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#1 Posted by Schatzy23 (181 posts) -

So, listening to the podcast, who else is excited to help create a new Cards Against Humanity Expansion? Maybe we could use this topic to start generating ideas to pitch to the site, once it's up and ready to go.

White Card Idea:Ninja Turtle Rap, I'm the God Dam Batman

What does everyone else have for ideas?

#2 Posted by Thevamp25 (246 posts) -

Hell ya.

and Bufu....

#3 Posted by SeanFoster (899 posts) -

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

#4 Edited by aurahack (2484 posts) -

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

It's perfect.

#5 Posted by Nottle (1931 posts) -

Black card "Can _______ bloom even on the battlefield?"

"______ what is it good for?"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of _______?"

White cards "A God damn sexual tyrannosaurus".

"sewn shut asshole"

vomiting acid

blood based lubricate.

#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

Shouldn't it be "I'm a wizard and _____ is fucked up".

#7 Posted by aurahack (2484 posts) -

"Hot Garbage" and "Poop From a Butt" better be white cards. :|

Also, idea for a black card: "The forum community will not stop asking for an Endurance Run of _______."

#8 Posted by laserbolts (5444 posts) -

Horse meet rider, rider ____ horse.

#9 Posted by Nottle (1931 posts) -

Oh wait, are all of the cards just supposed to be obscure injokes?

#10 Posted by Schatzy23 (181 posts) -

@Nottle: No they don't have to be obscure GB jokes. Whatever you think would make a good card.

#11 Posted by Pepsiman (2766 posts) -

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

"Million bucks."

DONE.

#12 Posted by ArtisanBreads (4534 posts) -

_________ is the name of my new Mathcore band

#13 Edited by aurahack (2484 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

Horse meet rider, rider ____ horse.

I think the blank would work better when replacing the last 'horse'.

Rider meet horse, horse meet ethnic cleansing.

#14 Posted by Phatmac (5918 posts) -

Guys please don't make this thread a Giant Bomb meme factory. Please come up with some good cards and don't use Giant Bomb memes. Listen to this week's podcast and realize that the staff won't find these memes funny. I don't have anything right now, but I'm just trying to start a precedent in making good cards.

#15 Posted by NickLott (831 posts) -

Black card idea #1: "What is your favorite part of the show?"

Black card idea #2: "Good luck, have _______"

White card idea: Durgers.

#16 Posted by cyraxible (702 posts) -

Naked cartoon pussy is already a card, right?

If not, jump on it.

#17 Posted by csl316 (10679 posts) -

I'm not clever enough for a black card right now.

White - Cunts. (If I regretfully use a meme, might as well use the WORST one!)

#18 Posted by Jrinswand (1745 posts) -

@Pepsiman said:

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

"Million bucks."

DONE.

I lol'd. Hard.

#19 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

@Pepsiman said:

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

"Million bucks."

DONE.

This thread is over. It can get no better than this.

#20 Posted by Sparklykiss (2035 posts) -

@cyraxible said:

Naked cartoon pussy is already a card, right?

If not, jump on it.

This was the only one I had to suggest and is one of my blank cards already.

Some of these other ones are okay at best. I'm a CAH snob. :D

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#21 Posted by Animasta (14820 posts) -

black card: ______ is my rap name

#22 Posted by mbsharp (4 posts) -

Not sure if it's a Black card yet (couldn't get the 2nd expansion, yet) : _____ is why we can't have nice things.

#23 Posted by AngerPanda (110 posts) -

These are all white card ideas (also, none of these are GB memes):

A sentient pie cooling on a window sill.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

A beat so fresh, it just might destroy the universe.

People protesting against exploding cars full of Mormons covered in diarrhea.

That part in Scanners when that dude's head explodes.

Owl City.

#24 Edited by Nottle (1931 posts) -

Black :

"I'm a vet, will wash your car for _______"

"______ grows where my Rosemary goes."

"After his journey Odysseus. _________"

"_____, PUT IT ON A PIZZA"

White:

Castrated everyone

"your pederast uncle."

"a metal death trap"

"eugenics"

"Megan's Law"

"Wet trim"

"Amputee dating service"

"Manatee dating service"

Hebephilia

1000 paper cranes

Michael Caine

#25 Posted by cyraxible (702 posts) -

@Sparklykiss: I'm thinking of taking my CAH snobbery to new heights and start thinning out the cards that only work once or are just duds. I have the expansions as well as the base game so I feel I can be pretty harsh about what I cut and still have a huge deck of cards.

#26 Posted by ArclightBorealis (1722 posts) -

Black Card: "One does not care to acknowledge ______ of one's youth."

#27 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

@Nottle said:

Black :

"I'm a vet, will wash your car for _______"

"______ grows where my Rosemary goes."

