I'm already familiar with hoarders and storage wars so something similar would be great, what does the giant bomb community watch?
Can you recommend some stupid "reality" shows?(e.g.storage wars)
Stupid? You need to watch some Flavor of Love. Season 2 starts with an episode where some woman takes a huge dump on Flavor Flav's staircase, then Flav comes in wearing a viking helmet and shouts about who the fuck shat on his staircase.
Comedy gold.
Well, there's Pawn Stars. It's got a good cast which is a must for these types of shows. The geezer is the best one of the bunch because all he does is insult the other pawn shop guys.
For a bottom feeder there's Lizard Lick Towing. That one's about repossession guys (and a gal). There have been accusations that it's entirely staged, which might be true, but it can still be entertaining if you're looking to laugh at its absurdity.
There are a couple of Storage War wannabes out there, too; Storage Hunters and Baggage Battles. Plus, there's Auction Hunters, too. It's a bit different than the Storage Wars format, but the idea is similar.
Finally, it's not quite as dumb as the ones above, but History Channel also airs Swamp People. It's more of a traditional reality show like that one about the Alaskan fishermen. Still, it has some very odd characters on it. I read online that one of the leads died during the show's run.
I don't watch any of these shows myself, but I know my dad likes them and flips back and forth between them in a sitting. I like Mythbusters and the various shows about places to eat. That's the extent of my tolerance for reality TV. I'm not even sure I'd classify them as reality. Mythbusters is really science-entertainment and the food shows are travelogues.
Oh, and people talk about how horrible a concept Toddlers and Tiaras is, well it's really nothing compared to the trauma-inducing Dance Moms. My dad doesn't watch this one, but I've seen bits of episodes out of curiosity. It sounded bad and guess what, it is.
I think American Pickers is alright. Two guys basically knock on people's doors and look buy their collection of junk to sell in their shop.
I always watch MTV's Real World Challenge. It's definitely a guilty pleasure. Like, they're all a bunch of idiots, but instead of just living together and being dumb... they're actually competing against each other and being dumb. Which I kinda find appealing. The allure of the cash prize also helps bring out the inner douchbaggery in people. The long history of the show also means that there's always plenty of recurring characters that bring all their baggage and animosities from past challenges.
Um, also Hell's Kitchen and Masterchef if you're into cooking shows. Hell's Kitchen is really formulaic now and you know exactly when Ramsay's going to start yelling and calling people donkeys. Masterchef though, doesn't feel quite as fake and actually gets me involved with the contestants, because they do feel real and sincere and you get to go along with them on their culinary journey.
@mircica: Deadliest Warrior? It's not a reality show, but it has more stupid than any one person can handle...no one show should have all that stupid!
@NegativeCero said:
I think American Pickers is alright. Two guys basically knock on people's doors and look buy their collection of junk to sell in their shop.
American Pickers doesn't really quality as stupid like these other shows do. It actually is more interesting then it is stupid most of the time.
Antiques Roadshow is the best "reality TV" of all time. Slow burn but huge moments like no where else.
Try Cajun Justice, about overly powerful sheriffs in Louisiana fighting voodoo and hicks.
I will occasionally watch Pawn Stars. But since it got popular the show has been contriving awful stories to go along with the items people pawn in the show or to tie in with upcoming History Channel shows. But there's some good stuff in there. At least the people are somewhat intelligent and you learn a little history when you watch.
@VierasTalo said:
Stupid? You need to watch some Flavor of Love. Season 2 starts with an episode where some woman takes a huge dump on Flavor Flav's staircase, then Flav comes in wearing a viking helmet and shouts about who the fuck shat on his staircase.
Comedy gold.
Gotta love Flavor Flav.
@AngelN7 said:
What's the name of that show where 2 giant meatheads destroy stuff and show like technical data, weight and composition on the crap they destroy with their hands?
I think that was Human Wrecking Balls on G4TV wasn't it? Or is there another show where two giant meatheads destroy stuff? I wouldn't put it past television programmers these days.
@PenguinDust said:
@AngelN7 said:
What's the name of that show where 2 giant meatheads destroy stuff and show like technical data, weight and composition on the crap they destroy with their hands?
I think that was Human Wrecking Balls on G4TV wasn't it? Or is there another show where two giant meatheads destroy stuff? I wouldn't put it past television programmers these days.
I think that's it, I haven't seen the show I just saw a comercial once and I thought it was some sort of joke at bullshit tv shows like that (the deadliest warrior and stuff) but man...
@GERALTITUDE said:
Antiques Roadshow is the best "reality TV" of all time. Slow burn but huge moments like no where else.
Try Cajun Justice, about overly powerful sheriffs in Louisiana fighting voodoo and hicks.
That adrenaline rush you get when watching Antiques Roadshow is unbelievable.
ANYTHING on TruTV. It's the most blatantly staged brain-dead crap you'll ever see but then again that's what you're looking for...
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