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#1 Posted by Schatzy23 (164 posts) -

So, listening to the podcast, who else is excited to help create a new Cards Against Humanity Expansion? Maybe we could use this topic to start generating ideas to pitch to the site, once it's up and ready to go.

White Card Idea:Ninja Turtle Rap, I'm the God Dam Batman

What does everyone else have for ideas?

#2 Posted by Thevamp25 (234 posts) -

Hell ya.

and Bufu....

#3 Posted by SeanFoster (879 posts) -

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

#4 Edited by aurahack (2282 posts) -

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

It's perfect.

#5 Posted by Nottle (1917 posts) -

Black card "Can _______ bloom even on the battlefield?"

"______ what is it good for?"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of _______?"

White cards "A God damn sexual tyrannosaurus".

"sewn shut asshole"

vomiting acid

blood based lubricate.

#6 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

Shouldn't it be "I'm a wizard and _____ is fucked up".

#7 Posted by aurahack (2282 posts) -

"Hot Garbage" and "Poop From a Butt" better be white cards. :|

Also, idea for a black card: "The forum community will not stop asking for an Endurance Run of _______."

#8 Posted by laserbolts (5331 posts) -

Horse meet rider, rider ____ horse.

#9 Posted by Nottle (1917 posts) -

Oh wait, are all of the cards just supposed to be obscure injokes?

#10 Posted by Schatzy23 (164 posts) -

@Nottle: No they don't have to be obscure GB jokes. Whatever you think would make a good card.

#11 Posted by Pepsiman (2486 posts) -

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

"Million bucks."

DONE.

#12 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3890 posts) -

_________ is the name of my new Mathcore band

#13 Edited by aurahack (2282 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

Horse meet rider, rider ____ horse.

I think the blank would work better when replacing the last 'horse'.

Rider meet horse, horse meet ethnic cleansing.

#14 Posted by Phatmac (5726 posts) -

Guys please don't make this thread a Giant Bomb meme factory. Please come up with some good cards and don't use Giant Bomb memes. Listen to this week's podcast and realize that the staff won't find these memes funny. I don't have anything right now, but I'm just trying to start a precedent in making good cards.

#15 Posted by NickLott (793 posts) -

Black card idea #1: "What is your favorite part of the show?"

Black card idea #2: "Good luck, have _______"

White card idea: Durgers.

#16 Posted by cyraxible (693 posts) -

Naked cartoon pussy is already a card, right?

If not, jump on it.

#17 Posted by csl316 (9038 posts) -

I'm not clever enough for a black card right now.

White - Cunts. (If I regretfully use a meme, might as well use the WORST one!)

#18 Posted by Jrinswand (1711 posts) -

@Pepsiman said:

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

"Million bucks."

DONE.

I lol'd. Hard.

#19 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

@Pepsiman said:

@SeanFoster said:

"I'm a wizard, and that's _________"

"Million bucks."

DONE.

This thread is over. It can get no better than this.

#20 Posted by Sparklykiss (1983 posts) -

@cyraxible said:

Naked cartoon pussy is already a card, right?

If not, jump on it.

This was the only one I had to suggest and is one of my blank cards already.

Some of these other ones are okay at best. I'm a CAH snob. :D

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#21 Posted by Animasta (14715 posts) -

black card: ______ is my rap name

#22 Posted by mbsharp (3 posts) -

Not sure if it's a Black card yet (couldn't get the 2nd expansion, yet) : _____ is why we can't have nice things.

#23 Posted by AngerPanda (87 posts) -

These are all white card ideas (also, none of these are GB memes):

A sentient pie cooling on a window sill.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

A beat so fresh, it just might destroy the universe.

People protesting against exploding cars full of Mormons covered in diarrhea.

That part in Scanners when that dude's head explodes.

Owl City.

#24 Edited by Nottle (1917 posts) -

Black :

"I'm a vet, will wash your car for _______"

"______ grows where my Rosemary goes."

"After his journey Odysseus. _________"

"_____, PUT IT ON A PIZZA"

White:

Castrated everyone

"your pederast uncle."

"a metal death trap"

"eugenics"

"Megan's Law"

"Wet trim"

"Amputee dating service"

"Manatee dating service"

Hebephilia

1000 paper cranes

Michael Caine

#25 Posted by cyraxible (693 posts) -

@Sparklykiss: I'm thinking of taking my CAH snobbery to new heights and start thinning out the cards that only work once or are just duds. I have the expansions as well as the base game so I feel I can be pretty harsh about what I cut and still have a huge deck of cards.

#26 Posted by ArclightBorealis (1563 posts) -

Black Card: "One does not care to acknowledge ______ of one's youth."

#27 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Nottle said:

Black :

"I'm a vet, will wash your car for _______"

"______ grows where my Rosemary goes."

