A tick has been found that will make you allergic to meat when bitten. It's like Freddy Kruger except the nightmare is real and instead of sweet death you have to keep on living your terrible facsimile of a life. I can't imagine how I would live without the sweet taste of bacon cheeseburgers. It really is like my worst nightmare just it's not a movie it is real. Couldn't the end of the world have just been a giant meteor instead of this slow cruel torturous existence. I think I am never going to the east coast or bible belt again. I can live without ever going to our nation's lovely capital and I don't really need to see the statue of liberty. I will miss The World of Coca Cola though down in Atlanta. But such sacrifices must be made in order to preserve the beauty of life. I need to go make sure all my windows are bolted shut. I'll talk to you all later if I have the courage to remove my fingers from protective gloves.