Dicked Over Due to Train Tickets

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Edited By NukeSpoon

  Woke up round a mate's house after a party. Ran to catch a train. Didn't have time to buy a ticket which would have cost £1.70. Tried looking for a guard on the train to buy a ticket off. Couldn't find one. 3 minutes between stops of alighting and disembarking. Got off. Bastards at the ticket barrier gave me a £20 fine.
 I am probably in the wrong, but fuck it. I am going to buy £1.70 of chocolate, post it to whoever does the appeals, and hope they rescind my decision. I have also illustrated a depiction of this morning's events to what I feel is a high degree of accuracy.
 


 
  
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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#1  Edited By NukeSpoon

  Woke up round a mate's house after a party. Ran to catch a train. Didn't have time to buy a ticket which would have cost £1.70. Tried looking for a guard on the train to buy a ticket off. Couldn't find one. 3 minutes between stops of alighting and disembarking. Got off. Bastards at the ticket barrier gave me a £20 fine.
 I am probably in the wrong, but fuck it. I am going to buy £1.70 of chocolate, post it to whoever does the appeals, and hope they rescind my decision. I have also illustrated a depiction of this morning's events to what I feel is a high degree of accuracy.
 


 
  
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
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#2  Edited By bicycleham

Amazing. You should write children's books.

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#3  Edited By Bigandtasty

Awesome.

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#4  Edited By laticsfan

Ha that was awesome, did you do it? If so I demand you start blogging here on Giantbomb in the above format. The subject matter shall be the ups and downws of your life.

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#5  Edited By Froy544

If you send that cartoon to them im sure they wont make you pay.
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#6  Edited By NukeSpoon
@Laticsfan said:
" Ha that was awesome, did you do it? If so I demand you start blogging here on Giantbomb in the above format. The subject matter shall be the ups and downws of your life. "
I did indeed do those drawings :)
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#7  Edited By VicRattlehead

if that ever happens to me they just let me pay for the ticket at the stop i get of at.....
it isnt your fault if there isnt a dude walking up and down the carriages checking for tickets so you could buy one....
 
btw nice hat

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#8  Edited By NukeSpoon

Hat :(

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#9  Edited By natetodamax

I lol'd

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#10  Edited By Hitchenson

Dude, I'm glad that happened to you or else I wouldn't have gotten to see those awesome drawings. But yeah, once me and my mate bought tickets, waited for the train and then just before we got on, the ticket dude wouldn't let us on because 'we looked like trouble makers' ...lolwut? 

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#11  Edited By babblinmule

Wow, I live in Blackwater, so I'm only 3 stops from guildford, and I've never been told me to pay the fine if theres no guard on the train. I feel for you though man, I really do.

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#12  Edited By rinkalicous

That was epic. I second the 'send them your drawings' idea.

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#13  Edited By iam3green

nice illustration i like the story of it.

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#14  Edited By Emilio

That was fantastic.

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#15  Edited By Absurd

I really felt the emotion in those illustrations.

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#16  Edited By LiquidPrince

I don't understand why you have to pay a fine if you miss your train.

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#17  Edited By Froy544
@LiquidPrince:
He got on the train he just didnt have enough time to buy a ticket.
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#18  Edited By jakob187

I actually thought the illustrations fit the story well.  Nice job. 
 
Also, dood...train ticket fines?  That shit's nuts.  Glad we have cars around here.  =  /

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#19  Edited By sjschmidt93

I believe you learned a lesson.  
 
Don't do what ever you did at that party ever again. (Alchohol, drugs, sex, whatever!)

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#20  Edited By EVO

 £20? That's nothing. I got fined $100 AUD for having my feet on the seat.

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#21  Edited By Akeldama

lol'd at "dont eat me bro"

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#22  Edited By buzz_clik

*laugh* That was great. I really enjoyed it. It's just a shame your mismanagement was the catalyst for such creativity... ;)

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#23  Edited By NukeSpoon

Okay guys, so I am getting ready to appeal. Should I give them my illustrations straight up or shall I ask them if they wish to see them first? I am leaning towards the former as they may not wish to continue correspondence after this one. Here is what it looks like so far
 

 To whom it may concern,

I was in a rush to catch the train 0838 train from Farncombe to Guildford. I didn't have time to buy a ticket at the station and just managed to get on. I attempted to find a Guard from which to purchase a ticket, but I was unable to. I arrived at Guildford within at most 5 minutes from boarding the train. I attempted to purchase a ticket at the barrier but I was simply berated and burdened with a 20 (twenty) pound fine. Which is a considerable sum of money for a student such as I.

I have a railcard and therefore the resultant fee of the journey should have been £1.70 (one pound and seventy pence), which I am more than willing to pay. In fact, I'll pay the full fee of £2.60 (two pounds and sixty pence). I would very much appreciate it if this penalty fare could be at least downgraded to an unpaid fare.

Here is an illustrated version of events. It may be slightly inaccurate but then history is impossible to replicate perfectly, no?

http://i28.tinypic.com/k3t2pt.jpg
http://i30.tinypic.com/2dh5p1k.jpg
http://i27.tinypic.com/o0dpnk.jpg
http://i25.tinypic.com/2j0xqx4.jpg
http://i29.tinypic.com/i50qhl.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/2heymgi.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/2hi89l1.jpg
http://i29.tinypic.com/2envjnd.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/e7z96r.jpg

Thanks in advance.

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#24  Edited By RsistncE
@Xolare said:
" Amazing. You should write children's books. "
I second this motion.
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#25  Edited By NukeSpoon

Yeah so I have sent the appeal off with images attached.
 
I WILL KEEP YOU GUYS UPDATED.

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#26  Edited By CL60

i laughed.

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One of the best/funniest posts I've read here, though it cost you 20 pounds (my stupid American keyboard can't make the pound sign).

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#28  Edited By cloneslayer

what the fuck did I just witness with my eyeballs? Jesus Monkey Christ!

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#29  Edited By NukeSpoon

Shit cunt bollocks.
 
My appeal was not successful.
 
I am totally going to send them chocolate now.
 
>:[

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#31  Edited By NukeSpoon

For some reason, I can still appeal on their website.
 
What's more I can change the amount owed.
 
And the amount I've already paid.
 
So I just resent my original letter, except where it says "Amount Paid", I have put 20.
 
I have no idea what is going on.

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#32  Edited By artofwar420

I like your style bro, pretty messed up in a funny way.

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#33  Edited By Hats
@EVO said:

"  £20? That's nothing. I got fined $100 AUD for having my feet on the seat. "

Haha not sure what state your in but all the Victorian public transport (Metlink & VLine) staff lives must suck every interaction ive had with them ive copped passive agressive if not outright abuse.
They are some grumpy fuckers
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#34  Edited By EVO
@Hats
 
Yeah, I'm from Melbourne, too. Ticket inspectors are worse than security guards.
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#35  Edited By Benjaminvdv

Does the UK have different prices for these things? Because when I was in the UK (Manchester area) we just had to pay double the amount of a ticket, which still sucked ass though as it was like 6 quid.

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#36  Edited By NukeSpoon

You either have to pay £20 or double the train fare, whichever is bigger.
 
Cunts.

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#38  Edited By NukeSpoon

They did reply but I am pretty sure it is some bog standard template letter, so no mention of my pictures.  :(

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#40  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

lmao! Very entertaining stuff.