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#51 Posted by HerpDerp (133 posts) -

"What is Giantbomb?" *Points to this thread*

#52 Edited by WMoyer83 (624 posts) -

What is the exchange rate from brad bucks to pesos?

#53 Posted by Aegon (5377 posts) -

This thread...I don't even...

#54 Edited by HerpDerp (133 posts) -

@aegon: I'm sorry you feel this way, need a handjob?

#55 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

@video_game_king said:

@sweep said:

@gkhan said:

@sweep said:

In smiles and handjobs.

Good handjobs?

Sloppy handjobs.

What makes them sloppy? Lack of hygiene or poor technique?

Lack of a firm, sensual grip.

Usually when the handjob giver is too drunk but is trying his or her best anyway so it's a valiant effort nonetheless.

#56 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

Usually when the handjob giver is too drunk but is trying his or her best anyway so it's a valiant effort nonetheless.

You mean a pickle sweep? Those are the best.

#57 Posted by falserelic (5280 posts) -

Man, you mods are something else......

#58 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I have it on good authority that all the mods play corn hole in MB's basement.

#59 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

Man, you mods are something else......

They are the craziest, most lovable bastards you'll ever meet. =-) Maybe later, we'll all get together with them and form a circle jerk. XD

#61 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

@falserelic:

How does that prevent him from getting a handjob?

#62 Posted by Sticky_Pennies (2019 posts) -

I'm really glad this thread exists.

#63 Edited by falserelic (5280 posts) -

@video_game_king said:

@falserelic:

How does that prevent him from getting a handjob?

Well he can kinda get a handjob, but a chick is going to have to put in some work to reach his penis. Even so the handjob would put a serious beating on his nuts, sense there so big. Poor guy would probably end up in lots of pain...

#64 Posted by Sweep (8793 posts) -

@falserelic: Don't be the guy who takes it too far. Don't be that guy. Nobody likes that guy.

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#65 Posted by falserelic (5280 posts) -

@sweep: I'll chill out I was just having some fun. My idiotic trolling got the best of me...

#66 Edited by Brackynews (4039 posts) -

@zombiepie said:

Making love to a pie is always internal.

There's no need to bring the interns into this discussion.

#67 Posted by Demoskinos (14523 posts) -

We go from mourning Ryan Davis topics to handjob talk. Somehow this is entirely too appropriate. Just make sure you capture any and all pictures with a 3DS.

#68 Posted by Fattony12000 (6964 posts) -

#69 Posted by MattyFTM (14328 posts) -

@sweep said:

Just to be clear, because some of you seem confused: handjobs are something that happen externally.

Making love to a hamburger is external. Making love to a pie is always internal.

But who would want to make love to @Pie?

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#70 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

I don't want to be involved in any part of this.

#71 Edited by CitizenKane (10501 posts) -

Wait, why wasn't I ever paid in handjobs?

#72 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@mattyftm said:

@zombiepie said:

@sweep said:

Just to be clear, because some of you seem confused: handjobs are something that happen externally.

Making love to a hamburger is external. Making love to a pie is always internal.

But who would want to make love to @Pie?

I'm thinking that ZombiePie is talking about himself, meaning that Sweep and him are having an affair! Think about it. How would he know that making love to a hamburger is external, and making love to a pie is internal? O_o It's in black and white and in writing bro! I figured out this mystery before Scooby-Doo did! =-P

#73 Posted by Deathstriker (307 posts) -

To answer the OP's question, it depends on the site/company. I don't know what Giantbomb does, but I do know people who are forum mods for a few different video game devs and they make a somewhat nice amount of money plus get to work from home.

#74 Edited by atomic_dumpling (2451 posts) -
@deathstriker said:

To answer the OP's question, it depends on the site/company. I don't know what Giantbomb does, but I do know people who are forum mods for a few different video game devs and they make a somewhat nice amount of money plus get to work from home.

I believe those are community managers which is a somewhat more sleazy job closer to PR.

#75 Posted by Deathstriker (307 posts) -

@deathstriker said:

To answer the OP's question, it depends on the site/company. I don't know what Giantbomb does, but I do know people who are forum mods for a few different video game devs and they make a somewhat nice amount of money plus get to work from home.

I believe those are community managers which is a somewhat more sleazy job closer to PR.

No, they're forum mods. They patrol the boards, delete inappropriate comments, sometimes ban people, deliver consumer feedback to the devs, etc. I don't get how that would be sleazy. Community Managers usually control a company's Twitter, Facebook, and all that other social media crap.

#76 Posted by ISuperGamerI (1880 posts) -

I think only 10% of mods get paid on the internet, not on GB though.

#77 Posted by pyromagnestir (4199 posts) -

Saving this thread for future reference regarding proper handjob technique. I'll need someone to practice on, any volunteers?

