Brad the murderer.

Consider this scenario. Brad just murdered Gamespot because he disliked the GB change, and comes to you for help. He gives you the knife with which he did the deed and asks you to plant it on one of the GB crew member. What do you say to him, and if you accept, who do you plant it on and why?

Hmmm. That is a doozy. Ill be back tomorrow with a better answer.

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

I think it's time for me to go to sleep...what the hell is going on here?

Luchadeer because this is stupid.

Lock this

@Knave said:

Consider this scenario. Brad just had sex with Gamespot because he disliked the GB change, and comes to you for help. He gives you the condom with which he did the deed and asks you to plant it on one of the GB crew member. What do you say to him, and if you accept, who do you plant it on and why?

How about this (I know it's not great) D:

Is it bad from me that I thought this is another RE6 thread?

I'D PLANT THE KNIFE ON KOTAKU CAS THAT GUYS A DICK!

Why would Brad stab an office?

@Elazul said:

Why would Brad stab an office?

He punched a whole in the wall like Andy Bernard.

I'll place my hand on his shoulder, look deeply into his eyes, and whisper "hashtag team brad for life, esse."

Then, I would proceed to hide the knife inside of a Wii because who the fuck would check that? *ZING*

How about if Brad stabs IGN instead?

And here I thought someone killed themselves over Brad's RE6 review.

I don't understand your question, sorry.

You know whatcI love the most about those threads? The fact that the OP never speaks again. So you're just left there with non-sense like Gamespot being stabbed by Brad because of Giant Bomb change...what!?

And I'm not being sarcastic, I really love that about those type of posts, it's so weird.

i would murder you for making this thread

Cool Baby did it.

How about if Brad stabs IGN instead?

Try even harder, dude.

I appreciate the thread. Why do people hate the weird/cult threads? These are what make giantbomb giantbomb.

What is happening to this community?

@Strife777 here's the reason why

@FancySoapsMan said:

i would murder you for making this thread

Technically Brad works for Gamespot under Giant Bomb's guise?

@Landon said:

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

I'll play along, why the hell not. Plant it on the Gamecop because I don't like him, since he is dead it is considered murder-suicide. BAM!!!

Now in this scenario do I work for Giantbomb? or am I just a creep who hangs out in the CBSi building?

Gamespot died years ago, so at most Brad is guilty of desecration of a corpse, not murder.

I think Giantbomb is just as amazing as always.
 
I used to be that creepy guy who hung out near CBSi with a camera and watched them work,. But I'm not allowed there anymore.

@Landon said:

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

one word.

genocide.

@TheVideoHustler said:

I used to be that creepy guy who hung out near CBSi with a camera and watched them work,. But I'm not allowed there anymore.

See, that's just stupid. It's so easy to install a secret camera in their office, now I can watch them work all the time while I'm at home. Alone....

I have to go

@TheVideoHustler said:

I used to be that creepy guy who hung out near CBSi with a camera and watched them work,. But I'm not allowed there anymore.

See, that's just stupid. It's so easy to install a secret camera in their office, now I can watch them work all the time while I'm at home. Alone....

I have to go

@Red12b said:

@Landon said:

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

I take that as a challenge!

well, some1 should @$%^ GameSpot

"...And this knife appears to be the murder weapon; as you can see, it is clearly covered with the victim's 1s and 0s"

I'd have gloves on and he wouldn't. He'd pull a Brad all the way to Prison. Brings a tear to my eye. :__;

@Elazul said:

Why would Brad stab an office?

Why wouldn't Brad stab an office?

Didn't Brad choose the bat?

@JerichoBlyth said:

Technically Brad works for Gamespot under Giant Bomb's guise?

No.

Technically Brad works alongside Gamespot under the CBSi umbrella.

It's too early for this where I am.

Why? Seriously, this is plain stupid. I'm too tired for this kind of shit...

What is Brad stabbed IGN hair.

Which one is Brad?

@runnah555 said:

Which one is Brad?

I think he was one of the interns.

@JeanLuc said:

@runnah555 said:

Which one is Brad?

I think he was one of the interns.

Yeah, I heard he le... Nah, can't bring myself to say it!

Quick and easy fulfillment of directions: Plant it on Brad. Watch him go to jail.

What the fuck?

@JeanLuc said:

@runnah555 said:

Which one is Brad?

I think he was one of the interns.

The big guy with the beard?

This is awkward. I feel uncomfortable...