Chinese Ordered To Smoke More

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The edict, issued by officials in Hubei province in central China, threatens to fine officials who "fail to meet their targets" or are caught smoking rival brands manufactured in neighbouring provinces.

Even local schools have been issued with a smoking quota for teachers, while one village was ordered to purchase 400 cartons of cigarettes a year for its officials, according to the local government's website.

The move, which flies in the face of national anti-smoking policies set in Beijing, is aimed at boosting tax revenues and protecting local manufacturers from outside competition from China's 100 cigarette makers.

In total, officials have been ordered to puff their way through 230,000 packs of Hubei-branded cigarettes worth £400,000.

China's government has ordered massive government spending at both national and provincial levels to prop up the economy following plummeting demand for Chinese exports abroad, however imposing a cigarette quota is unusual.

"The regulation will boost the local economy via the cigarette tax," said Chen Nianzu, a member of the Gong'an cigarette market supervision team.

China has 350 million smokers, about a million of whom die each year from smoking-related illnesses. Despite anti-smoking campaigns, cigarette taxes form a major component of China's annual tax-take at local level.

Local authorities in Gong'an county are taking the cigarette quota seriously and have established a "special taskforce" to enforce it.

According to a local newspaper account, a teacher from a village middle school said officials burst unannounced into the school at around 3pm one afternoon and started sifting through the ashtray and bins in the staff-room.

Three "non-compliant" cigarette butts were discovered by the "cigarette marketing consolidate team" which informed the teacher he had violated the related civil servants "cigarette usage rule" After some negotiation the school was spared a fine, but subjected to "public criticism" for "undisciplined practices".




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#2  Edited By Suicrat

Shinks, you gotsta be more specific. Citizens of Hubei ordered to smoke more would have been a better headline. There's 1.3 billion people in China, there's only 60 000 000 in Hubei Province. So by the numbers, your headline is overblown by about 462%

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#3  Edited By Meowayne
a smoking quota for teachers


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#4  Edited By Megalon
Suicrat said:
"Shinks, you gotsta be more specific. Citizens of Hubei ordered to smoke more would have been a better headline. There's 1.3 billion people in China, there's only 60 000 000 in Hubei Province. So by the numbers, your headline is by about 462%"
Ha, "only" 60 million, eh? The point is, this story is absolutely insane. Let's not let semantics get in the way of seeing the crazy. 
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#5  Edited By penguindust

I think Utlas had something to do with this edict....too many people? Now this? Coincidence?

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#6  Edited By Tireyo

Lol! That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!  How can smoking boost an economy? Make everyone happier?

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#7  Edited By BigBoss1911

they just wanna kill off their own people.

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#8  Edited By Suicrat
Megalon said:
"Suicrat said:
"Shinks, you gotsta be more specific. Citizens of Hubei ordered to smoke more would have been a better headline. There's 1.3 billion people in China, there's only 60 000 000 in Hubei Province. So by the numbers, your headline is overblown by about 462%"
Ha, "only" 60 million, eh? The point is, this story is absolutely insane. Let's not let semantics get in the way of seeing the crazy. 
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Let's also realize that people from Guangdong, Sichuan, Fujian, Qinghai, Shandong, Liaoning, Gansu, Xinjiang, Tibet, Yunnan, Guizhou, Guangxi, Hainan, Inner Mongolia, Heilongjiang, Shanxi, Hebei, Jiangxi, Anhui, Jilin, and Hunan provinces are not subject to this directive, and that these areas contain over 1.2 billion people, who are unfairly being branched in by this headline.
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#9  Edited By Linkyshinks
Suicrat said:
"Shinks, you gotsta be more specific. Citizens of Hubei ordered to smoke more would have been a better headline. There's 1.3 billion people in China, there's only 60 000 000 in Hubei Province. So by the numbers, your headline is overblown by about 462%"


There's always room for s sensationalist topic tile on Giant Bomb :). The quoted story explains it  all, and it's damning none the less..


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#10  Edited By rinkalicous
Tireyo643 said:
"Lol! That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!  How can smoking boost an economy? Make everyone happier?"
They can tax it.

Speaking of tax, if they want to boost the economy, shouldn't they jsut outright tax people and cut out the ciggerette middle man?
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#11  Edited By METALM1LITIA91

Ummm.... If all of your people die of lung cancer you don't make any money.... lol


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#12  Edited By zitosilva

Well, if they start to incentivate heavy drinking as well, then I'll consider moving.

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#13  Edited By Gizmo
Meowayne said:
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a smoking quota for teachers

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This picture is more fucked up then ANYTHING I have seen on 4chan.
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#14  Edited By Scooper

Oh communism.....................

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#15  Edited By Jayge_
Rinkalicous said:
"Tireyo643 said:
"Lol! That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!  How can smoking boost an economy? Make everyone happier?"
They can tax it.

Speaking of tax, if they want to boost the economy, shouldn't they jsut outright tax people and cut out the ciggerette middle man?
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Disguising taxes as a mandatory death-stick initiative and hugely increasing the mortality rate of their citizens is both excellent population control and PR at the same time.

Gizmo said:
"Meowayne said:
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a smoking quota for teachers

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This picture is more fucked up then ANYTHING I have seen on 4chan."
Never seen Creepy Girl?
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#16  Edited By maxszy

Just heard about this on NPR, its ridiculous.

This province just shows their total disregard to the well being of its people really. They even acknowledge that they know its not good for you but are doing specifically for the tax revenue. They are even advertising and "encouraging" smoking at schools. Ridiculous and sickening ruling. So not right.

They're a sovereign country, but they should absolutely not "force feed" their people addictive drugs that are hazardous to their health.

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#17  Edited By Snail
Suicrat said:
"Shinks, you gotsta be more specific. Citizens of Hubei ordered to smoke more would have been a better headline. There's 1.3 billion people in China, there's only 60 000 000 in Hubei Province. So by the numbers, your headline is overblown by about 462%"
It still is ridiculous that people are ordered to smoke.
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#18  Edited By KuroSe7en

I feel bad for being part Chinese now!!!

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#19  Edited By Inuzagi

Being forced to smoke, even though god knows how many people may die and what not just for tax revenue...ridiculous.

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#20  Edited By StaticFalconar

imagine if they had legalized weed instead

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#21  Edited By Linkyshinks

Well, at least it's not Opium.

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#22  Edited By Tireyo
Rinkalicous said:
"Tireyo643 said:
"Lol! That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!  How can smoking boost an economy? Make everyone happier?"
They can tax it.

Speaking of tax, if they want to boost the economy, shouldn't they jsut outright tax people and cut out the ciggerette middle man?
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Lol! Perhaps they should tax it! :D
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#23  Edited By JJOR64

*punches China in the nuts*  Are they that stupid?  Well, probably cause of Communism.

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#24  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Okay. Whoever in China that is making these decisions is retarded and needs to be replaced and slapped around for a litlte while.

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#25  Edited By Snail
TheGreatGuero said:
"Okay. Whoever in China that is making decisions is retarded and needs to be replaced and punched in the face"
Fixed it for you.
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#26  Edited By IVIorpheus

Hmm, I preferred the Cool-Aid method of mass suicide....