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Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -

Don't look at me. Don't you fucking look at me. I'm playing video games...    
 
Mark of the Ninja is killer in every aspect of its being. Being played by me of course. Play me, just play me, it says. 

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I wanna play old again. What will it be? Half Life 2 and its episodes you say. Maybe...
 
Dishonored looks, well, last gen, but the gameplay seems intriguing. Does it not? 
 
Fucking Peggle... are you kidding me?
 
In a world
of video games
there stands one supreme
we will never know that dream.
 
Wii U dream. It comes and goes and comes and goes again. A little like the old in and out if you ask me. I'm fucked when it comes to the Wii U dream.  
 
Tethered souls of game consoles. They make or break our dreams. Still no PS3 this gen, meh, gen my ass, I missed games. I missed out. Never say never...
 
A world apart. I now work for money. Got a job. 4 on 4 off 12 hour days. I work nights. Culture change. 
 
May your video game dreams come true and let the next game be your true addiction. Passion is priceless and video games cost money. 
 
Play them hard and play them to win. Unless that's not your pleasure, then play them to grin... grief not young soul, your time will come.
 
Soon...
 
Claude
 
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#1 Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -

Don't look at me. Don't you fucking look at me. I'm playing video games...    
 
Mark of the Ninja is killer in every aspect of its being. Being played by me of course. Play me, just play me, it says. 

  Image
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I wanna play old again. What will it be? Half Life 2 and its episodes you say. Maybe...
 
Dishonored looks, well, last gen, but the gameplay seems intriguing. Does it not? 
 
Fucking Peggle... are you kidding me?
 
In a world
of video games
there stands one supreme
we will never know that dream.
 
Wii U dream. It comes and goes and comes and goes again. A little like the old in and out if you ask me. I'm fucked when it comes to the Wii U dream.  
 
Tethered souls of game consoles. They make or break our dreams. Still no PS3 this gen, meh, gen my ass, I missed games. I missed out. Never say never...
 
A world apart. I now work for money. Got a job. 4 on 4 off 12 hour days. I work nights. Culture change. 
 
May your video game dreams come true and let the next game be your true addiction. Passion is priceless and video games cost money. 
 
Play them hard and play them to win. Unless that's not your pleasure, then play them to grin... grief not young soul, your time will come.
 
Soon...
 
Claude
 
Video
 
  
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#2 Posted by DoctorDanger99 (745 posts) -

Can i buy some drugs from you?

Also, on a totally un related note. whats the best way to get blood stains out of sheets? i mean cranberry juice.yes,thats the ticket!

excuse me..i have to return some video tapes.

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#3 Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -
@DoctorDanger99 said:

Can i buy some drugs from you?

Also, on a totally un related note. whats the best way to get blood stains out of sheets? i mean cranberry juice.yes,thats the ticket!

excuse me..i have to return some video tapes.

My drugs exist only in my veins. Burn the sheets.
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#4 Posted by crazyleaves (673 posts) -

I'm glad we all can agree.

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#5 Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -
@crazyleaves said:
I'm glad we all can agree.
Makes us feel at peace.
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#6 Posted by Hamst3r (5236 posts) -

@Claude said:

Don't look at me. Don't you fucking look at me.
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#7 Posted by crusader8463 (14757 posts) -

Wish I could find a job with 4 days on/off. Currently working a 9 hour a day job 5 days a week, though next week they are cutting us all back to 8 hours so the next pay check will be fun to see.

Anyway, still waiting for the Mark of Ninja game to come out on PC then I will get into it. Honestly surprised to see all the hate dishonured is getting. I think the game looks awesome but every time I bring it up people just seem to hate it with every fiber of their being or are indifferent towards it. Sadly it's coming out on the same day as XCom so as far as I'm concerned it might as well not even exist until at least a few weeks later.

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#8 Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -
@Hamst3r: One of my favorites. You know me well. Or I like what you like. Take your pick.
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#9 Edited by Sweep (10159 posts) -

I played some dishonour today at Eurogamer and I found it... interesting. It's very (For want of a better word) Bioshocky, but with a very different atmosphere. The best part seems to be from both exploration and the versatility of it's power set - neither of which I had the oppurtunity to fully play around with during the demo, but I enjoyed it all the same. Devouring people using swarms of rats will never get old.

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#10 Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -
@Sweep said:

 Devouring people using swarms of rats will never get old.
 

Never get old, Sweep. Rats in games never make you weep.
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#11 Posted by Gamer_152 (14475 posts) -

Oh man, I've missed your blogs Claude. Great stuff.

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#12 Posted by Claude (16649 posts) -
@Gamer_152 said:

Oh man, I've missed your blogs Claude. Great stuff.

I love you Gamer. I always have. Video games are very simple when you think about them. When they come out they're already dead.
 
  
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#13 Posted by pyromagnestir (4449 posts) -

Valkyria Chronicles is on PS3, and that has me fucking addicted. It does bring out the worst of my perfectionist tendencies though. I play it and I hate myself and have a good time all at the same time. Don't grade me game! If I can get an A on a mission, I'm going to fucking get a fucking A on that fucking mission!

And now I'm taking and intermission to listen to Mr. Bungle.

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#14 Posted by Snail (8879 posts) -

Okay.

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#15 Posted by Dalai (7867 posts) -

I sorely missed these. Wii U is still a dream for me, but soon it will be reality.

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#16 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

The words, they tear at me.

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#17 Posted by SexyToad (2939 posts) -

I'm scared...

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#18 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

@Claude said:

Video games are very simple when you think about them. When they come out they're already dead.

Somebody needs to make a thread containing such Claudisms as this. THEY MUST BE PRESERVED FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

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#19 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

awesome i'm posting in a claude thread. video games are great.

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#20 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4312 posts) -

Even your posts are poetic now.............  Are you 2Pac reincarnated?
 
 
2...Claude

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#21 Edited by pyromagnestir (4449 posts) -

@Hamst3r said:

@Claude said:

Don't look at me. Don't you fucking look at me.
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After sleeping on it it occurred to me I think you meant to post this one: (edit: damn it, nvm see edit)

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Because of @ 1:40

How'd you know I was looking at you

If you weren't looking at me?

Edit: Oh... Wait. Now I get it. Duh! Aw well both sorta apply? And I'm dumb. As always.

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#22 Posted by SMTDante89 (2885 posts) -

@pyromagnestir: Actually, listen around the 3:20 mark on the song Hamst3r posted

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#23 Edited by pyromagnestir (4449 posts) -

@SMTDante89: Yep. I'm listening to the album now and heard the egg lyrics and forgot about the "don't fucking look at me" part of my ass is on fire, and my mind made a dumb mistake.