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#1 Posted by MC_Hify (322 posts) -


#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36071 posts) -

@Flawed_System said:

Is there a difference? The first one is just your rear end and the second is full on frontal?

So humans, when naked, have something resembling Bambi's father on their front sides? Most interesting.

#3 Posted by RedRavN (397 posts) -

I'm pretty sure its buck but I am not sure.

#4 Posted by Jeff (3425 posts) -

"Butt naked" is a clinical term that doctors would use. "Buck naked" is just hilarious.

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#5 Edited by Flawed_System (388 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Flawed_System said:

Is there a difference? The first one is just your rear end and the second is full on frontal?

So humans, when naked, have something resembling Bambi's father on their front sides? Most interesting.

Yes, it appears we do. Most interesting indeed.

#6 Posted by Kidavenger (3511 posts) -

Bif Naked

#7 Posted by NegativeCero (2976 posts) -

I like butt naked better, I guess.

#8 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

Bare-assed.

#9 Posted by Viking_Funeral (1740 posts) -

Both. Buck Naked tends to be used more when I'm home with the relatives.

Don't ask why.

#10 Posted by JJOR64 (18912 posts) -

BUTT naked.

#11 Posted by MisterDunlap (245 posts) -

I've heard it both ways. I always say butt-naked, however. Buck-naked always seemed just a tad too lewd.

#12 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

Either one for me

#13 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

@RedRavN said:

I'm pretty sure its buck but I am not sure.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

#14 Posted by hughesman (312 posts) -

Buck off dem clothes and get naked

#15 Posted by ShaggE (6343 posts) -

Two cheeks to the wind.

#16 Posted by SamFo (1520 posts) -

fuck naked?

#17 Posted by Redbullet685 (6029 posts) -

Butt naked.

#18 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4580 posts) -

Or, as I like to refer to it, Tuesday.

#19 Posted by MegaLombax (384 posts) -

Buck naked, im quite sure...

#20 Posted by Landon (4130 posts) -

I thought saying "buck naked" was just something the south said.

#21 Posted by Grilledcheez (3943 posts) -

How about just "naked"?

#22 Posted by rachelepithet (1350 posts) -

butt-wild or buck-wild? that is the question - trifling bill shakespeare

#23 Posted by Patchcoat (132 posts) -

@Jeff: Agreed. "Buck Naked" is quite comical...

#24 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6387 posts) -

"Butt naked" makes sense and "buck naked" does not. I'm going with "butt naked", but I think "birthday suit" is the term that we all would usually go for.

#25 Posted by ZombiePie (5588 posts) -

@Jeff said:

"Butt naked" is a clinical term that doctors would use. "Buck naked" is just hilarious.

Giant Bomb law!

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#26 Posted by Coafi (1481 posts) -

The proper term is, naked with your butt out.

#27 Posted by Butano (1728 posts) -

While I believe it is "butt naked," the Luchadeer would disagree.

#28 Posted by devilzrule27 (1239 posts) -

I buck all the time when I'm naked

#29 Posted by PenguinDust (12455 posts) -

I saw this on Wikipedia:

"Joshua Milton Blahyi (born September 30, 1971), better known by his nom de guerre General Butt Naked, is a former leader for the Liberian warlord Roosevelt Johnson in the First Liberian Civil War...Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. He believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets." source

I also read this somewhere else: The word "buck" or "buff" is thought to be from the color of a buckskin, which is the pale tan color of European skin - this gives you "buck naked" and "in the buff."

#30 Posted by allworkandlowpay (874 posts) -

The original term is buck naked. It morphed to butt naked when it crossed the pond, because us Yanks need to be special.

#31 Posted by wjb (1639 posts) -

Whenever I need answers, I usually go to Ice-T:

He said "butt naked," so there you have it.

#32 Posted by Village_Guy (2504 posts) -

Never heard of "buck naked" but I'll have to go with my Pony brothers and sisters so I think I will say "flank naked" ?

#33 Posted by Skald (4367 posts) -

"Buck naked" is an idiom. "Butt naked" seems redundant.

#34 Posted by Will_M (343 posts) -

"Ass out" and "butt nekked" are also acceptable.

#35 Posted by Bribo (594 posts) -

"Bollock naked".

#36 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -
#37 Posted by DeF (4809 posts) -

I prefer "devoid of clothing" (don't forget to raise your pinky finger)

#38 Posted by ShaggE (6343 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

#39 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

#40 Posted by believer258 (11677 posts) -

Either works for me. I'm from the south, though, so I've heard both plenty of times.

#41 Posted by TheHBK (5465 posts) -

The correct term is...

BUCK ASS NEKKED

#42 Posted by WickedFather (1730 posts) -
In the nuddy always makes me giggle.
#43 Posted by MrKlorox (11208 posts) -

Either, or butt-fucking naked.

#44 Edited by ShaggE (6343 posts) -

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

Two cheeks: Ass. To the wind: Naked. Two cheeks to the wind: Butt naked.

Edit: Can somebody else weigh in? I'm not being incredibly obtuse here, am I? I ask sincerely, because I know my train of thought can be inscrutable sometimes.

#45 Posted by AlexW00d (6189 posts) -

Do people really say buck naked? What the fuck does that even mean? Are they deer?

#46 Posted by MrKlorox (11208 posts) -
@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

@SeriouslyNow said:

@ShaggE said:

Two cheeks to the wind.

It's actually 3 sheets to the wind.

... That's the joke.

Three sheets to the wind is a state of absolute drunkenness. huh?

You've never seen a play on words before? Two cheeks: Ass. To the wind: Naked. Two cheeks to the wind: Butt naked.

When using "wind" in reference to butts, farting would be the first thing to come to mind.
#47 Posted by Chemin (632 posts) -

Butt.

#48 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

Buck naked is my stripper name.

#49 Posted by morrelloman (606 posts) -

Butt naked is for most people. Buck Naked is when Young Buck of G-unit gets naked.

#50 Posted by DuskVamp (681 posts) -

I've never heard buck naked before, so I'm going with butt.