which one??
Buried, cremated, science, or hot dogs?
buried in regular clothes or no clothes just a shroud, pine box preferably no box, and no vault either i wanna be laid to rest naturally. *and preferably as cheap as possible*
(Serious Answer)
Buried. I want people to know what I look like if I ever somehow become... unburied. You never know... apocalypse.. grave differs... it turns out I hold the answer to a great treasure.. you know, things happen.
(Joking Answer)
Science. Hey, who might not wanna be revived after being frozen for like 10,000 years.
But... what exactly does the "hot dogs" option mean?
You want to be eaten by your relatives? In hot dog form? you have it all wrong, a soup will hide the taste of flesh much better than a hot dog.
Why are you looking at me funny, (nervous twitch) hey guy's cut it out I ain't no cannibal, <<.<</>>,>>/<<.<</>>,>>
*Runs to the escape hatch*
You wont catch me suckers, hahaha suckers get it?
If a scientific institute wants to buy my corpse, they probably can afford to pay more than a necrophiliac because the necrophiliac won't make much money off the possession of my corpse, whereas the scientists can use my corpse to research aspects of the human body that can lead to medical and technological breakthroughs which they can then market to make money.
Science!
Seriously, lets leave the resources to the living. Burial takes a load of resources (not to mention the cost) and land should be used for useful purposes not to commemorate the dead for hundreds of years after anyone can remember them. Cremation isn't any more ecologically sound and the odds of getting 'your' ashes back instead of someone else's are nearly impossible.
And yes, I really like the idea of using my body to help those that need it. IMO organ donation should be on an opt-out basis. You are not required to donate but it's up to you to make sure everyone knows that. Organ donation waiting lists would be a lot shorter.
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