Brad's Beard

I think we should all push the beard Brad is growing!

I should be noted that I am team Brad, and I am also pro beards - Pretty much anywhere, anytime.

Grow out that dope beard, Brad! Giant bomb needs much more facial hair.

Not mine, but obligatory "Beard Shoemaker."

I think he should keep it. He looks much better with it.

@Bulby33 said:

I think he should keep it. He looks much better with it.

"Strapping" would be my adjective of choice.

I just resubscribed because of Brad's beard.

Brad is getting ready for his role as "The Shoebreaker" in the post apocalyptic future

I am always pro-beard.

@kre8havoc said:

I think we should all push the beard Brad is growing!.

Do you mean for us to physically push out the hair from Brad's facial hair follicles? Because I'm down for that.

@RazielCuts said:

@kre8havoc said:

I think we should all push the beard Brad is growing!.

Do you mean for us to physically push out the hair from Brad's facial hair follicles? Because I'm down for that.

Yep. You got it. That's exactly what I meant...who wouldn't want push Brad's follicles?

@PillClinton said:

@Bulby33 said:

I think he should keep it. He looks much better with it.

"Strapping" would be my adjective of choice.

Strap it on.

"It" being his strap.

It's fucking sick and he should keep it, that is all.

He looks rugged as fuck, it's awesome.

If he goes full on with it I will pay for the sub.....when I have the money #TeamBeard

Tier 1 Brad

no way.

bearded brad looks fine but clean shaven brad is twice as hot as bearded brad

He looks quite fetching with the beard. I'm pretty envious of it.

I vote we let both him and Ryan grow theirs out, then carefully shave them off and lend them to Patrick and Jeff, respectively. And then grow them out again. That way everyone can have beards!

I'm hoping he'll upgrade it to a cop 'stache.

@Animasta said:

no way.

bearded brad looks fine but clean shaven brad is twice as hot as bearded brad

Women...

Beard Shoemaker.

I really like where his beard is at now, not sure how it would look much longer. I support it though.

Man needs to shave

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beardface was also growing a beard.

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beard's face was also growing a beard.

Where's that terrifying Hulk Hogan photoshop? You should now, Biff.

looks decent!

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beardface was also growing a beard.

Ah, there it is.

You are Team Brad!

@devilzrule27 said:

Man needs to shave

That, is what I would classify as; Beard Jealousy. Or Beard Envy! Take your pick.

Also how long before someone posts that old GameSpot image of Brad with a beard?

@Aegon said:

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

@MideonNViscera said:

I'm just gonna bring this thread to its natural conclusion and say I want to facefuck Brad's beard.

Brad's beard doesn't have a face.

Imagine if it did though, and his beard's face was also growing a beard.

Where's that terrifying Hulk Hogan photoshop? You should now, Biff.

@Death_Burnout said:

@devilzrule27 said:

Man needs to shave

That, is what I would classify as; Beard Jealousy. Or Beard Envy! Take your pick.

Also how long before someone posts that old GameSpot image of Brad with a beard?

I have a raging case of beard envy. Fuck Beard Shoemaker! Free Brad "Pussy Riot" Shoemaker!

@MarkWahlberg said:

I vote we let both him and Ryan grow theirs out, then carefully shave them off and lend them to Patrick and Jeff, respectively. And then grow them out again. That way everyone can have beards!

Just to Patrick. Jeff can grow that awkward Dirty Harry mustache, and have his own look. Ryan and Brad rock their own beards, and Patrick can have a black-blonde swirly beard.

I fully encourage the Brad Beard, and also he should take up chewing toothpicks. I think he would look pretty BrAD ASS, riiiiiiight?

@The_Nubster said:

@MarkWahlberg said:

I vote we let both him and Ryan grow theirs out, then carefully shave them off and lend them to Patrick and Jeff, respectively. And then grow them out again. That way everyone can have beards!

Just to Patrick. Jeff can grow that awkward Dirty Harry mustache, and have his own look. Ryan and Brad rock their own beards, and Patrick can have a black-blonde swirly beard.

I hope Brad realizes the power that the holds on his chin. I was a Straight man until I saw his beard, but now I don't know what I am anymore. I think I might be a Zebra.

I want an endurance run of Brad growing his beard.

Brad's beard is magical.

@Death_Burnout said:

@devilzrule27 said:

Man needs to shave

That, is what I would classify as; Beard Jealousy. Or Beard Envy! Take your pick.

Also how long before someone posts that old GameSpot image of Brad with a beard?

My beard is about the same as Brad's right now and I tell myself every morning that I need to shave. Eventually I'll actually stop being lazy and do it.

Hooray Beards!

Beard Shoemaker for president 2012

#TeamBeard

@BiffMcBlumpkin said:

Beard Shoemaker.

i lyk u

Age has helped his facial hair making ability greatly it would seem.

First thing I thought about when I saw him on TNT with the new beard, were those old videos of him back at Gamespot. Man, it was no good. A wiry, patchy mess.

Reminds me of how my beard grows in when it gets longer. Now it's looking good though, albeit shorter right at this stage;

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you guys. Look at that first picture and look at Brad now. Everyone has a handsome dude inside of them. Yes, deep inside of them...

Beardtober is almost over though. It's time for Mo'vember

@Getz said:

Beardtober is almost over though. It's time for Mo'vember

I support the Brad Shoemaker facial hair in all it's forms

@Mahonay said:

Brad used to look exactly like a young Bob Balaban.

10 years ago you wouldn't have been able to pick Brad out of a Balaban lineup.

@PillClinton said:

Not mine, but obligatory "Beard Shoemaker."

Brad Beardmaker

I'm 100% anti-beard. Kids these days, with thier disgusting facial hair.

Only virgins and religious extremists should grow beards. Only gay men, police and firemen should grow mustaches.

@Mahonay said:

Everyone has a handsome dude inside of them.

Or in the case of Ryan sometimes 2 or 3 at once.

@lazyturtle said:

firemen should grow mustaches.

Firemen actually aren't legally allowed to grow mustaches because they're considered a fire hazard.