I'm on vacation right now for two weeks here in Hoboken. I've never been to New York before, so I'm looking to run around the city doing things other than jerking off on the homeless. I don't know why the police care, I'm not vandalizing the police station yet. Jeeze, calm down.
I'm going to the Puppet Kitchen, but other than that I know nothing of the wonders in this city. I love fun, dumb, goofy, or "creative" activities.