#78 Edited by meaninoflife42 (491 posts) -

This thread is more entertaining then The Lone Ranger movie.

#79 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

Saving this thread for future reference regarding proper handjob technique. I'll need someone to practice on, any volunteers?

Sorry, but I don't deal with inexperienced individuals. =-P

#80 Posted by pyromagnestir (4199 posts) -

@tireyo said:

@pyromagnestir said:

Saving this thread for future reference regarding proper handjob technique. I'll need someone to practice on, any volunteers?

Sorry, but I don't deal with inexperienced individuals. =-P

Well then, this is just the classic catch 22...

#81 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

@tireyo said:

@pyromagnestir said:

Saving this thread for future reference regarding proper handjob technique. I'll need someone to practice on, any volunteers?

Sorry, but I don't deal with inexperienced individuals. =-P

Well then, this is just the classic catch 22...

Not quite. We don't have enough high fructose corn syrup.

#82 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@tireyo said:

@pyromagnestir said:

Saving this thread for future reference regarding proper handjob technique. I'll need someone to practice on, any volunteers?

Sorry, but I don't deal with inexperienced individuals. =-P

Well then, this is just the classic catch 22...

Oh how you wish it was! I'm no easy catch, as I have surgical tools to remove internal organs!

#83 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

@tireyo said:

@pyromagnestir said:

Saving this thread for future reference regarding proper handjob technique. I'll need someone to practice on, any volunteers?

Sorry, but I don't deal with inexperienced individuals. =-P

Well then, this is just the classic catch 22...

Not quite. We don't have enough high fructose corn syrup.

We don't have enough riboflavin either.

#84 Edited by pyromagnestir (4199 posts) -

@tireyo: @video_game_king:

I... I don't know what either of you is talking about, and I'm not sure I want to know. It doesn't sound like something in which I wish to be involved.

#85 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@tireyo: @video_game_king:

I... I don't know what either of you is talking about, and I'm not sure I want to know. It doesn't sound like something in which I wish to be involved.

We don't expect humans to understand.

#86 Edited by GaspoweR (2754 posts) -

@sweep said:

@gkhan said:

@sweep said:

In smiles and handjobs.

Good handjobs?

Sloppy handjobs.

Those are the best kind.

Hope you like them....EXTRA SLOPPY.



What am I saying....

#87 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -
#88 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

@tireyo:

No, I think we have enough riboflavin. Urethrae are more absorbent than you give them credit for.

#89 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -
#90 Edited by pyromagnestir (4199 posts) -

@tireyo:

No, I think we have enough riboflavin. Urethrae are more absorbent than you give them credit for.

Seriously this sisterhood of the traveling aliens needs to end here. I'm getting scared.

#91 Edited by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@video_game_king said:

@tireyo:

No, I think we have enough riboflavin. Urethrae are more absorbent than you give them credit for.

@tireyo said:

Seriously this sisterhood of the traveling aliens needs to end here. I'm getting scared.

No need to be scared. I come in piece! I think he does too... maybe.

#92 Edited by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

@tireyo said:

No need to be scared. I come in piece! I think he does too... maybe.

Not really. I come down from time to time to sort out my personal business, but that's about it.

#93 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@tireyo said:

No need to be scared. I come in piece! I think he does too... maybe.

Not really. I come down from time to time to sort out my personal business, but that's about it.

?צי איר טראַכטן דעם מענטש וועט קויפן עס

#94 Edited by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

@tireyo:

それは何ですか?

#95 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -
#96 Posted by pyromagnestir (4199 posts) -
@tireyo said:

No need to be scared. I come in piece! I think he does too... maybe.

I've been doing reconnaissance on the subject known as video_game_king for some time now and I can assure you peace has never been on his agenda. Fortunately supplying him with a steady stream of video games and youtube clips seems to be buying us some time to actualize further neutralization strategems. My higher ups in the Human Association for Intergalactic Relations, Cooperation, and Universal Tranquility , or H.A.I.R.C.U.T., will contact you shortly with more information.

#97 Posted by TruthTellah (8422 posts) -

*how it sometimes feels to be a part of this great community...*

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lujhs2rwG81qdau9mo1_500.gif

#98 Posted by Video_Game_King (35842 posts) -

@pyromagnestir:

Propagandist. You know nothing of my political activities. I played a very important role in the unification of the Kingdoms, a series of peaceful negotiations earlier in the 20th century.

#99 Posted by Nightriff (4866 posts) -

Wonderful thread guys, thanks for the laugh

#100 Posted by pyromagnestir (4199 posts) -

@video_game_king:

The faction I represent recognizes your contributions to Lunar society.

@truthtellah

How I sometimes feel to be part of this great Giantbomb community: