Buried, cremated, science, or hot dogs?

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#1  Edited By Zajtalan

which one??

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#2  Edited By buzz_clik

(what, no poll?)

I'm getting burnt, and my ashes are getting put into paint which will then be used to depict a sunset. I will then get hung on the wall.

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#3  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

buried in regular clothes or no clothes just a shroud, pine box preferably no box, and no vault either i wanna be laid to rest naturally. *and preferably as cheap as possible*

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#4  Edited By DanielJW

Cremated, ashes mixed with iron fillings and put into an Etch-e-Sketch.

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#5  Edited By sjschmidt93

(Serious Answer)
Buried. I want people to know what I look like if I ever somehow become... unburied. You never know... apocalypse.. grave differs... it turns out I hold the answer to a great treasure.. you know, things happen.

(Joking Answer)
Science. Hey, who might not wanna be revived after being frozen for like 10,000 years.

But... what exactly does the "hot dogs" option mean?

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#6  Edited By dsplayer1010

Hot dogs are always a good choice

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#7  Edited By Zajtalan

by science i meant like donating it

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#8  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

P.S: i want as much of my self donated to the world as possible.

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#9  Edited By Red12b
@Zajtalan:
You want to be eaten by your relatives? In hot dog form? you have it all wrong, a soup will hide the taste of flesh much better than a hot dog.
Why are you looking at me funny, (nervous twitch) hey guy's cut it out I ain't no cannibal, <<.<</>>,>>/<<.<</>>,>>

*Runs to the escape hatch*

You wont catch me suckers, hahaha suckers get it?
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#10  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

I'd like to go to some use when I'm dead, so I'd happily donate my body to science. Either that or donate my organs and then be cremated. Although once I'm dead, it really won't matter, because I'll be dead.

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#11  Edited By Red12b
@MattyFTM said:
"I'd like to go to some use when I'm dead, so I'd happily donate my body to science. Either that or donate my organs and then be cremated. Although once I'm dead, it really won't matter, because I'll be dead."

Exactly, so the cannibalism option for you to then :)

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#12  Edited By Suicrat

Option E: Auction.

I want my corpse sold to the highest bidder! And used in any way he/she/they choose(s).
(So if there's a really rich necropheliac out there, make me an offer!)

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#13  Edited By Red12b
@Suicrat:

Hahahaha Necrophilia Kinky.

Erm so I have to choose between Being fucked or being eaten. maybe one kinky chick out there doesn’t mind eating out. (BOOM)

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#14  Edited By teh_destroyer

I prefer to be buried, close to my best friend if possible.

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#15  Edited By Wolverine

I don't really have much of a preference because well... I would be dead.

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#16  Edited By DanielJW
@Red12b said:
" @Suicrat:

Hahahaha Necrophilia Kinky.

Erm so I have to choose between Being fucked or being eaten. maybe one kinky chick out there doesn’t mind eating out. (BOOM)

"
BAM! There it is.
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#17  Edited By Player1

Science for sure. People are surprisingly selfish with their dead bodies. Who cares? Why not save a couple lives being a donor? Or give your skin to somebody with terrible burns so he/she can look normal again. Giving your body to science can save lives. 

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#18  Edited By JJOR64

I like hot dogs.  :-)

(What's the point to this thread?)

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#19  Edited By Snipzor

Obviously science, because when the zombie invasion comes, I'll wake up in an important place (I'm looking at you basement of Area 51). Be reborn with a ton of awesome augmentations, and take over the world.

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#20  Edited By Suicrat
@Player1: That's the thing, if we had a free market in corpses, only the most productive uses of corpses would have the financial backing to win corpse auctions.

If a scientific institute wants to buy my corpse, they probably can afford to pay more than a necrophiliac because the necrophiliac won't make much money off the possession of my corpse, whereas the scientists can use my corpse to research aspects of the human body that can lead to medical and technological breakthroughs which they can then market to make money.


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#22  Edited By RetroIce4

Science.

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#23  Edited By SniperMOUS

Science for research into cremating hotdogs underground.

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#24  Edited By Commando

I'm an organ donor, so I get to live forever.

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#25  Edited By PrimevilKneivel

Science!

Seriously, lets leave the resources to the living. Burial takes a load of resources (not to mention the cost) and land should be used for useful purposes not to commemorate the dead for hundreds of years after anyone can remember them. Cremation isn't any more ecologically sound and the odds of getting 'your' ashes back instead of someone else's are  nearly impossible.

And yes, I really like the idea of using my body to help those that need it. IMO organ donation should be on an opt-out basis. You are not required to donate  but it's up to you to make sure everyone knows that. Organ donation waiting lists would be a lot shorter.

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#26  Edited By Video_Game_King

I'd go with science, mainly because of the possibility of living the future life of a robot :P.

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Cremation, so people could snort me.

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#28  Edited By AzureSupernova

I'm gonna live forever... I reject your reality and substitute my own ;)

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#29  Edited By Oriental_Jams

Pyramided all the way O__O

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#30  Edited By Diamond

Devoured by a 100 foot tall anime giantess.

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#31  Edited By Akeldama

i will be burnt 

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#32  Edited By kmdrkul

I'd like to be stuffed and used as a Halloween decoration.

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#33  Edited By AhmadMetallic

buried

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#34  Edited By vilhelmnielsen

Cremated in hot dog toaster.

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#35  Edited By Red12b
@Commando said:
"I'm an organ donor, so I get to live forever. "
Live forever untill you start to decompose, yep i am sticking to the kinky cannabil necrophiliac.