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#1 Posted by Knave (548 posts) -

Consider this scenario. Brad just murdered Gamespot because he disliked the GB change, and comes to you for help. He gives you the knife with which he did the deed and asks you to plant it on one of the GB crew member. What do you say to him, and if you accept, who do you plant it on and why?

#2 Posted by Sackmanjones (4652 posts) -

Hmmm. That is a doozy. Ill be back tomorrow with a better answer.

#3 Posted by Landon (4130 posts) -

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

#4 Posted by Hector (3355 posts) -

I think it's time for me to go to sleep...what the hell is going on here?

#5 Posted by Ketchupp (672 posts) -

Luchadeer because this is stupid.

#6 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -

Lock this

#7 Posted by Mcfart (1548 posts) -

@Knave said:

Consider this scenario. Brad just had sex with Gamespot because he disliked the GB change, and comes to you for help. He gives you the condom with which he did the deed and asks you to plant it on one of the GB crew member. What do you say to him, and if you accept, who do you plant it on and why?

How about this (I know it's not great) D:

#8 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4929 posts) -

Is it bad from me that I thought this is another RE6 thread?

#9 Posted by Soap (3564 posts) -

I'D PLANT THE KNIFE ON KOTAKU CAS THAT GUYS A DICK!

#10 Posted by Elazul (1327 posts) -

Why would Brad stab an office?

#11 Posted by tariqari (430 posts) -

@Elazul said:

Why would Brad stab an office?

He punched a whole in the wall like Andy Bernard.

#12 Edited by BabyChooChoo (4283 posts) -

I'll place my hand on his shoulder, look deeply into his eyes, and whisper "hashtag team brad for life, esse."

Then, I would proceed to hide the knife inside of a Wii because who the fuck would check that? *ZING*

#13 Posted by Gantrathor (199 posts) -

How about if Brad stabs IGN instead?

#14 Posted by MiniPato (2720 posts) -

And here I thought someone killed themselves over Brad's RE6 review.

#15 Posted by Geralt (315 posts) -

I don't understand your question, sorry.

#16 Posted by Strife777 (1501 posts) -

You know whatcI love the most about those threads? The fact that the OP never speaks again. So you're just left there with non-sense like Gamespot being stabbed by Brad because of Giant Bomb change...what!?

And I'm not being sarcastic, I really love that about those type of posts, it's so weird.

#17 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5806 posts) -

i would murder you for making this thread

#18 Posted by Captain_Felafel (1552 posts) -

Cool Baby did it.

#19 Posted by supamon (1333 posts) -
@Gantrathor

How about if Brad stabs IGN instead?

And youtube comments while we're at it.
#20 Posted by Ghostiet (5224 posts) -

Try even harder, dude.

#21 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

I appreciate the thread. Why do people hate the weird/cult threads? These are what make giantbomb giantbomb.

#22 Posted by Vexxan (4615 posts) -

What is happening to this community?

#23 Posted by pekarn (86 posts) -

here's the reason why

@FancySoapsMan said:

i would murder you for making this thread
#24 Posted by JerichoBlyth (1044 posts) -

Technically Brad works for Gamespot under Giant Bomb's guise?

#25 Posted by Red12b (9075 posts) -

@Landon said:

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

#26 Posted by Nightriff (4915 posts) -

I'll play along, why the hell not. Plant it on the Gamecop because I don't like him, since he is dead it is considered murder-suicide. BAM!!!

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#27 Posted by Genkkaku (732 posts) -

Now in this scenario do I work for Giantbomb? or am I just a creep who hangs out in the CBSi building?

#28 Edited by Abendlaender (2761 posts) -

Gamespot died years ago, so at most Brad is guilty of desecration of a corpse, not murder.

#29 Posted by TheVideoHustler (406 posts) -

I think Giantbomb is just as amazing as always.
 
I used to be that creepy guy who hung out near CBSi with a camera and watched them work,. But I'm not allowed there anymore.

#30 Posted by Sursh (243 posts) -

@Landon said:

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

one word.

genocide.

#31 Posted by Abendlaender (2761 posts) -

@TheVideoHustler said:

I used to be that creepy guy who hung out near CBSi with a camera and watched them work,. But I'm not allowed there anymore.

See, that's just stupid. It's so easy to install a secret camera in their office, now I can watch them work all the time while I'm at home. Alone....

I have to go

#33 Posted by TheVideoHustler (406 posts) -
@Abendlaender said:

@TheVideoHustler said:

I used to be that creepy guy who hung out near CBSi with a camera and watched them work,. But I'm not allowed there anymore.

See, that's just stupid. It's so easy to install a secret camera in their office, now I can watch them work all the time while I'm at home. Alone....

I have to go

@Abendlaender: Is it one of those IP webcams, cause you know. I've got a computer.
#34 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@Red12b said:

@Landon said:

You can't murder Gamespot. Gamespot isn't a person.

I take that as a challenge!

#35 Posted by SpartanHoplite (384 posts) -

well, some1 should @$%^ GameSpot

#36 Posted by BeachThunder (11692 posts) -

"...And this knife appears to be the murder weapon; as you can see, it is clearly covered with the victim's 1s and 0s"

#37 Posted by insane_shadowblade85 (1388 posts) -

I'd have gloves on and he wouldn't. He'd pull a Brad all the way to Prison. Brings a tear to my eye. :__;

#38 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

@Elazul said:

Why would Brad stab an office?

Why wouldn't Brad stab an office?

#39 Posted by Video_Game_King (35992 posts) -

Didn't Brad choose the bat?

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#40 Posted by Wacomole (815 posts) -

@JerichoBlyth said:

Technically Brad works for Gamespot under Giant Bomb's guise?

No.

Technically Brad works alongside Gamespot under the CBSi umbrella.

#41 Posted by NegativeCero (2976 posts) -

It's too early for this where I am.

#42 Posted by Village_Guy (2492 posts) -

Why? Seriously, this is plain stupid. I'm too tired for this kind of shit...

#43 Posted by SgtGrumbles (1024 posts) -

What is Brad stabbed IGN hair.

#44 Posted by runnah555 (148 posts) -

Which one is Brad?

#45 Posted by JeanLuc (3572 posts) -

@runnah555 said:

Which one is Brad?

I think he was one of the interns.

#46 Posted by Wacomole (815 posts) -

@JeanLuc said:

@runnah555 said:

Which one is Brad?

I think he was one of the interns.

Yeah, I heard he le... Nah, can't bring myself to say it!

#47 Posted by OmegaChosen (644 posts) -

Quick and easy fulfillment of directions: Plant it on Brad. Watch him go to jail.

#48 Posted by believer258 (11630 posts) -

What the fuck?

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#49 Posted by runnah555 (148 posts) -

@JeanLuc said:

@runnah555 said:

Which one is Brad?

I think he was one of the interns.

The big guy with the beard?

#50 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1232 posts) -

This is awkward. I feel uncomfortable...