Are horrific and hilarious.
I... I cannot believe how messed up this painting got. It is a painting of Jesus that the town owned and loved very much. (it isn't worth anything. Even beforehand.) Well. One old woman said she would do it. The people decided to do it and... yeah, look at the results people!
Just LOOK AT IT!!! THOSE EYES!!! THOSE EYES!!!
It isn't a painting of Jesus anymore... it is literally a howler monkey in a dress. I... was this woman high or was she 95% blind? No offense to the woman... but... she certainly can't restore anything.
Okay, by the powers ofI wish for a photoshop of this horrifying picture!!! Arise and make it something to beheld by all! ARISE!!!
Oh... and on a side note. Doesn't it look like a Silent Hill sorta monster now? I swear it totally could pass for one!