Dark Triad personality test - Are you evil, basically.

Heyo,

After I saw that autism test, I thought it would be interesting to link this one: A questionnaire to test for psycopathy, narcissism and machiavellianism, collectively known as the dark triad.

I scored a lot higher on this than I hoped and expected I would, higher than average in all respects, and far higher in Machiavellianism.

Based on experience with my own thoughts, though, I'd take the test with a grain of salt. I think, for example, it has a tendency to mistake cynical worldview for manipulativeness. Curious to see how bastardly you duders are.

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Is this one made by Borat's uncle?

@Beforet: Lulwat?

I am more important than most people I know.

How am I supposed to answer this? From my perspective, I'm the most important person alive. Because if I die, I (or my perspective) stops existing. But looking objectively, I'm about as meaningless as everything else in the universe.

@Beforet said:

I am more important than most people I know.

How am I supposed to answer this? From my perspective, I'm the most important person alive. Because if I die, I (or my perspective) stops existing. But looking objectively, I'm about as meaningless as everything else in the universe.

Yeah, I'd just click neutral on nonsensical ones like that. Now tell me your score already!

86 Machiavellianism 
66 Narcissim 
49 Psychopathy 
 
 
No surprised there

The biggest difference between most criminals and other people is that the criminals are stupid enough to get caught

Okay, this question is loaded as fuck. What if I don't agree with how the legal system defines a criminal? Does this just mean rapists and murderers, or does it also include petty criminals like pot smokers of copyright violators? This is the last time I'm pointing out a dumb question.

78 Machiavellianism

33 Narcissism

28 Psychopathy

Something about that seems off.

68 Machiavellianism

48 Narcissism

30 Psychopathy

Did...that try to sign me up for a dating service for psychopaths?

44 Machiavellianism

50 Narcissism

9 Psychopathy

@Beforet said:

Did...that try to sign me up for a dating service for psychopaths?

Yup.

Did...that try to sign me up for a dating service for psychopaths?

44 Machiavellianism

50 Narcissism

9 Psychopathy

51 Machiavellianism

61 Narcissism

18 Psychopathy

34 Machiavellianism

44 Narcissism

9 Psychopathy

I am a psychopath:

Strongly Agree

Agree

Neutral

Disagree

Strongly Disagree

75 Machiavellianism

70 Narcissism

33 Psycopathy.

Man, maybe @Video_Game_King was right and i was a demon all along.

21 Machiavellianism(I thought I would score high, but was quite wrong)

58 Narcissism (I think that's weird considering I have low self esteem, which doesn't seem narcissistic, but whatever.)

30 Psychopatchy

@Video_Game_King said:

78 Machiavellianism

33 Narcissism

28 Psychopathy

Something about that seems off.

I'm surprised the Psychopathy was that low. Just kidding.

41 Machiavellianism

36 Narcissism

31 Psychothapy

Although yes I think some questios were sort of broken and it heavily construde actual perspectives like cynicism or realism with lack of trust or empathy; I surprisingly thought it would be higher.

Also I was mad ein a bad mood today which I am still slightly in, so I wonder if I was more positive if I would have gotton vastly different results?

@ZeForgotten said:

@Beforet said:

Did...that try to sign me up for a dating service for psychopaths?

44 Machiavellianism

50 Narcissism

9 Psychopathy

No, It tried to sign you up on a dating site for narcissists.

You mean this?

@ZeForgotten said:

@Beforet said:

Did...that try to sign me up for a dating service for psychopaths?

44 Machiavellianism

50 Narcissism

9 Psychopathy

No, It tried to sign you up on a dating site for narcissists.

You mean this?

@ZeForgotten said:

wow, look at the tits on that thing!

You mean you have tits that amaze you? Why am I not surprised?

I'm not sure what conclusion I should draw from everyone here being above average in at least one category:

Either the test is fucked or we (gamers? duders? internet-dwellers?) are all assholes.

If it's the latter, I blame Ryan.

@ZeForgotten said:

wow, look at the tits on that thing!

You mean you have tits that amaze you? Why am I not surprised?

68 Machiavellianism

30 Narcissim

55 Psychopathy

...So currently I have the highest Pschopathy ranking here, oh oh...

@Harkat said:

I'm not sure what conclusion I should draw from everyone here being above average in at least one category:

Either the test is fucked or we (gamers? duders? internet-dwellers?) are all assholes.

If it's the latter, I blame Ryan.