"After his journey Odysseus. _________"

"_____, PUT IT ON A PIZZA"

White:

Castrated everyone

"your pederast uncle."

"a metal death trap"

"eugenics"

"Megan's Law"

"Wet trim"

"Amputee dating service"

"Manatee dating service"

Hebephilia

1000 paper cranes

Michael Caine

Can somebody tell me how these are related to Giant Bomb? I can't recognize a single one.

#28 Posted by Animasta (14820 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: that's the point, it's not supposed to be a expansion of GB meme's but rather cards created by the crew (and the community) that are just funny.

#29 Edited by Nottle (1931 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Nottle said:

Black :

"I'm a vet, will wash your car for _______"

"______ grows where my Rosemary goes."

"After his journey Odysseus. _________"

"_____, PUT IT ON A PIZZA"

White:

Castrated everyone

"your pederast uncle."

"a metal death trap"

"eugenics"

"Megan's Law"

"Wet trim"

"Amputee dating service"

"Manatee dating service"

Hebephilia

1000 paper cranes

Michael Caine

Can somebody tell me how these are related to Giant Bomb? I can't recognize a single one.

They aren't. I'm trying to put something different. I don't think we are supposed to repeat the same 5 in jokes that no one will think are funny. "use Bufu" no one will get.

Ok I'll be honest the only reason I know what Megan's Law is, is because of Jeff.

#30 Posted by RTSlord (1227 posts) -

kick him in the ______

#31 Edited by DarkHeroZark (180 posts) -

"Hey Hey You You I don't like your _______"

#32 Posted by Th3_James (2593 posts) -

Anime is for ____

#33 Posted by meaninoflife42 (591 posts) -

White Card: A Murder Slingshot.

#34 Edited by Schatzy23 (181 posts) -

White Cards

The cast of Lost on Gilligans Island

A monkey flinging poo

Poor Internet Connection

Black Cards

The Joker was doing _____ while laughing

_____ is for jerks

Captain Planet's secret 6th power was ______

#35 Posted by CrazyBagMan (878 posts) -

It's probably been said already, but... Banana Mouth.

#36 Posted by BRNK (319 posts) -

Black Cards

Check out my sweet tattoo of __________.

She broke his _________ because he grabber her ________.

Under intense heat and pressure, coal turns into _______.

__________killed the dinosaurs.

White Cards

Emotionally stunted man-babies

Cousin cuddling

A Bukkake business meeting

Van candy

A fat man struggling to wipe his ass

...I like writing these! :D

#37 Posted by meaninoflife42 (591 posts) -

Black card: ________ confirmed.

#38 Posted by TehBuLL (646 posts) -

CUNT

#39 Posted by Landon (4134 posts) -

@Nottle said:

"______ what is it good for?"

This one seems a bit too close to a black card that already exists called "War. What is it good for?"

#40 Posted by Tomzombie (438 posts) -

@aurahack: i answer with a card that is all ready in the game, dickfingers.

#41 Posted by Nottle (1931 posts) -

@Landon said:

@Nottle said:

"______ what is it good for?"

This one seems a bit too close to a black card that already exists called "War. What is it good for?"

I've never actually played the game so that was bound to happen.

#42 Posted by BRNK (319 posts) -

White Cards

Pooping while standing.

Eye splinters.

New Jack Swing.

Black Cards

YO FIDDY, HIT THAT BIG ASS _________!

_____ ain't nothin' to fuck with.

What was Abe Lincoln's deep, dark secret?

#43 Posted by RecSpec (4569 posts) -

"Video games are really ______"

#44 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

Black Cards

  • The next great Hollywood disaster film will feature ______________ saving the world from __________________.
  • My earliest sexual fantasies always seemed to involve ___________________________.

White Cards

  • The white settler's slaughter of the majestic buffalo.
  • The Purple Smurf episode.
  • April O'Neil's yellow jumpsuit.
  • Your "hardcore" teenager phase.
  • Suburban chain restaurants.
  • Drawing the short straw for the bukkake circle.
#45 Edited by CornBREDX (6471 posts) -

Man. I was trying to think of some but after seeing this and reading the first two pages I no longer feel qualified. All the ones I read were better then anything I can think up. 
Carry on.

#46 Posted by rachelepithet (1583 posts) -

"_____? Is THAT what the kids are calling Trenched these days?"

Online
#47 Posted by dvdhaus (371 posts) -

Michael Cera.

#48 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -

White card: 'Games Journalism'
 
example: What is Batman's guilty pleasure? Games Journalism.

#49 Posted by Damolition (124 posts) -

________ Is the reason I don't belong to a home owners society.

#50 Posted by Vivek (646 posts) -

"_____________, your going your bound to have something itching the back of your throat" - Two E3's ago Vinny said this when describing 5 guys sharing a house.