Boxers or Briefs?

Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (1450 posts) 2 months, 7 days ago

Boxers or Briefs? (106 votes)

Boxers 42%
Briefs 9%
Boxer-Briefs 42%
Other 7%

[If this gets closed, fine, good, whatever. I just wanna know what you actually buy at the WallyMart.]

Boxers. None of that Boxer-Briefs shit. No, sir. > : l [I guess I wanna who fuck is buying boxer-briefs. It worries me as a member of society.]

And hey, if you're a girl you can put whatever, so that might mean other.

[And hey, Hizang doesn't have a poll there. So, go Hizang. Cool, whatever.]

#1 Edited by Dallas_Raines (1493 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

Boxers are too loose and always fucking bunch up, briefs are too tight, BOXER-BRIEFS are the happy medium. I wear boxer-briefs whenever I'm required to wear underwear.

#2 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1450 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

@dallas_raines: Hmm. Well, Boxer-briefs get sweaty. And then itchy. ~ Boxers are just this cotton-cloth-thing. Its the closest you could get to a loin-cloth, really. Ha!

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#3 Posted by Animasta (12758 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

this poll is sexist D:

#4 Edited by Pr1mus (2420 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

nude all day every day

#5 Edited by big_jon (5076 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

I think boxer briefs? Not sure if those are the tighter boxers but those are clearly the best if so.

Boxers are terrible, they get bunched up, they let your nuts hang out, and briefs are uncomfortable as hell, and look dorky.

#6 Edited by FunkasaurasRex (475 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

@animasta said:

this poll is sexiest :D

Fixed that for you.

Boxer-briefs are the only undergarment suitable for today's gentleman.

#7 Edited by Wrighteous86 (3364 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

@animasta said:

this poll is sexist D:

Girls in boxers can be kind of hot. But girls in briefs sounds kinda creepy...

More on topic, I feel like boxers are for everyone, briefs are for no one, and you've gotta be in pretty good shape to pull off the boxer-brief look.

#8 Posted by RedCricketChase (418 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

Boxer-briefs. The way my package moves around in boxers/ commando-style gives me random erections, and I have psychological issuez with how briefs cinch up around my femoral artery where the inner leg meets the pelvis. 0.0

#9 Posted by Humanity (4222 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

@animasta said:

this poll is sexist D:

Girls in boxers can be kind of hot. But girls in briefs sounds kinda creepy...

More on topic, I feel like boxers are for everyone, briefs are for no one, and you've gotta be in pretty good shape to pull off the boxer-brief look.

I prefer girls in those old school long johns with the flap on the back for bathroom needs

#10 Posted by Hunter5024 (2691 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

Do people actually wear underwear?

#11 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3536 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

*Jeff's creeper voice* What are you wearing?

#12 Edited by Yummylee (18150 posts) - 2 months, 7 days ago

Looks like we've got ourselves Hizang's replacement.

#13 Posted by pyromagnestir (2911 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

I wear all of them at the same time, you can never be too careful.

#14 Posted by dungbootle (2247 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Do people actually wear underwear?

Yeah I thought it was only on cartoons

#15 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1450 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

@yummylee: Mm? I don't think I'm that creative..

"Why are pants different than shirts? Fucking blankets. How do they work?"

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#16 Edited by Quarters (904 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Boxer-briefs or straight boxers.

#17 Edited by Nightriff (2879 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Boxer-briefs or thong....did I say that?

#18 Edited by Fattony12000 (4377 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Oh, you want me to post this picture again.

RIP Hizang.

#19 Edited by Stonyman65 (1798 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Boxers. I want some room down there. Briefs are just too constricting.

#20 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1450 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago
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#21 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (1450 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

I couldn't find a well made construction of two bags stapled together. But ah, IMAGINE A PAIR OF THESE FOR AN HOUR.

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#22 Posted by 49th (1785 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

Boxers, the other 2 are too restrictive.

#23 Posted by Tireyo643 (5687 posts) - 2 months, 6 days ago

All of the above, but not all at once.

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