Dear Wii (An Ode)

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Edited By Virago

When we first met

You made me wet
But now my love has changed.
You're overhyped
You're more than flawed
And you're slightly deranged.

Though let me say
That I had fun;
Once more we shall unite.
But it will be
on christmas eve
and play from dawn to night.

For mister xbox 
with his charms
forever mine will be.
so listen, wii,
and listen well
it's really you, not me.

OH BURN NINTENDO.
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#1  Edited By Virago

When we first met

You made me wet
But now my love has changed.
You're overhyped
You're more than flawed
And you're slightly deranged.

Though let me say
That I had fun;
Once more we shall unite.
But it will be
on christmas eve
and play from dawn to night.

For mister xbox 
with his charms
forever mine will be.
so listen, wii,
and listen well
it's really you, not me.

OH BURN NINTENDO.
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#2  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Its beautiful! A masterpiece!

*sheds a tear*

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#3  Edited By RetroIce4
Sweep said:
"Its beautiful! A masterpeice!

*sheds a tear*"
MASTERPIECE!
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#4  Edited By Claude

I'm going to go and play my Wii, a little love goes a long way. I have many reasons to love and they're all mine.

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#5  Edited By Artie

I left my Wii in a duffel bag after I brought it to my friends house. I tried seeing if it was still there today, but it's mysteriously disappeared.

And I really couldn't care less.

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#6  Edited By brukaoru

Very nice. The Wii will have good games to play in due time. You may just play them once and a while, but in the end, it will show it's worth. Right now, it's limited, so time for the 360 for you and me!

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Yeah this is why I don`t own a Wii anymore, great poem man.

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#8  Edited By TheDrifter

I hate my Wii....

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#9  Edited By Carlos

On december lets all go throw our wiis outside the nintendo of america building and burn them, then throw our ps3s through their windows :]

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#10  Edited By kush

Anything that says the Wii isn't that good is beautiful in my eyes! Down with the Wii! I'd rather pee blood you see!

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#11  Edited By oWarlock360o

LMFAO

lovely, and the Xbox360 plot twist... just... genius...

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#12  Edited By pause422

This is just great in oh so many ways.