poll: Boxers or Briefs? (107 votes)

Boxers 41%
Briefs 9%
Boxer-Briefs 43%
Other 7%

[If this gets closed, fine, good, whatever. I just wanna know what you actually buy at the WallyMart.]

Boxers. None of that Boxer-Briefs shit. No, sir. > : l [I guess I wanna who fuck is buying boxer-briefs. It worries me as a member of society.]

And hey, if you're a girl you can put whatever, so that might mean other.

[And hey, Hizang doesn't have a poll there. So, go Hizang. Cool, whatever.]

#1 Edited by Dallas_Raines (2158 posts) -

Boxers are too loose and always fucking bunch up, briefs are too tight, BOXER-BRIEFS are the happy medium. I wear boxer-briefs whenever I'm required to wear underwear.

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#2 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4202 posts) -

@dallas_raines: Hmm. Well, Boxer-briefs get sweaty. And then itchy. ~ Boxers are just this cotton-cloth-thing. Its the closest you could get to a loin-cloth, really. Ha!

#3 Posted by Animasta (14673 posts) -

this poll is sexist D:

#4 Edited by Pr1mus (3872 posts) -

nude all day every day

#5 Edited by big_jon (5723 posts) -

I think boxer briefs? Not sure if those are the tighter boxers but those are clearly the best if so.

Boxers are terrible, they get bunched up, they let your nuts hang out, and briefs are uncomfortable as hell, and look dorky.

#6 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (847 posts) -

@animasta said:

this poll is sexiest :D

Fixed that for you.

Boxer-briefs are the only undergarment suitable for today's gentleman.

#7 Edited by Wrighteous86 (3782 posts) -

@animasta said:

this poll is sexist D:

Girls in boxers can be kind of hot. But girls in briefs sounds kinda creepy...

More on topic, I feel like boxers are for everyone, briefs are for no one, and you've gotta be in pretty good shape to pull off the boxer-brief look.

#8 Posted by RedCricketChase (444 posts) -

Boxer-briefs. The way my package moves around in boxers/ commando-style gives me random erections, and I have psychological issuez with how briefs cinch up around my femoral artery where the inner leg meets the pelvis. 0.0

#9 Posted by Humanity (9054 posts) -

@animasta said:

this poll is sexist D:

Girls in boxers can be kind of hot. But girls in briefs sounds kinda creepy...

More on topic, I feel like boxers are for everyone, briefs are for no one, and you've gotta be in pretty good shape to pull off the boxer-brief look.

I prefer girls in those old school long johns with the flap on the back for bathroom needs

#10 Posted by Hunter5024 (5614 posts) -

Do people actually wear underwear?

#11 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4967 posts) -

*Jeff's creeper voice* What are you wearing?

#12 Edited by Yummylee (21506 posts) -

Looks like we've got ourselves Hizang's replacement.

#13 Posted by pyromagnestir (4296 posts) -

I wear all of them at the same time, you can never be too careful.

#14 Posted by dungbootle (2457 posts) -

Do people actually wear underwear?

Yeah I thought it was only on cartoons

#15 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4202 posts) -

@yummylee: Mm? I don't think I'm that creative..

"Why are pants different than shirts? Fucking blankets. How do they work?"

#16 Edited by Quarters (1679 posts) -

Boxer-briefs or straight boxers.

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#17 Edited by Nightriff (4991 posts) -

Boxer-briefs or thong....did I say that?

#18 Edited by Fattony12000 (7298 posts) -

Oh, you want me to post this picture again.

RIP Hizang.

#19 Edited by Stonyman65 (2673 posts) -

Boxers. I want some room down there. Briefs are just too constricting.

#20 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4202 posts) -
#21 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4202 posts) -

I couldn't find a well made construction of two bags stapled together. But ah, IMAGINE A PAIR OF THESE FOR AN HOUR.

#22 Posted by 49th (2730 posts) -

Boxers, the other 2 are too restrictive.

#23 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

All of the above, but not all at once.