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#1 Posted by MC_Hify (384 posts) -


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#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

@Flawed_System said:

Is there a difference? The first one is just your rear end and the second is full on frontal?

So humans, when naked, have something resembling Bambi's father on their front sides? Most interesting.

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#3 Posted by RedRavN (418 posts) -

I'm pretty sure its buck but I am not sure.

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#4 Posted by Jeff (5544 posts) -

"Butt naked" is a clinical term that doctors would use. "Buck naked" is just hilarious.

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#5 Edited by Flawed_System (386 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Flawed_System said:

Is there a difference? The first one is just your rear end and the second is full on frontal?

So humans, when naked, have something resembling Bambi's father on their front sides? Most interesting.

Yes, it appears we do. Most interesting indeed.

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#6 Posted by Kidavenger (4104 posts) -

Bif Naked

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#7 Posted by NegativeCero (3135 posts) -

I like butt naked better, I guess.

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#8 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3413 posts) -

Bare-assed.

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#9 Posted by viking_funeral (2503 posts) -

Both. Buck Naked tends to be used more when I'm home with the relatives.

Don't ask why.

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#10 Posted by JJOR64 (19670 posts) -

BUTT naked.

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#11 Posted by MisterDunlap (285 posts) -

I've heard it both ways. I always say butt-naked, however. Buck-naked always seemed just a tad too lewd.

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#12 Posted by habster3 (3662 posts) -

Either one for me

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#13 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

@RedRavN said:

I'm pretty sure its buck but I am not sure.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

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#14 Posted by hughesman (314 posts) -

Buck off dem clothes and get naked

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#15 Posted by ShaggE (8209 posts) -

Two cheeks to the wind.

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#16 Posted by SamFo (1655 posts) -

fuck naked?

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#17 Posted by Redbullet685 (6433 posts) -

Butt naked.

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#18 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

Or, as I like to refer to it, Tuesday.

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#19 Posted by MegaLombax (457 posts) -

Buck naked, im quite sure...

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#20 Posted by Landon (4137 posts) -

I thought saying "buck naked" was just something the south said.

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#21 Posted by Grilledcheez (4058 posts) -

How about just "naked"?

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#22 Edited by rachelepithet (1646 posts) -

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#23 Posted by Patchcoat (265 posts) -

@Jeff: Agreed. "Buck Naked" is quite comical...

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#24 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6421 posts) -

"Butt naked" makes sense and "buck naked" does not. I'm going with "butt naked", but I think "birthday suit" is the term that we all would usually go for.

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#25 Posted by ZombiePie (6786 posts) -

@Jeff said:

"Butt naked" is a clinical term that doctors would use. "Buck naked" is just hilarious.

Giant Bomb law!

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#26 Posted by Coafi (1520 posts) -

The proper term is, naked with your butt out.

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#27 Posted by butano (1996 posts) -

While I believe it is "butt naked," the Luchadeer would disagree.

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#28 Posted by devilzrule27 (1254 posts) -

I buck all the time when I'm naked

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#29 Posted by PenguinDust (12985 posts) -

I saw this on Wikipedia:

"Joshua Milton Blahyi (born September 30, 1971), better known by his nom de guerre General Butt Naked, is a former leader for the Liberian warlord Roosevelt Johnson in the First Liberian Civil War...Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. He believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets." source

I also read this somewhere else: The word "buck" or "buff" is thought to be from the color of a buckskin, which is the pale tan color of European skin - this gives you "buck naked" and "in the buff."

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#30 Posted by allworkandlowpay (928 posts) -

The original term is buck naked. It morphed to butt naked when it crossed the pond, because us Yanks need to be special.

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#31 Posted by wjb (1898 posts) -

Whenever I need answers, I usually go to Ice-T:

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He said "butt naked," so there you have it.

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#32 Posted by Firepaw (3039 posts) -

Never heard of "buck naked" but I'll have to go with my Pony brothers and sisters so I think I will say "flank naked" ?

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#33 Posted by Skald (4427 posts) -

"Buck naked" is an idiom. "Butt naked" seems redundant.

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#34 Posted by Will_M (356 posts) -

"Ass out" and "butt nekked" are also acceptable.

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#35 Posted by Bribo (712 posts) -

"Bollock naked".

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#37 Posted by DeF (5342 posts) -

I prefer "devoid of clothing" (don't forget to raise your pinky finger)

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#38 Posted by ShaggE (8209 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

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#39 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

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#40 Posted by Justin258 (14120 posts) -

Either works for me. I'm from the south, though, so I've heard both plenty of times.

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#41 Posted by TheHBK (5664 posts) -

The correct term is...

BUCK ASS NEKKED

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#42 Posted by WickedFather (1694 posts) -
In the nuddy always makes me giggle.
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#43 Posted by MrKlorox (11142 posts) -

Either, or butt-fucking naked.

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#44 Edited by ShaggE (8209 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

Two cheeks: Ass. To the wind: Naked. Two cheeks to the wind: Butt naked.

Edit: Can somebody else weigh in? I'm not being incredibly obtuse here, am I? I ask sincerely, because I know my train of thought can be inscrutable sometimes.

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#45 Posted by AlexW00d (7404 posts) -

Do people really say buck naked? What the fuck does that even mean? Are they deer?

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#46 Posted by MrKlorox (11142 posts) -
@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

You've never seen a play on words before? Two cheeks: Ass. To the wind: Naked. Two cheeks to the wind: Butt naked.

When using "wind" in reference to butts, farting would be the first thing to come to mind.
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#47 Posted by Chemin (656 posts) -

Butt.

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#48 Posted by hockeymask27 (3694 posts) -

Buck naked is my stripper name.

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#49 Posted by morrelloman (639 posts) -

Butt naked is for most people. Buck Naked is when Young Buck of G-unit gets naked.

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#50 Posted by DuskVamp (720 posts) -

I've never heard buck naked before, so I'm going with butt.