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#1 Posted by mrcool11 (469 posts) -
#2 Posted by InfamousBIG (3201 posts) -

Oh god yes.

#3 Posted by Meltac (2002 posts) -

Yes, yes, yes, YES!

#4 Posted by rjayb89 (7721 posts) -

That sounds hard to contextualize. I went there.

#5 Edited by mrcool11 (469 posts) -

So, I'm a first year university student of the faculty of arts. one class I'm in had me reading and discussing the first book of the Bible with regard to the morality of blah, blah, blah....In short, I saw an oppurtunity to insert a subtle dick joke, so I did. I have not yet handed this bad boy in, and may edit it based on whether or not someone gives me some good reason to do so. It should be noted that I was tired as shit when I wrote this. But I still think that its as classy and academic as a dick joke can get without being said by a suave french porn star
#6 Posted by pwnasaurus (1286 posts) -

do it

#7 Posted by fflyash (139 posts) -

Share it?

#8 Posted by Hero_Swe (1136 posts) -

Share!
#9 Edited by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

I remember putting some jokes in my RE GCSE, long story short, I got a U in RE and was called racist and disgusting. The world we live in, eh?  
 
(RE being Religious Education).
 

#10 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Place dick joke here ____________________________
#11 Posted by Yummylee (21636 posts) -

What did Richard ever do to you?!?

#12 Posted by Sanryd (1362 posts) -
@Hero_Swe said:
" Share! "
#13 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Seriously, we like the cock, because we crow. Show us.

#14 Posted by Red12b (9084 posts) -

What is it first,  
we have to judge how classy it is
#15 Posted by Castiel (2616 posts) -

Do it! Do it now!

#16 Posted by Eaxis (925 posts) -

Let us see how subtle it is before you hand it in.
#17 Posted by lucas_kelly (769 posts) -

Depends how good the joke is.

#18 Posted by dudeglove (7846 posts) -
@Hitchenson said:

" I remember putting some jokes in my RE GCSE, long story short, I got a U in RE and was called racist and disgusting. The world we live in, eh? "

Some people just don't respect the cock nowadays.
 
 
#19 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

Mind sharing it with us? With context and all.

#20 Posted by MDKazuo (14 posts) -

"This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.   And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you."    -Genesis 17:10-11
 
God's original dick joke with Abraham.

#21 Posted by jim_dandy (891 posts) -
@MDKazuo said:
" "This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.   And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you."    -Genesis 17:10-11 God's original dick joke with Abraham. "
 
"Oh man, look, they're really doing it! Hahahahahah"
 
- God
#22 Posted by SuperSambo (2865 posts) -

I put one in my critical thinking exam. I got a U.

#23 Edited by altbotdos (124 posts) -

I would go backwards from here: Make it as obvious as possible, while being able to totally justify the cock joke afterwards. 
 
"He stuck his moist cock in her slit to the barn which grew pink-red with the firey glow of sunlight."

#24 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4744 posts) -

Erm, no? Unless you're an idiot, of course.

#25 Posted by BeachThunder (11932 posts) -
@GunslingerPanda said:
" Erm, no? Unless you're an idiot, of course. "
Well, that was clearly implied by the title. Therefore it seems like the answer is yes.
#26 Posted by Jamer91 (132 posts) -

dont do it :S its not worth the risk of getting a bad mark, unless your getting good marks, in that case go right ahead :P.

#27 Posted by DrPockets000 (2859 posts) -

Don't do it, it's unprofessional.

#28 Posted by Jasta (2217 posts) -

Go for it.

#29 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1667 posts) -

''Just go for it''

#30 Posted by septim (774 posts) -

As much as I love dick jokes, (and I love dick jokes) you can never be too politically correct at college.

#31 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5256 posts) -

So what's the joke?

Online
#32 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

I put several Transformers references in my A-Level History and came out of it with a B. But yeah, dick jokes are a no.

#33 Posted by JammyJesus (770 posts) -

Make sure it isn't long, they might see it.  
 
(See what I did there?)

#34 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
" I put several Transformers references in my A-Level History and came out of it with a B. But yeah, dick jokes are a no. "
this gives me hope for my future university career
#35 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

What's a "U?"

#36 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) -

Should this even require a question? Of course!

#37 Posted by xMP44x (2193 posts) -
@Vinchenzo said:
" What's a "U?" "
Ungradable. It's the lowest mark that can be given, from what I know. It's the lowest mark my school will enforce at least. I've never had one before though.
#38 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
@Vinchenzo said:
" What's a "U?" "
Below 30%
#39 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11007 posts) -

Unless it's about Tricky Dick Nixon, don't do it. 

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#40 Posted by SSully (4185 posts) -

I dont understand why you didnt include the joke in your original post, but i say do it. If you have a cool teacher he may even say it was funny. 

#41 Posted by Meteora (5787 posts) -

Go for it. Since you've already began wondering about it, you might as well add it in and see if they'll notice it and fail you.

#42 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
@MDKazuo: 
 
That's a dick joke? Sounds like he's just asking Abraham to cut his dick off. Either that, or they're into docking. I don't like that I know what that is.
#43 Edited by Atomasist (2818 posts) -

Definitely.

#44 Posted by Raymayne (1226 posts) -
@Atomasist said:
" Defiantly. "
Are you actually that retarded?
#45 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -
@Raymayne said:
" @Atomasist said:
" Defiantly. "
Are you actually that retarded? "
Yes.
#46 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

Don't do it. I've learned many times that writing tired leads to disastrous results.

#47 Posted by damswedon (3191 posts) -
@Hitchenson: You could of accused the teacher of incompetence, In RE and History you can claim the Nazis were right and as long as it is relevant to the question it has to be marked fairly.
#48 Posted by LiquidPrince (15947 posts) -
@Eaxis said:
" Let us see how subtle it is before you hand it in. "
#49 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

Do it, England.

#50 Posted by EvilTwin (3324 posts) -

9 hours and 49 posts later and still no dick joke.  I am disappointed.