Butt Naked or Buck Naked? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by runcrash (218 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (29341 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

@Flawed_System said:

Is there a difference? The first one is just your rear end and the second is full on frontal?

So humans, when naked, have something resembling Bambi's father on their front sides? Most interesting.

#3 Posted by RedRavN (343 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I'm pretty sure its buck but I am not sure.

#4 Posted by Jeff (3082 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

"Butt naked" is a clinical term that doctors would use. "Buck naked" is just hilarious.

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#5 Edited by Flawed_System (388 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

@Video_Game_King said:

@Flawed_System said:
Is there a difference? The first one is just your rear end and the second is full on frontal?
So humans, when naked, have something resembling Bambi's father on their front sides? Most interesting.

Yes, it appears we do. Most interesting indeed.

#6 Posted by Kidavenger (2247 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Bif Naked

#7 Posted by NegativeCero (2497 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I like butt naked better, I guess.

#8 Posted by ShadowConqueror (2571 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Bare-assed.

#9 Posted by Viking_Funeral (1075 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Both. Buck Naked tends to be used more when I'm home with the relatives.

Don't ask why.

#10 Posted by JJOR64 (18131 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

BUTT naked.

#11 Posted by MisterDunlap (236 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I've heard it both ways. I always say butt-naked, however. Buck-naked always seemed just a tad too lewd.

#12 Posted by habster3 (3591 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Either one for me

#13 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

@RedRavN said:

I'm pretty sure its buck but I am not sure.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

#14 Posted by hughesman (259 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Buck off dem clothes and get naked

#15 Posted by ShaggE (4461 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Two cheeks to the wind.

#16 Posted by SamFo (1491 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

fuck naked?

#17 Posted by Redbullet685 (5745 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Butt naked.

#18 Posted by MarkWahlberg (3960 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Or, as I like to refer to it, Tuesday.

#19 Posted by MegaLombax (275 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Buck naked, im quite sure...

#20 Posted by Landon (3964 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I thought saying "buck naked" was just something the south said.

#21 Posted by Grilledcheez (3732 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

How about just "naked"?

#22 Posted by boocreepyfootdoctor (817 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

butt-wild or buck-wild? that is the question - trifling bill shakespeare

#23 Posted by Patchcoat (66 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

@Jeff: Agreed. "Buck Naked" is quite comical...

#24 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (5990 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

"Butt naked" makes sense and "buck naked" does not. I'm going with "butt naked", but I think "birthday suit" is the term that we all would usually go for.

#25 Posted by ZombiePie (4798 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

@Jeff said:

"Butt naked" is a clinical term that doctors would use. "Buck naked" is just hilarious.

Giant Bomb law!

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#26 Posted by Coafi (734 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

The proper term is, naked with your butt out.

#27 Posted by Butano (1411 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

While I believe it is "butt naked," the Luchadeer would disagree.

#28 Posted by devilzrule27 (815 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I buck all the time when I'm naked

#29 Posted by PenguinDust (12107 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I saw this on Wikipedia:

"Joshua Milton Blahyi (born September 30, 1971), better known by his nom de guerre General Butt Naked, is a former leader for the Liberian warlord Roosevelt Johnson in the First Liberian Civil War...Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. He believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets." source

I also read this somewhere else: The word "buck" or "buff" is thought to be from the color of a buckskin, which is the pale tan color of European skin - this gives you "buck naked" and "in the buff."

#30 Posted by allworkandlowpay (862 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

The original term is buck naked. It morphed to butt naked when it crossed the pond, because us Yanks need to be special.

#31 Posted by wjb (784 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Whenever I need answers, I usually go to Ice-T:

He said "butt naked," so there you have it.

#32 Posted by Village_Guy (2099 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

Never heard of "buck naked" but I'll have to go with my Pony brothers and sisters so I think I will say "flank naked" ?

#33 Posted by Skald (4366 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

"Buck naked" is an idiom. "Butt naked" seems redundant.

#34 Posted by Will_M (299 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

"Ass out" and "butt nekked" are also acceptable.

#35 Posted by Bribo (497 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

"Bollock naked".

#36 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

#37 Posted by DeF (4180 posts) - 1 year, 15 days ago

I prefer "devoid of clothing" (don't forget to raise your pinky finger)

#38 Posted by ShaggE (4461 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:
Two cheeks to the wind.
It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

#39 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:
@ShaggE said:
Two cheeks to the wind.
It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.
... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

#40 Posted by believer258 (7891 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

Either works for me. I'm from the south, though, so I've heard both plenty of times.

#41 Posted by TheHBK (4884 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

The correct term is...

BUCK ASS NEKKED

#42 Posted by WickedFather (1459 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

In the nuddy always makes me giggle.

#43 Posted by MrKlorox (11082 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

Either, or butt-fucking naked.

#44 Edited by ShaggE (4461 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:
@SeriouslyNow said:
@ShaggE said:
Two cheeks to the wind.
It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.
... That's the joke.
Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

Two cheeks: Ass. To the wind: Naked. Two cheeks to the wind: Butt naked.

Edit: Can somebody else weigh in? I'm not being incredibly obtuse here, am I? I ask sincerely, because I know my train of thought can be inscrutable sometimes.

#45 Posted by AlexW00d (5434 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

Do people really say buck naked? What the fuck does that even mean? Are they deer?

#46 Posted by MrKlorox (11082 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:
@ShaggE said:
@SeriouslyNow said:
@ShaggE said:
Two cheeks to the wind.
It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.
... That's the joke.
Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?
You've never seen a play on words before? Two cheeks: Ass. To the wind: Naked. Two cheeks to the wind: Butt naked.

When using "wind" in reference to butts, farting would be the first thing to come to mind.

#47 Posted by Chemin (619 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

Butt.

#48 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3451 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

Buck naked is my stripper name.

#49 Posted by morrelloman (570 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

Butt naked is for most people. Buck Naked is when Young Buck of G-unit gets naked.

#50 Posted by DuskVamp (666 posts) - 1 year, 14 days ago

I've never heard buck naked before, so I'm going with butt.