"ValkyrieGoddess is the Natalie Portman. After her stunt to prove women were real...you can see why."
Oh dear lord, don't say that. Natalie Portman is the most gorgeous woman in Hollywood. I will be too embarrassed to talk to Valkyrie Goddess now :P"
I'm normal don't worry. I have had people ask for my autograph before though because they thought i was Danica Patrick.
I have no idea who she is, but she is very attractive.
What do you sign on the autograph? That would be very funny to just go along with it :P
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Danica Patrick is an American race car driver. I find it funny that people thought i was her because i don't drive. I don't like to distort the truth so i couldn't go along with it. I didn't sign the auto graph.
"ValkyrieGoddess is the Natalie Portman. After her stunt to prove women were real...you can see why."
Oh dear lord, don't say that. Natalie Portman is the most gorgeous woman in Hollywood. I will be too embarrassed to talk to Valkyrie Goddess now :P"
I'm normal don't worry. I have had people ask for my autograph before though because they thought i was Danica Patrick.
I have no idea who she is, but she is very attractive.
What do you sign on the autograph? That would be very funny to just go along with it :P
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Danica Patrick is an American race car driver. I find it funny that people thought i was her because i don't drive. I don't like to distort the truth so i couldn't go along with it. I didn't sign the auto graph."
But you are missing out on the thrill that is deceit. My partner loves being a little naughty - for a while we kept getting phone calls for a pizza store, she would just take their orders. Hey, it amused her. Plus, someone kept ringing for a particular person (prospective date), who did not live with us, so she just kept taking a message for this person.
Did I tell you my partner has a cruel sense of humour :P
"AgentJ is Will Smith. With that screenname, he doesn't even attempt to hide it, yet no one seems to have figured it out. Sure, he tries to play it off as one of the Elite Beat Agents, but we all really know what those sunglasses are for. Anti-neuralizer shades. Am I right or am I right? Anyway, last night I saw you in Seven Pounds. Great work, AgentJ. You brought tears to my eyes. Did you know that you're my hero? No other actor has the same effect on me that you do. You're so fresh."
Im glad that my work has that effect on you. But you know, the movie i most enjoyed being on was I Am Legend. Just wish they had used the real ending we shot instead of the crappy one they used. Working next to Tommy on MIB was great too"
1. Seven Pounds blew donkeys for quarters. Woody Harrelson's hilariously bad last line...my goodness...
2. The theatrical ending for I Am Legend was vastly superior to that retarded bullshit on the DVD. SPOILER WARNING - Robert dying made that movie worthwhile. END SPOILER WARNING
3. MIB was good. MIB 2 was fucking horrible. MIB 3 will probably be a goddamn travesty.
4. Will Smith is a scientologist. He can kiss my flat ass.
With all that said, I think Matty is Joseph Stalin.
"AgentJ is Will Smith. With that screenname, he doesn't even attempt to hide it, yet no one seems to have figured it out. Sure, he tries to play it off as one of the Elite Beat Agents, but we all really know what those sunglasses are for. Anti-neuralizer shades. Am I right or am I right? Anyway, last night I saw you in Seven Pounds. Great work, AgentJ. You brought tears to my eyes. Did you know that you're my hero? No other actor has the same effect on me that you do. You're so fresh."
Im glad that my work has that effect on you. But you know, the movie i most enjoyed being on was I Am Legend. Just wish they had used the real ending we shot instead of the crappy one they used. Working next to Tommy on MIB was great too"
1. Seven Pounds blew donkeys for quarters. Woody Harrelson's hilariously bad last line...my goodness...
2. The theatrical ending for I Am Legend was vastly superior to that retarded bullshit on the DVD. SPOILER WARNING - Robert dying made that movie worthwhile. END SPOILER WARNING
3. MIB was good. MIB 2 was fucking horrible. MIB 3 will probably be a goddamn travesty.
4. Will Smith is a scientologist. He can kiss my flat ass.
With all that said, I think Matty is Joseph Stalin.
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God Damn it, IM NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST! Just because i use a part of scientology doesn't mean im a full blown Tom Cruise.
Yeah, i didnt enjoy working on seven pounds. it was whatever
I enjoyed the ending the story was meant to have. I was a big fan of the book before we made the movie, and I fought the changes every second
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