#1 Posted by c0l0nelp0c0rn1 (1807 posts) -

If somebody has already made this topic, I am sorry. I wanted to get started on submissions right away. Here's my first one.

Black Card:

If only freedom could be purchased with ___

White Card:

Luchadeer

#2 Posted by Ketchupp (672 posts) -

I'm guessing there would need to be a white card with: Batman Batman Batman.

#3 Edited by MooseyMcMan (10988 posts) -

Black Card: "I shaved _________into Johnny V's Chest Hair."

Alternate wording: "Johnny V shaved __________ into his Chest Hair."

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#4 Posted by Just_an_other_muffin (90 posts) -

Black Card:

What does Cool Baby do after everyone goes home?

#5 Posted by mordukai (7150 posts) -

White Card: "Peter Molyneux's Balls."

#6 Edited by Molenator85 (224 posts) -

White Cards - Cunt, Peter Molyneux's Balls, Naked Cartoon Pussy

And kind of a cop out but a good triple black card would be _____ for me is like a religion and ______ is the _____!

#7 Posted by gelatinabomination (184 posts) -

@MasterHelion: Hope.

#8 Edited by HaltIamReptar (2029 posts) -

I'm a ______ and I think that's fucked up

pick two variation

I'm a ____ and I think ____ is fucked up

#9 Edited by EndlessObsidian (475 posts) -

Black Card: It costs {blank} to rent out the Staples Center.

White Card: Will Smiths Cum face.

#10 Posted by RetroVirus (1471 posts) -

White card: Drop a bomb on it.

#11 Posted by c0l0nelp0c0rn1 (1807 posts) -

White Card:

Cocaine Mountain

#12 Posted by YetiAntics (1490 posts) -

Black Card: Drank a whole case of _____ the other day! From the fine makers of _____.

#13 Posted by Ramone (2964 posts) -

That is an illegal amount of _________

#14 Posted by adoggz (2067 posts) -

Geese Brad. How many times are you going to die do _____________?

I'm a Wizard and ____________ looks fucked up.

#15 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

@adoggz said:

'm a Wizard and ____________ looks fucked up.

Hope.

#16 Posted by Bocam (3742 posts) -

White Card:

Gal-Gun

#17 Posted by TheHT (11227 posts) -

White card: Standing on top of an exploding tank

#18 Edited by Bwast (1342 posts) -

Black card: No one ____ should have all that power.

or: No one ___ should have all that ___.

#19 Posted by Ramone (2964 posts) -

White Card:

Rival Video Game website

#20 Posted by Jay_Ray (1097 posts) -

What is in the mailbag?

Why is Brad so good at CAH?

#21 Edited by c0l0nelp0c0rn1 (1807 posts) -

@TheHT: That is not a noun it's a verb.

White Card: Big Bo

#22 Posted by YetiAntics (1490 posts) -

White Card: Silky the Fairy and Saucepan Man

#23 Posted by mordukai (7150 posts) -

White Cards: Active. Maybe. NEVER!

#24 Posted by Creamypies (4063 posts) -

Black card: No, no, no... please don't _____ the _____!

#25 Posted by MooseyMcMan (10988 posts) -

Black Card: "NOTHING STOPS ______"

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#26 Posted by CollegeGuyMike (389 posts) -

@adoggz said:

Geese Brad. How many times are you going to die do _____________? I'm a Wizard and ____________ looks fucked up.

Geese Brad?..

#27 Posted by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

White card: Cunt

#28 Posted by adoggz (2067 posts) -
@SotoSaki

@adoggz said:

Geese Brad. How many times are you going to die do _____________? I'm a Wizard and ____________ looks fucked up.

Geese Brad?..

Haha yep that's totally it.
#29 Edited by Patman99 (1581 posts) -

Black Card: Vinny "__________" Caravella

One white card also has to be "Cunt"

#30 Posted by pyromagnestir (4323 posts) -

@Dany said:

@adoggz said:

'm a Wizard and ____________ looks fucked up.

Hope.

I laughed, continued on to read the next page, came back to reply, read it again and laughed some more. Thank you.

#31 Posted by TurboMan (7535 posts) -

I'm willing to compile a list of cards to use for a special GB: Cards against humanity set, print it off, and send it in to the guys for them to hopefully play it in the future.

#32 Posted by mordukai (7150 posts) -

@TurboMan said:

I'm willing to compile a list of cards to use for a special GB: Cards against humanity set, print it off, and send it in to the guys for them to hopefully play it in the future.

Seems like a nice community project.

Black Card: Will Smith will mispronounce this word.

#33 Edited by Dagbiker (6976 posts) -

White Card: Arrow Pointing Down.

Black Card: it says __________ with an arrow pointing down.

#34 Posted by TurboMan (7535 posts) -

White Card: Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

#35 Posted by Ariketh (606 posts) -

Black: Vinny _______ Caravella.

White: The Italian stallion, baby maker, cunt

#36 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

Black Card: The next Xbox will be called the _____ box.

#37 Edited by JeanLuc (3583 posts) -

Black Card: Giantbomb dot com. Its a website! About _______!

#38 Posted by benpicko (2008 posts) -

@Creamypies said:

Black card: No, no, no... please don't _____ the _____!

The final blank in that needs to be kept as baby.

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#39 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6789 posts) -

I had a really good white card idea when I entered this thread, but then I read all of the others and forgot it. Damn it.

#40 Posted by TheHT (11227 posts) -

@c0l0nelp0c0rn1 said:

@TheHT: That is not a noun it's a verb.

White Card: Big Bo

Neither is "doing it in the butt" but if you're gonna be all serial about Cards Against Humanity... *raises arms and backs away*

#41 Posted by rjayb89 (7720 posts) -

Popularity leads to _____.

#42 Posted by TurboMan (7535 posts) -

Black Card: Hey Ryan, when's the next Endurance Run?

#43 Edited by SpunkyHePanda (1664 posts) -

Black

Coming this summer! Endurance Run: __________

White

Jeff Gerstmann drinking gin

Chili Day

Infinite Pickles

Surströmming

Wrestling Chie while wearing luchador masks

#44 Posted by jlev880 (204 posts) -

White Card: Casually Racist Comments

#45 Posted by Dagbiker (6976 posts) -

Black Card: Perry, ______ me a _______!!!

#46 Posted by JJOR64 (18986 posts) -

Black Card: What is that in my pants?

White Card: Your dead grandma.

#47 Edited by TurboMan (7535 posts) -

White Card:

  • GameSpot.com
  • Anime Vice
  • Speed Tree technology
  • Puppy!
  • Matt Rorie in the unemployment line.
  • The Book of Eli
#48 Posted by Strongbadman47 (154 posts) -

Pick 2 Black Card: YO TICO! Hand me my __________ __________!

#49 Edited by Ariketh (606 posts) -

Black Card: How to build a bomb, Episode 1: _____________.

Black Card: It's a website. A website? about _____________.

Black Card: _____________, apply directly to the forehead.

Black Card: __________________? Man, you throw dark. But you're in luck! So does ________________.

Black Card: Brad __________ Shoemaker

White Card: Dr. Tracksuit

White Card: GiantBomb.com

White Card: Deep Throat

White Card: Kessler

#50 Posted by rentfn (1279 posts) -

White Card: Leigh Alexander's big mouth