#1 Posted by bigdaddyjack21 (174 posts) -

Lets hear your stories mine was taking a deuce in a lunchbox during class. 

#2 Posted by RoujinX (419 posts) -

I had a fart competition with someone across the room.
#3 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

I did my homework in class instead of at home.  I was a pretty wild child.

#4 Posted by FesteringNeon (2158 posts) -

payed attention once.
#5 Posted by fisher81 (535 posts) -

I totally win. Last week, I proposed to my study hall advisor a  "mother-daughter three-way". 
 
She never said no.

#6 Posted by angelfan91 (891 posts) -

We were watching a video in class (Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide) and I started "playing" with myself. 
#7 Posted by Capum15 (4811 posts) -
@ArchScabby said:
" I did my homework in class instead of at home.  I was a pretty wild child. "
This.
#8 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Slammed a window on a guy's head and held him there for a while.
 
It was cold, I asked him nicely to close it repeatedly, he told me to fuck off, he ate window.

#9 Edited by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad.

#10 Edited by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@DanielJW said:

" I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad. "

DANIEL ROSA YOU BASTARD, COME HERE AND LETS FINISH THIS!
#11 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Tim_the_Corsair said:
" @DanielJW said:

" I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad. "

DANIEL ROSA YOU BASTARD, COME HERE AND LETS FINISH THIS! "
OH SHIT! I'M OUT!
#12 Posted by darkvare (758 posts) -

we actually watch porn with a teacher when the girls miss class

#13 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" @Tim_the_Corsair said:
" @DanielJW said:

" I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad. "

DANIEL ROSA YOU BASTARD, COME HERE AND LETS FINISH THIS! "
OH SHIT! I'M OUT! "
I HAVE WAITED TEN YEARS TO TELL YOU...that I am sorry and always loved you...
 
Come back to me my four-eyed, Portuguese-born raggamuffin.
#14 Posted by gla55jAw (2686 posts) -

One of my teachers back in High School would talk about pokemon if we brought it up, so we did that all the time. 
 
Also, I wasn't part of this, but a few of my friends flew a kite out the window during class and the teacher didn't figure it out lol.

#15 Posted by Capum15 (4811 posts) -
@DanielJW said:
" I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad. "
As a window, I was slammed against a guys head. Didn't really bother me, but it was pretty cold.
#16 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@Capum15 said:

" @DanielJW said:

" I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad. "
As a window, I was slammed against a guys head. Didn't really bother me, but it was pretty cold. "
THIRD WINDOW FROM THE BACK OF CLASSROOM S3 YOU BASTARD, COME HERE AND LETS FINISH THIS! 
#17 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -
@Tim_the_Corsair: I'm so happy we can move past this. It's haunted me for years. Thank you. :)
#18 Posted by DuhQbnSiLo (2139 posts) -

Gotten a handjob...

#19 Posted by PDC_Emulator (184 posts) -

While a substitute was reading a book in math class, I stuck a condom on the pencil sharpener. We arranged for the pregnant chick in the class to ask the teacher to sharpen her pencil. 100% win.
 
A year later, I was hungry, so I decided to borrow lunch from my business system's teacher (by borrow I mean removed from his refrigerator). This activity continued for a week until I was snitched upon. 
 

#20 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

farted really loud.

#21 Posted by DanVenture (43 posts) -

These two guys got in a fight and I totally watched.

#22 Edited by Capum15 (4811 posts) -
@Tim_the_Corsair said:

" @Capum15 said:

" @DanielJW said:

" I told a guy who asked me to close a window to fuck off. It was pretty rad. "
As a window, I was slammed against a guys head. Didn't really bother me, but it was pretty cold. "
THIRD WINDOW FROM THE BACK OF CLASSROOM S3 YOU BASTARD, COME HERE AND LETS FINISH THIS!  "
*lock handle jiggles in place* Oh fuck...I'm immobile. Well this su-
*brick through window*
#23 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -
@DuhQbnSiLo said:
" Gotten a handjob... "
thats pretty standard
#24 Posted by gla55jAw (2686 posts) -
@DuhQbnSiLo said:
" Gotten a handjob... "
You really got a HJ during class?
#25 Posted by DuhQbnSiLo (2139 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" @DuhQbnSiLo said:
" Gotten a handjob... "
thats pretty standard "
4th grade, I through my chair at the chalk board and walked home cause I was pissed... 
6th grade, i moved and got to a new school and some kid said something slick, so I through my textbook and broke his nose
7th grade ok, made my bitch come dressed like slut and bent her over my lap and let my virgin friend get a taste of his first piece of ass... thats just what I did in the classroom. I got plenty of shit I did outside of class....
8th Grade, well i was complete whore... 
 High School (spent most of the time outside of class)
#26 Posted by DuhQbnSiLo (2139 posts) -
@gla55jAw said:
" @DuhQbnSiLo said:
" Gotten a handjob... "
You really got a HJ during class? "
Yuh why not? didn't you?
#27 Posted by Bruce (5264 posts) -

 A few weeks ago in my drama course the teacher was absent. However, we were let in the room by this unfortunate short-haired woman. 
 
