Crazy Things Your Teachers Have Done

I had a sub for about a week when I was about 10. His name was Mr.McSharry and he was a former postulant (basically a monk in training). He had a very strong Northern Irish accent and had plenty of issues. I remember we asked him why he didn't want to be a monk anymore and what he said can only be described as .. inappropriate to say to a classroom full of young lives.. He just looked off into the distance and said "God couldn't love me back".  At the time we just all took it to mean he wanted a hug but now ? Well, at least he was honest. At another point, a girl fell off her chair when he was writing on the board. We all laughed but when he turned around the girl was back on her seat and well, he was just looking at a class of laughing children. Instead of just taking joy in the glee of the young, he flew into a rage and told us to "stop laughing at his gammy teeth". He was an odd,odd man but I still laugh at some of his antics to this day.  
 
But he also taught me to never laugh at anyones "gammy" teeth.

That's great. Your teacher sounds like a good sport. I've been out of college for around six years now, but once in high school my history teacher tried to explain what my problems were to my old man. Now, my dad's not a touchy feely guy, so when my teacher tried to put his arm around my old man my old man socked him. Priceless.

A teacher at a school near me (pittsburg* high school)  threw a DESK at a student and didn't even get fired.
 
*correct spelling its in CA

Using the S word.

" This didn't happen to me though, but to a friend of me. 
Ok, so we have this website in norway called  http://www.deiligst.no/ wich can be translated to "most delicious" wich is common used slang in norway for someone who is hot.... :P What the teacher did was to search up a person wich one of the students in the class knew, who had an actual profile there. And this is one of those classrooms where there is a big projector hanging under roof so that the whole class can see it.   How it led to the teacher messing around with websites exposing half-naked people, and then get the idea to ask the class if they knew anyone with a profile there...I don't now... I know it's her own damn fault for putting pictures of herself on that website, but a teacher showing the pictures to the whole class? What the hell? "

" My 9th grade french teacher had sexual relations with one of the students in my class, nobody knew at the time but three years later the cat got out of the bag. "

Crazy things teachers have done?

Piss me off. 
 
No seriously, this year is the first time I think I'm not able to get along with a teacher. He was saying stuff that was made to get me mad, interrupting me whenever I made my case for something, just annoying. 
What's even worse is that he told us all that he says that stuff not just because he believes it, but because he wants our reactions so we can have discussions and debates. 
 
Quite frankly, I don't care how interesting some of the talks the class have are, I think he's a douche.

" One Time a Student fell asleep in class so the teacher had everyone else leave. He then set the clock on the wall to say 4 pm and turned off the lights. Finally he had a Janitor go wake the kid up. That kid was so freaked out because he thought he slept though the whole day! And thats why you dont fall asleep in my school! "

" @wasteguru said:

" One Time a Student fell asleep in class so the teacher had everyone else leave. He then set the clock on the wall to say 4 pm and turned off the lights. Finally he had a Janitor go wake the kid up. That kid was so freaked out because he thought he slept though the whole day! And thats why you dont fall asleep in my school! "

Dude, that teacher is a god "

" One of my teachers quite a long time ago, started playing golf in the class. One of the golf balls almost hit me in the head. "

In my GCSE year at high school (UK) i had my P.E theory teacher walk in like normal, she then spotted one of the students with food and had a massive go at him about how she was sick of his behaviour and attitude. Everyone was kinda sat in shock 'cos she was like the nicest teacher in the whole school and didn't know what to say. She then made him go out and throw his stuff away and she again had a massive rant at the class, turned round and punched the board with both her fists and put her head against it; entire class was still quiet and shocked. Two seconds later she turned round with a smile and said 'and that's what happens when you take drugs and have side effects!'

My high school biology teacher was arrested for soliciting sex from someone online that he thought was a 13 year old girl that turned out to be a cop. ( News story link)
 
That seems pretty crazy to me.

" Earlier in the week my Communications professor announced that he was trans-gender queuing an awkward silence for the remainder of the class, and today he came in wearing a blouse and skirt. "

 My female PE teacher made a comment on how guys can't catch a football accurately then girls is because girls have a patting and then grabbed her boobs.

" @JackiJinx: I applaud your efforts "

My history teacher giving us all baloons, telling us to give each other piggybacks and to fight for ten minutes- something to do with us being flies on rats backs. Or when he  jumped on a table and it broke.:)

Nothing all that crazy, but back in highschool a couple of science teachers dressed up as blues brothers and reenacted their stage performance from the movie while that scene was played on a TV behind them.  It was amusing and there wasnt really any point to it.  I guess it was something they did every year out of mutual love for the Blues Brothers.

" @lilburtonboy7489 said:

" raped me "

If your the guy in the avatar, then that would be an awesome rape scene in the most disgusting way. "

Way back in year 10 my S & E teacher danced the charleston in front of the class.

" @xCompanionxCubex said:

" @JackiJinx: I applaud your efforts "

Well then, me as well. "

one of my teachers comitted suicide after people found out he had sex with a student. funny he tried to poison himself by swallowing rat poison and it didn't work, so he jumped off a building and obviously died. funny how people kept saying he was innocent. does a innocent man commits suicide if he knows he has nothing to fear? i don't think so.

" @Bucketdeth said:

" @lilburtonboy7489 said:

" raped me "

If your the guy in the avatar, then that would be an awesome rape scene in the most disgusting way. "

wat :| "

" raped me "

" @clubsandwich said:

" @Bucketdeth said:

" @lilburtonboy7489 said:

" raped me "

If your the guy in the avatar, then that would be an awesome rape scene in the most disgusting way. "

wat :| "

Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see that guy raped, there would have to be something wrong with you. "