Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Claude (15864 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

#2 Posted by Claude (15864 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Other you motherfucker.

#3 Posted by N7 (3532 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce "Other Motherfucker" Lee.

#4 Posted by Andorski (4313 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Jackie Chan.

#5 Posted by Claude (15864 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Andorski said:

Jackie Chan.

Now there's a fan.

#6 Posted by optimusprime223 (392 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee all the way, closly followed by Brandon Lee. Jackie Chan can get annoying.

#7 Posted by me3639 (1334 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Seriously? Bruce Lee, not even a choice.

#8 Posted by JJOR64 (18220 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee already beat him. End of story.

Online

#9 Posted by Lifestrike (464 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris is an actor who just happens to be somewhat adept at martial arts.

Bruce Lee was, by all accounts (of those who met him), the man who had completed martial arts. Like, got all the achievements.

He's pretty much the base of what we perceive as the modern martial artist. Ryu, Goku, you name it...

They all pioneer ideals that make up the essence of Bruce Lee's legacy.

#10 Posted by Claude (15864 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@JJOR64 said:

Bruce Lee already beat him. End of story.

You forgot that thread endy thing. Thread endy.

#11 Posted by optimusprime223 (392 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Also this thread reminds me I need to restart and actually finish Bruce Lee's book on Jeet Kun Do...

#12 Posted by JA050N (123 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@JJOR64: Bruce Lee didn't just beat him, he killed his ass.

#13 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3021 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris had a sweet beard but Bruce Lee is Bruce Lee. That means he wins.

#14 Posted by DarkingDK (19 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Lifestrike: Oh Comon now.. Somewhat adept? Stolen from wiki: " won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion title, which he held for six consecutive years. In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the Fighter of the Year award by Black Belt Magazine. Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 183–10–2."

I also think bruce lee was a better fighter, but dont diss Chuck's accomplishments by calling him somewhat adept. Thats utter BS

#15 Posted by McGhee (5510 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Lifestrike said:

Chuck Norris is an actor who just happens to be somewhat adept at martial arts.
Bruce Lee was, by all accounts (of those who met him), the man who had completed martial arts. Like, got all the achievements.
He's pretty much the base of what we perceive as the modern martial artist. Ryu, Goku, you name it...
They all pioneer ideals that make up the essence of Bruce Lee's legacy.

Norris actually fought and won a shit ton of tournaments. He had a karate record of 183 - 10 - 2.

#16 Posted by Claude (15864 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

This poll is won. Bruce Lee. I'm calling it.

#17 Posted by Shrimpy (94 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris is a pussy compared to Bruce Lee. I'll never understand all the love for him.

#18 Posted by BeachThunder (9227 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Only one of these guys has a Pokemon named after them...

#19 Posted by phrali (646 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

martial artists still study bruce lee's writings and work looking for ways to improve themselves.

chuck norris is a WoW salesman.

#20 Posted by Vexxan (4577 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce to the Lee!

#21 Posted by Winternet (7624 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

There is actual no question so don't try to justify your answer.

Chuck Norris.

#22 Posted by Barrock (3238 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Not even close.

#23 Posted by WinterSnowblind (7421 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee by far.

Though I wouldn't say that to Chuck Norris.

#24 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

You tell us, you're the only one who was alive when both of them were!

#25 Posted by SpikeSpiegel (6729 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee no question.

#26 Posted by TobbRobb (3393 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

I don't think I've ever seena Bruce Lee movie... Or Chuck Norris for that matter. I vote either Jackie Chan or the ultimate Badass Charles Bronson.

#27 Posted by optimusprime223 (392 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris has forced Expendables 2 to become PG-13. Just sayin...

#28 Posted by Stete (587 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bud Spencer.

#29 Posted by Contrarian (1143 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

What more needs to be said?

#30 Posted by Kyreo (4594 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@JJOR64 said:

Bruce Lee already beat him. End of story.

