Do you guys know any good creepypastas? I just got into them and they are so awesome.
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The international survey of 1,000 business people, released on Tuesday, said 53 percent admitted to craving information and 54 percent claimed to get a ''high'' when they find what they have been seeking in an electronic search.
Come to me -- she said -- tonight is that special night -- we will do an electronic search together. He pulled his all-electronic Seekulator 2000 and.
From an unrelated story. Man was seriously injured by the 2.5 tonn data bit he found through an electronic search. Incident occured when man attempted to get ''high'' by using this bit as a nasal connection between himself and a new smart toaster device.
In another news: due to a serious narcoleptic effect electronic search can have on humans, some legislatures are in a process of creating a statute which would declare electronic search as illegal and provide serious criminal penalties for any person who uses it.
Recently : 20 people were disconnected alive during so-called ''electronic search ceremony''. These people were followers of suicidal ''dataholics'' cult, which is known to have bizarre sacrificial rituals involving bits and bytes. Enshrouded in a tight secrecy orgies usually carried in a tightly sealed spaces, so this is the first public occurrence of that dismal trend involving more and more people, especially among the youngest and oldest parts of the population.
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