Can you play any sort of musical instrument?

If so, which one?
 
I play the Drums. I'm not in a band or anything, but i have been playing for 6 years. Anyone in a band of any sort?
 
EDIT: I want to try playing the Bass,  as i have the long skinny fingers. Anyone think it's easy to pick up?

I've been playing guitar for six years, mostly blues.  I am not in a band, but my friends and I jam often.  
 
I do have some limited piano playing abilities, though I do not formally play piano.

Guitar

I can play a guitar but I can't play a guitar, if you get my drift.
 
Actually I just remembered I picked up an old drum set from a friend. It's missing a few pieces but it's in good shape overall.

Guitar!

I was thinking about learning how to play the keyboard.

I'm a bass player.  Have been for about 8 years.  It's good fun.  I should practice more, but I don't.

" @eroticfishcake: Ah yes Ferg. The "I can play Mary had a little lamb, but thats about it" kind of thing? "

Does a recorder count? Either way, no.

I have keyboard and guitar but don't know to play them .

I play trombone. 
 
Yay?

Technically, the title is asking if you can play every sort of musical instrument.
Anyway I play Piano and Guitar.

i can play Hot Cross Buns on Recorder.

" I play the Drums. "

Let's see, piano, double bass (the stand up one), orchestral bells (SO FUN!!! LEARN THEM NOW!!!!), a bit of guitar, and singing if you want to count that. I'm trying to learn a bit about remixing on my laptop but... that stuff's complicated.

Piano and Violin

I used to be able to play the trumpet. Not anymore.

I play trumpet.  

Guitar, keyboard/piano, trumpet, bass and if I really need to drums.  However I only own my own guitar and keyboard right now.  I played trumpet back in school and I remember most of it, I could probably get good again with a little practice.  Bass I can play, although I have never really owned my own bass, I have played on my friends' basses, not really that hard to learn if you know guitar(probably vise versa as well).  I have a good ear from drums and can usually play if I have to, but I find it uncomfortable for some reason.  
 
Although I've never actually recorded anything, me and a couple friends have been working on putting a band together.  I have many friends who are in bands and so I'm very familiar with the local music scene here and know how that sort of thing works.  I don't like to sound like a pompous ass, but I have been completmented on the songs I've written as well, so I guess I could add lyrics to my musical list.  Right now I'm just trying to get to the point where I can competently play my songs all the way through.  I am also the kind of person who is super self concious about things I create, I never think anything I do is as good as people tell me it is, so often I don't show people. 
 
EDIT:  I want to add that I have short stubby fingers and that you can still learn to play guitar despite that. :P

I played the Trombone in high school to get a fine arts credit and I play a little guitar but I want to get better at it.

Computer. (yes, it's a musical instrument and can be played)
 
I can kind of play guitar. I can kind of play drums. I can kind of play piano and keyboard. Oh and I can kind of sing.

Trumpet, Guitar and some Keyboard & Bass. But I'm mainly aiming on the guitar at the moment.

I can play the Tuba, Sousaphone, and the Contrabass all basically the same but different instruments. Oh and the piano (sort of).

Piano, trombone, euphonium. I was good at all three at some point but it has been a while. I've become a full-time listener rather than player.

Played guitar for about 10 years and drums for about 2.  
 
I play drums in a doom/stoner rock kind of band. 

Surprised that no one has mentioned Guitar Hero yet.

*inserts stupid Guitar Hero joke here*

Drums for six years also. Play in a rock n roll band.

I play the triangle.

Been playing guitar and bass for about 2 or 3 years each, and piano for...5 or 6 I think.

No. I am musically retarded.

None whatsoever, I wish I could.

I play guitar. Keen on playing bass, but am currently spending all my money on guitar gear, so it can wait.
 
I have a Tokai LP, Fender Strat, Maton acoustic and a Krank Rev Jr amp. Currently in the process of getting a custom guitar made by a highly regarded local luthier... can't wait. Also have quite a few pedals.

Drums

Been playing guitar since I was ... like 6 or 7 years old.

Been playing drums for 10 years, bass guitar for around 6 years, guitar for 4 years and piano for around a year

Guitar but I'm really bad

I play guitar, can play bass a dabbled some in keyboards a couple of years ago.

Drummer. I'm in a band (See previous blogs).
 
It's pretty cool bro.

I can play the piano alright. Tried out the trumpet in middle school but didn't care for it. That and band kids are fucking weird.

I play piano and write pieces for it. I also play synthesizer and use all types of VST plugins in Ableton Live. I used to play drums and clarinet.