"After his journey Odysseus. _________"

"_____, PUT IT ON A PIZZA"

White:

Castrated everyone

"your pederast uncle."

"a metal death trap"

"eugenics"

"Megan's Law"

"Wet trim"

"Amputee dating service"

"Manatee dating service"

Hebephilia

1000 paper cranes

Michael Caine

Can somebody tell me how these are related to Giant Bomb? I can't recognize a single one.

#28 Posted by Animasta (14715 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: that's the point, it's not supposed to be a expansion of GB meme's but rather cards created by the crew (and the community) that are just funny.

#29 Edited by Nottle (1917 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@Nottle said:

Black :

"I'm a vet, will wash your car for _______"

"______ grows where my Rosemary goes."

"After his journey Odysseus. _________"

"_____, PUT IT ON A PIZZA"

White:

Castrated everyone

"your pederast uncle."

"a metal death trap"

"eugenics"

"Megan's Law"

"Wet trim"

"Amputee dating service"

"Manatee dating service"

Hebephilia

1000 paper cranes

Michael Caine

Can somebody tell me how these are related to Giant Bomb? I can't recognize a single one.

They aren't. I'm trying to put something different. I don't think we are supposed to repeat the same 5 in jokes that no one will think are funny. "use Bufu" no one will get.

Ok I'll be honest the only reason I know what Megan's Law is, is because of Jeff.

#30 Posted by RTSlord (1201 posts) -

kick him in the ______

#31 Edited by DarkHeroZark (175 posts) -

"Hey Hey You You I don't like your _______"

#32 Posted by Th3_James (2579 posts) -

Anime is for ____

#33 Posted by meaninoflife42 (524 posts) -

White Card: A Murder Slingshot.

#34 Edited by Schatzy23 (164 posts) -

White Cards

The cast of Lost on Gilligans Island

A monkey flinging poo

Poor Internet Connection

Black Cards

The Joker was doing _____ while laughing

_____ is for jerks

Captain Planet's secret 6th power was ______

#35 Posted by CrazyBagMan (849 posts) -

It's probably been said already, but... Banana Mouth.

#36 Posted by BRNK (307 posts) -

Black Cards

Check out my sweet tattoo of __________.

She broke his _________ because he grabber her ________.

Under intense heat and pressure, coal turns into _______.

__________killed the dinosaurs.

White Cards

Emotionally stunted man-babies

Cousin cuddling

A Bukkake business meeting

Van candy

A fat man struggling to wipe his ass

...I like writing these! :D

#37 Posted by meaninoflife42 (524 posts) -

Black card: ________ confirmed.

#38 Posted by TehBuLL (613 posts) -

CUNT

#39 Posted by Landon (4154 posts) -

@Nottle said:

"______ what is it good for?"

This one seems a bit too close to a black card that already exists called "War. What is it good for?"

#40 Posted by Tomzombie (400 posts) -

@aurahack: i answer with a card that is all ready in the game, dickfingers.

#41 Posted by Nottle (1917 posts) -

@Landon said:

@Nottle said:

"______ what is it good for?"

This one seems a bit too close to a black card that already exists called "War. What is it good for?"

I've never actually played the game so that was bound to happen.

#42 Posted by BRNK (307 posts) -

White Cards

Pooping while standing.

Eye splinters.

New Jack Swing.

Black Cards

YO FIDDY, HIT THAT BIG ASS _________!

_____ ain't nothin' to fuck with.

What was Abe Lincoln's deep, dark secret?

#43 Posted by RecSpec (3864 posts) -

"Video games are really ______"

Online
#44 Posted by Hailinel (25179 posts) -

Black Cards

  • The next great Hollywood disaster film will feature ______________ saving the world from __________________.
  • My earliest sexual fantasies always seemed to involve ___________________________.

White Cards

  • The white settler's slaughter of the majestic buffalo.
  • The Purple Smurf episode.
  • April O'Neil's yellow jumpsuit.
  • Your "hardcore" teenager phase.
  • Suburban chain restaurants.
  • Drawing the short straw for the bukkake circle.
#45 Edited by CornBREDX (5646 posts) -

Man. I was trying to think of some but after seeing this and reading the first two pages I no longer feel qualified. All the ones I read were better then anything I can think up. 
Carry on.

#46 Posted by rachelepithet (1391 posts) -

"_____? Is THAT what the kids are calling Trenched these days?"

#47 Posted by dvdhaus (357 posts) -

Michael Cera.

#48 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

White card: 'Games Journalism'
 
example: What is Batman's guilty pleasure? Games Journalism.

#49 Posted by Damolition (120 posts) -

________ Is the reason I don't belong to a home owners society.

#50 Posted by Vivek (517 posts) -

"_____________, your going your bound to have something itching the back of your throat" - Two E3's ago Vinny said this when describing 5 guys sharing a house.