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#1 Posted by kre8havoc (173 posts) -

I think we should all push the beard Brad is growing!

I should be noted that I am team Brad, and I am also pro beards - Pretty much anywhere, anytime.

Grow out that dope beard, Brad! Giant bomb needs much more facial hair.

#2 Posted by PillClinton (3284 posts) -

Not mine, but obligatory "Beard Shoemaker."

#3 Posted by Bulby33 (521 posts) -

I think he should keep it. He looks much better with it.

#4 Posted by PillClinton (3284 posts) -

@Bulby33 said:

I think he should keep it. He looks much better with it.

"Strapping" would be my adjective of choice.

#5 Posted by GunstarRed (4731 posts) -

I just resubscribed because of Brad's beard.

#6 Posted by Sil3n7 (1140 posts) -

Brad is getting ready for his role as "The Shoebreaker" in the post apocalyptic future

#7 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9758 posts) -

I am always pro-beard.

#8 Edited by RazielCuts (2711 posts) -

@kre8havoc said:

I think we should all push the beard Brad is growing!.

Do you mean for us to physically push out the hair from Brad's facial hair follicles? Because I'm down for that.

#9 Posted by kre8havoc (173 posts) -

@RazielCuts said:

@kre8havoc said:

I think we should all push the beard Brad is growing!.

Do you mean for us to physically push out the hair from Brad's facial hair follicles? Because I'm down for that.

Yep. You got it. That's exactly what I meant...who wouldn't want push Brad's follicles?

#10 Posted by sissylion (677 posts) -

@PillClinton said:

@Bulby33 said:

I think he should keep it. He looks much better with it.

"Strapping" would be my adjective of choice.

Strap it on.

"It" being his strap.

#11 Posted by Ramone (2931 posts) -

It's fucking sick and he should keep it, that is all.

#12 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

He looks rugged as fuck, it's awesome.

#13 Posted by Blimble (302 posts) -

If he goes full on with it I will pay for the sub.....when I have the money #TeamBeard

#14 Posted by Benny (1937 posts) -

Tier 1 Brad

#15 Posted by Animasta (14460 posts) -

no way.

bearded brad looks fine but clean shaven brad is twice as hot as bearded brad

#16 Posted by Kerned (1168 posts) -

He looks quite fetching with the beard. I'm pretty envious of it.

#17 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4497 posts) -

I vote we let both him and Ryan grow theirs out, then carefully shave them off and lend them to Patrick and Jeff, respectively. And then grow them out again. That way everyone can have beards!

#18 Posted by SolongWrex (138 posts) -

I'm hoping he'll upgrade it to a cop 'stache.

#19 Posted by Aegon (5117 posts) -

@Animasta said:

no way.

bearded brad looks fine but clean shaven brad is twice as hot as bearded brad

Women...

#20 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

Beard Shoemaker.

#21 Posted by Robot_Sneakers (417 posts) -

I really like where his beard is at now, not sure how it would look much longer. I support it though.

#22 Posted by devilzrule27 (1235 posts) -

Man needs to shave

#23 Posted by MideonNViscera (2257 posts) -

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

#24 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beardface was also growing a beard.

#25 Posted by Aegon (5117 posts) -

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beard's face was also growing a beard.

Where's that terrifying Hulk Hogan photoshop? You should now, Biff.

#26 Posted by RoboRobb (1051 posts) -

looks decent!

#27 Posted by Aegon (5117 posts) -

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beardface was also growing a beard.

Ah, there it is.

#28 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

You are Team Brad!

#29 Edited by Death_Burnout (3768 posts) -

@devilzrule27 said:

Man needs to shave

That, is what I would classify as; Beard Jealousy. Or Beard Envy! Take your pick.

Also how long before someone posts that old GameSpot image of Brad with a beard?

#30 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@Aegon said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beard's face was also growing a beard.

Where's that terrifying Hulk Hogan photoshop? You should now, Biff.

#31 Posted by pyromagnestir (3962 posts) -

@Death_Burnout said:

@devilzrule27 said:

Man needs to shave

That, is what I would classify as; Beard Jealousy. Or Beard Envy! Take your pick.

