Do Ladies Love Big...

I have the smallest ears ever. People always comment on them. I don't know if that's exactly a good thing though..

"Not these again... Allow me to show you what happened when people started these threads on GameSpot.

If you can't read it, here's what they all say. 

• Oh dear God, the /b/tards are here in our boards
• Originality
• If you don't like boobs that shake...
• Shaved or unshaved?
• It's too long and hard
• Hard on.
• Honestly, this is getting tiring.
• stop with all the fad threads
• Please, stop
• Doesn't it feel good when your some hot girl...

They were all locked. If you clicked them back then, they were threads like yours, with misleading titles. Flim_Guy started it all with one thread like yours, and he has admitted it here on GiantBomb before(actually he's proud of it).

"

"I thought you were going to say penis. Did anyone else think penis? 'Cause i totally thought you were going to say penis. penis."

This was a poorly executed "bait-and-switch".  What would've been a better "bait-and-switch".

It's not about the size of the ears, it's about technique.

"It's not about the size of the ears, it's about technique. "

"ParanoidFreak said:

"It's not about the size of the ears, it's about technique. "

I can wiggle them. If you were a female, would you be turned on right now?"

"ParanoidFreak said:

"It's not about the size of the ears, it's about technique. "

I can wiggle them. If you were a female, would you be turned on right now?"

"Vinchenzo said:

"ParanoidFreak said:

"It's not about the size of the ears, it's about technique. "

I can wiggle them. If you were a female, would you be turned on right now?"

I can wiggle my left ear. My wiggling turns ME on!"

"JackiJinx said:

"Vinchenzo said:

"ParanoidFreak said:

"It's not about the size of the ears, it's about technique. "

I can wiggle them. If you were a female, would you be turned on right now?"

I can wiggle my left ear. My wiggling turns ME on!"

Turns me on too."

No, but they do love big gamerscores, so you're set.