#31 Posted by ultimatepunchrod (336 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Lifestrike said:

Chuck Norris is an actor who just happens to be somewhat adept at martial arts.
Bruce Lee was, by all accounts (of those who met him), the man who had completed martial arts. Like, got all the achievements.
He's pretty much the base of what we perceive as the modern martial artist. Ryu, Goku, you name it...
They all pioneer ideals that make up the essence of Bruce Lee's legacy.

You left out Fei Long and Liu Kang.

#32 Posted by Ihmishylje (362 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Lifestrike said:

Chuck Norris is an actor who just happens to be somewhat adept at martial arts.
Bruce Lee was, by all accounts (of those who met him), the man who had completed martial arts. Like, got all the achievements.
He's pretty much the base of what we perceive as the modern martial artist. Ryu, Goku, you name it...
They all pioneer ideals that make up the essence of Bruce Lee's legacy.

This shows a rather severe misunderstanding of both what martial arts are and what human beings are. Bruce Lee was humble enough to understand he hadn't "completed" anything, he was merely an adept martial artist who understood what he needed to change in order to be more cinematic, and did so succesfully.

@Andorski said:

Jackie Chan.

Not really a martial artist. Perfectly fine martial arts actor, but there's a difference. Then again, the OP's poll didn't make that distinction, so I guess it doesn't really matter here.

And Chuck Norris is alright, I guess.

#33 Posted by Mats (129 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee is a dead man.

#34 Posted by weegieanawrench (1504 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee. Be Water, my friends.

#35 Posted by ProfessorEss (6462 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

No contest.

#36 Posted by DjCmeP (1132 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee.

The people who vote for Norris are the same people who make those dumbass Norris jokes.

#37 Posted by dudeglove (6304 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

What, in their current condition?

#38 Posted by BonOrbitz (1986 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris is lame. Bruce Lee all the way.

#39 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (2738 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee was pretty much the closest humans can come to perfection without cybernetic enhancement. There is really no contest.

#40 Posted by probablytuna (2621 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee, every single damn time.

#41 Posted by Venatio (4435 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Chuck Norris destroyed the Expendables 2, fuck him

Bruce Lee is always the winner

#42 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4275 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@optimusprime223 said:

Chuck Norris has forced Expendables 2 to become PG-13. Just sayin...

#43 Posted by Tireyo643 (5722 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Andorski said:

Jackie Chan.

#44 Posted by Deadmanforking (484 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@Andorski said:

Jackie Chan.

Yes.

#45 Posted by BirthWild (203 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee, or a bad old internet joke.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#46 Posted by Yagami (542 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

Bruce Lee, without any doubt. He is a legend, and will remain a legend until the end of humanity.

Norris is a good actor, but I don't respect him as a human being, nor for his extremely idiotic ways of thinking.

Norris went ahead and approved his support for Mike "Idiot" Huckabee, and he also sent out an e-mail around the world about how Barack Obama would "Steal people's wallets" and "Legalize gay marriage", which, of course, in the mind of a fucking prick, is a bad thing..

Bruce.. His way of thinking reminds me very very much of my own way of thinking, I totally love that.

- It is rational and well thought through.

I'll leave with this insane clip of Chuck Norris making a fucking fool out of his sore ass. Enjoy, it is quite painful to watch his incredible stupidity flow out of his fuckhole.

#47 Posted by leebmx (1334 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

No-one with a verb for a first name deserves to be taken seriously.

#48 Edited by Mikemcn (6803 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

I have great appreciation for Chuck Norris in all his endeavors, but Bruce Lee is/was unmatched.

#49 Posted by Catarrhal (786 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

@leebmx said:

No-one with a verb for a first name deserves to be taken seriously.

Little-known fact: Norris' first name is actually Carlos.

#50 Posted by AngelN7 (2861 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago

I don't know much about Chuck Norris but Bruce Lee has not one but who knows how many game characters based on his look alone that's is something.