#1 Edited by ILikePopCans (745 posts) -
#2 Posted by StarvingGamer (7994 posts) -

Bahahahahahaha

#3 Posted by Milkman (16526 posts) -

This is my everything.

#4 Posted by thomasnash (539 posts) -

In another universe Carl Sagan would have made a fine poet.

#5 Posted by e30bmw (356 posts) -
#6 Posted by Dalai (6996 posts) -

When world peace is finally achieved, we can point to this video as the sole reason we came together and saved human civilization from our own destruction.

#7 Posted by ShaggE (6331 posts) -

I could listen to Dave Lang berate me about Earth and space all day long.

#8 Posted by Itwongo (1120 posts) -

I bought Civ 5 recently, and I'm feeling like Firaxis should make Dave Lang and the Lang Zone dlc.

#9 Posted by Capum15 (4809 posts) -

That was pretty great.

"So don't fuck it up."

#10 Posted by Teeknuts (189 posts) -

Today, we are all inhabitants of the Lang Zone.

#11 Edited by csl316 (8102 posts) -

I don't wanna think about this heady stuff, I just wanna kick.

#12 Posted by Butano (1728 posts) -

"Astronomy is a humbling and character building experience, much like janitorial services."

Ok, I wasn't really on board with the video til he said that. That had me laughing for a good minute.

#13 Posted by ripelivejam (3536 posts) -

the earf can get fucked (boii)

#14 Posted by Kidavenger (3509 posts) -

#15 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1914 posts) -

@itwongo said:

I bought Civ 5 recently, and I'm feeling like Firaxis should make Dave Lang and the Lang Zone dlc.

That would be amazing. "You built the great fuckin pyramids of Giza, if that wasn't obvious you idiot!"

#16 Posted by Random45 (1045 posts) -

This was pretty fantastic.

#17 Posted by SgtSphynx (1266 posts) -

Out-fucking-standing

#18 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1838 posts) -

It speaks volumes to the power of that speech that Dave Lang reading it is still a wake up kick to the tits.

#19 Posted by dudeglove (7685 posts) -

Best crossover of 2014

#20 Posted by noizy (654 posts) -

Monsters. I love these monsters.

#21 Posted by DaddyCabinet (178 posts) -

Should have ended with a mike drop

#22 Posted by ch3burashka (5009 posts) -

In another universe Carl Sagan would have made a fine poet.

In another universe Carl Sagan would have been a great game designer.

#23 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (5222 posts) -

Fantastic Mr. Lang. This made me almost as depressed as it made me laugh.

#24 Posted by JZ (2125 posts) -

Well dave lang is on the earth so I feel pretty bad. BOOM!

#25 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4594 posts) -

I always thought Dave Lang is what Terry Gordy retired into.

#26 Posted by ripelivejam (3536 posts) -

@thomasnash said:

In another universe Carl Sagan would have made a fine poet.

In another universe Carl Sagan would have been a great game designer.

carl sagan was basically the best human ever :)

#27 Posted by e30bmw (356 posts) -

I've never played Dota and don't have any intentions to, but I think a Dave Lang announcer pack for that would be pretty rad.

#28 Edited by Hunter5024 (5541 posts) -

I like Dave Lang's version better.

#29 Edited by afabs515 (1011 posts) -

Thanks, Dave Lang! You're always looking out for me!

#30 Posted by armaan8014 (5329 posts) -

Naice

#31 Posted by SSully (4125 posts) -

Man. That was fucking good.

#32 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

remember his shitty game we were supposed to love? You put money into that rather than earth issues?!?!!?

#33 Posted by development (2067 posts) -

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

#34 Edited by Melvargh (489 posts) -

This is incredible.

It's somehow still incredibly powerful.

#35 Posted by HatKing (5816 posts) -

I want to hear Carl Sagan say "jabroni".

#36 Edited by Nhoj_Sllew (174 posts) -

that was great

#37 Edited by Vuud (1943 posts) -

I want "English Classics Read by David Q. Lang"

Featuring Beowulf, the complete works of Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Moby Dick.

Get on it, Iron Galaxy.

#38 Posted by BisonHero (6166 posts) -

Hahahahaha, Jesus Christ, that was great.

Oh man, thanks for bumping this, I kept putting off looking into what this thread was about. I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

Dave Lang has an awesome "telling it like it is" voice. He has the right speaking voice to be a standup comedian.

#39 Posted by Donkeycow (556 posts) -

Not to be a terrible person and resurrect this thread, but can anyone identify the the piano piece playing in the background? Also what a great video and it was awesome seeing it at the start of the PAX panel.

#40 Posted by endoworks (273 posts) -
#41 Posted by MetalThrashingMatt (208 posts) -

So don't fuck it up!

#42 Posted by spraynardtatum (2605 posts) -

i fucking love that

#43 Posted by Evilsbane (4531 posts) -

Such powerful words, even with Lang saying it, so much power you stupid fuck.