I just hope it isn't a ploy and soon all of us will be raided by the FBI

51 Machiavellianism

19 Narcissism

40 Psychothapy

That was dumb. Although results look about right to me.

@Harkat said:

I'm not sure what conclusion I should draw from everyone here being above average in at least one category:

Either the test is fucked or we (gamers? duders? internet-dwellers?) are all assholes.

If it's the latter, I blame Ryan.

I'd imagine it's the former. Everyone wants to feel like a unique, complicated human being instead of the insignificant insects they really are, right?

As for the test, I think I'm good. I've had enough of people calling me a massive, sociopathic bastard for one day.

44 Machiavellianism,

39 Narcissism,

28 Psychopathy

I don't feel like i have any of the defining traits of the "dark triad".

44 Machiavellianism

36 Narcissim

15 Psychopathy
 
I'm below average psycho, huzzah!

85 Machiavellianism

34 Narcissim

28 Psychopathy

pfft...so I'm dishonest. I don't think that makes me evil!

I got bored halfway through

"Males who highly exemplify the traits of the Dark Triad are seen as more attractive to women across all cultures, economic strata, and whatever other demographics."

that is some WOMEN HATE NICE GUYS bullshit right there :/

55 Machiavellian

48 Narcissistic

23 Psychopathic

Hell Yeah. I was worried until I saw some of the other users on the site

43 Mac

40 NAr

25 Psy

50 Machiavelliianism

38 Narcissism

19 Psychopathy

Something about this test feels like bollocks.

EDIT: Rather, I should say that something smells fishy about it to me. I don't know what.

46 Machiavellianism

40 Narcissism

31 Psychopathy

Istead, you depend on your subordinates to do all of the work, while you sip martinis and get laid.

There's a typo in the summary...

64 Machiavellianism.

49 Narcissism.

39 Psychopathy.

Honestly, i'm not even sure what those results mean.

84 Machiavellianism, 68 Narcissism, 66 Psychopathy

• If all three factors tested very close to disorder range, then you probably enjoy some of the benefits of being an exemplar of the Dark Triad. You likely get more attention than average from women, if you are a hetero male or homosexual female. Further, it is likely that you find yourself making a decent amount of money at a dependable job in a middle-management positition. It's even possible that this position has actual potential for growth.
• If you have all three factors scoring into the disorder range, you are a full exemplar of the of the Dark Triad. If you are a heterosexual male or a lesbian female, you likely have women always competing for your attention or have your pick of lovers in whatever social group you find yourself in. Further, no matter your sexual persuasion, you likely find yourself to be financially comfortable or even rich, enjoying a position of great responsibility that you skate through without applying yourself to or actually doing any work to accomplish anything for. Istead, you depend on your subordinates to do all of the work, while you sip martinis and get laid. And even if you do not possess material wealth, you are likely the alpha dog of whatever social group you belong to.

Yet I enjoy almost none of this. And I thought I'd be ranked higher for Narcissism.

EDIT: Oh, wow. I've just seen other user's results. YOU GUYS ARE PUSSIES.

49 Machiavellianism.

45 Narcissism.

28 Psychopathy.

I'm nice in real life.

55 Machiavellianism

51 Narcissism

29 Psychopathy

I should note that I chose neutral for about half of those questions.

94 Machiavellianism

20 Narcissism

72 Psychopathy

:p I guess I am very pragmatic and utilitarian

54Machiavellianism,

28 Narcissism,

38 Psychopathy!

Sound about right.

59, 16, 18.

Is this one made by Borat's uncle?

• Machiavellianism: 58
• Narcissism: 58
• Psychopathy: 24
  

46% Machiavellianism
59% Narcissism
24% Psychopathy

Not what I expected AT ALL!

68 Machiavellianism

34 Narcissism

45 Psychopathy

So i barely made it past normal for psychopath, and am slightly above for Mach. But i'm totally not narccist, though i could've told you that.

54 Machiavellianism

24 Narcissism

26 Psychopathy

I guess I'm rather bland and normal. Well, maybe a bit suspicious which is the only reason I can think I scored as high as I did in the Machiavellian element.

50 Machiavellianism

39 Narcissism

30 Psychopathy

Eh. Alright.

Shitty tesy is shitty.

76 mach 46 narc 50 psycho

Kinda figured it would end up like this... I actually really enjoy the sensation of manipulation, but I don't really go out of my way to do it.

And doing it to friends is kind of a dick move.

Not really sure what the psychopath score means? I'm at least pretty sure I'm not a lunatic.

 
lulz I am mad to be a politicion.