Also how long before someone posts that old GameSpot image of Brad with a beard?

I have a raging case of beard envy. Fuck Beard Shoemaker! Free Brad "Pussy Riot" Shoemaker!

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#32 Posted by The_Nubster (1950 posts) -

@MarkWahlberg said:

I vote we let both him and Ryan grow theirs out, then carefully shave them off and lend them to Patrick and Jeff, respectively. And then grow them out again. That way everyone can have beards!

Just to Patrick. Jeff can grow that awkward Dirty Harry mustache, and have his own look. Ryan and Brad rock their own beards, and Patrick can have a black-blonde swirly beard.

#33 Posted by MistaSparkle (2146 posts) -

I fully encourage the Brad Beard, and also he should take up chewing toothpicks. I think he would look pretty BrAD ASS, riiiiiiight?

#34 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4497 posts) -

@The_Nubster said:

@MarkWahlberg said:

I vote we let both him and Ryan grow theirs out, then carefully shave them off and lend them to Patrick and Jeff, respectively. And then grow them out again. That way everyone can have beards!

Just to Patrick. Jeff can grow that awkward Dirty Harry mustache, and have his own look. Ryan and Brad rock their own beards, and Patrick can have a black-blonde swirly beard.

Sorta like this, but upside down? I can dig it.
#35 Posted by crusader8463 (14314 posts) -

I hope Brad realizes the power that the holds on his chin. I was a Straight man until I saw his beard, but now I don't know what I am anymore. I think I might be a Zebra.

#36 Posted by notdavid (757 posts) -

I want an endurance run of Brad growing his beard.

#37 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6984 posts) -

Brad's beard is magical.

#38 Posted by devilzrule27 (1235 posts) -

@Death_Burnout said:

@devilzrule27 said:

Man needs to shave

That, is what I would classify as; Beard Jealousy. Or Beard Envy! Take your pick.

Also how long before someone posts that old GameSpot image of Brad with a beard?

My beard is about the same as Brad's right now and I tell myself every morning that I need to shave. Eventually I'll actually stop being lazy and do it.

#39 Posted by wrecks (2125 posts) -

Hooray Beards!

#40 Posted by Azteck (7447 posts) -

Beard Shoemaker for president 2012

#41 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4281 posts) -

#TeamBeard

#42 Posted by PillClinton (3284 posts) -

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

Beard Shoemaker.

i lyk u

#43 Edited by Mahonay (823 posts) -

Age has helped his facial hair making ability greatly it would seem.

First thing I thought about when I saw him on TNT with the new beard, were those old videos of him back at Gamespot. Man, it was no good. A wiry, patchy mess.

Reminds me of how my beard grows in when it gets longer. Now it's looking good though, albeit shorter right at this stage;

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you guys. Look at that first picture and look at Brad now. Everyone has a handsome dude inside of them. Yes, deep inside of them...

#44 Posted by Getz (2955 posts) -

Beardtober is almost over though. It's time for Mo'vember

#45 Posted by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

@Getz said:

Beardtober is almost over though. It's time for Mo'vember

I support the Brad Shoemaker facial hair in all it's forms

#46 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@Mahonay said:

Brad used to look exactly like a young Bob Balaban.

10 years ago you wouldn't have been able to pick Brad out of a Balaban lineup.

#47 Posted by Patman99 (1544 posts) -

@PillClinton said:

Not mine, but obligatory "Beard Shoemaker."

Brad Beardmaker

#48 Posted by lazyturtle (1227 posts) -

I'm 100% anti-beard. Kids these days, with thier disgusting facial hair.

Only virgins and religious extremists should grow beards. Only gay men, police and firemen should grow mustaches.

#49 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@Mahonay said:

Everyone has a handsome dude inside of them.

Or in the case of Ryan sometimes 2 or 3 at once.

#50 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3719 posts) -

@lazyturtle said:

firemen should grow mustaches.

Firemen actually aren't legally allowed to grow mustaches because they're considered a fire hazard.