So the entire class is in there, practicing their scenes with their partners, but at first, everyone was just talking. So the room gets kind of quiet, and I yell, "FUCK DEM NIGGAS ON THE SOUTHSIDE!" and bust into a rendition of "Livin' It Up" by Ja Rule.

#28 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -

I dropped my pen once.

#29 Posted by supermike6 (3540 posts) -

I threw a pencil at a substitute in first grade. 

#30 Posted by ReapersPuppy (468 posts) -

I drew a picture of a big dick & yea I got detention
what a glorified moment it was =]
& god that penor was huge! took up the hole dang chalk bored! =P

#31 Posted by one_2nd (2359 posts) -

I threw a bible at my homeroom teacher once.

#32 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -
@one_2nd said:
" I threw a bible at my homeroom teacher once. "
true story
#33 Edited by happypup (27 posts) -

During a speaking practice for Persian language class.  I talked about how I wanted a big palace.  I continued by explaining how I would take care of my palace, clean it and show it off to my friends.  The native speaking instructor had no Idea why everybody in the class was laughing.  but palace in Persian is pronounced "khock"

#34 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1787 posts) -

In my junior year I stole all of the cables from the T.A.'s computer in my Spanish class. The computer was right next to me and they sat there most of the time talking really loud in Spanish. They would occasionally look at me in disgust because I was the only "Mexican" in the class that didn't speak Spanish. I took the power cords from the monitor and the tower, the connector from the monitor to the tower, and the twenty foot ethernet cable. I just wanted to sleep but they had to be so damn loud. 

#35 Posted by Organicalistic_ (2954 posts) -
@darkvare: what??? really what class??
#36 Posted by Cloneslayer (1624 posts) -

education ftw!

#37 Posted by Dport (102 posts) -

I smoked in Class once.  Big room and only 1 drag as a bet.

#38 Posted by Organicalistic_ (2954 posts) -
@DuhQbnSiLo: doesn't the "stuff" go everywhere?
i fingered a girl in class.
#39 Posted by DCFGS3 (1054 posts) -

One of my older friends had a friend in his class who put one of the fire cracker bits from poppers in his pen, and somehow ignited it. The pen exploded and covered him in ink.
 
Things I've done include watching Chris Crocker with my lit class when our teacher was away. Bear in mind we did so on a projector, so his face was massive. Don't know much else, our school was fairly sedated.

#40 Posted by DuhQbnSiLo (2139 posts) -
@organicalistic_ said:
" @DuhQbnSiLo: doesn't the "stuff" go everywhere? i fingered a girl in class. "
lol not all girls, she just got get panties wet and took them off and went raw the rest of the day....
#41 Posted by Bennyishere (1685 posts) -

Threw my chair at a dude. I was like 9.

#42 Posted by Hourai (2795 posts) -

I went to class drunk once and threw an eraser at the teacher.

#43 Edited by TheChaos (1158 posts) -

In 3rd grade I punched this other kid in the stomach because he was being really annoying, even after I asked him to stop several times. 
He cried for like 10 minutes after.
At the time I thought nothing was wrong with that at all. Seeing as how he was the one being annoying. 
But then the teacher and my mom got all worried and made it into a huge scene. 
I ended up having to take some test to determine if I might be borderline psychotic, because I acted so amoral about it all. 
 
Fun stuff.

#44 Posted by BODDAH (315 posts) -

Can't even tell you how many times I've blatantly walked out of class and come back with Dunkin Donuts 20 minutes later. I need my coffee.

#45 Posted by Lydian_Sel (2479 posts) -

There was a girl who hated me in my modern history class so whenever I'd get stuck sitting behind her I'd bite off my finger nails & flick them into her hair.

#46 Posted by Zidane_24 (738 posts) -

 My American History class was pretty much a joke. We did a lot of crazy things in that class. We composed an anthem, spent a class naming all 150 originial pokemon, and yelled out the window at all sorts of passers-by.

#47 Posted by angelfan91 (891 posts) -

In my freshman english class I used to play Super Mario World every day.  I even brought a portable DVD player to class one day.
#48 Posted by Slax (894 posts) -

Once called the classroom so many times in a row, that when the teacher found out it was me, he flipped me off with both hands.

#49 Posted by bjorno (1411 posts) -

i pooped in a cup, ate it  and then threw it back up

#50 Posted by Brendan (7687 posts) -

I had a ground floor class with a window to the outside.  I was tossing my pen for a while in said class, until I momentarily lacked the necessary motor skills to catch said pen, resulting in that very object being richoched off the desk to the outside world.  I had no other writing utensil with which to do my work, so I discreetly climbed out the window when the teacher stepped out and picked up my pen.  Unfortunately, the fanfare this caused among my fellow classmates made the teacher come back inside, so that when I stood to face the window, she was staring dead at me.  Feeling awkward, I asked if I should climb back in the classroom or go to the office from the front entrance.  She said nothing, but closed the window on me, making my options very clear.  I spent one lunchtime in detention, but the history I made that day, in that classroom, made it worthwhile.