Do some birth announcements annoy you?

You can't have kids without sperm, plus all those years of having some brat whine and moan, trust me, when they say they both give birth to that wonderful unwanted miracle, they mean it. 

how can "Michael and Sarah Green"  birth a baby boy...who they adopted 
 
it should read "Michael and Sarah Green adopted a baby boy named Brian"...where are you reading this crap?

how can "Michael and Sarah Green"  birth a baby boy...who they adopted  it should read "Michael and Sarah Green adopted a baby boy named Brian"...where are you reading this crap?

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they annoy me when it's a young people give birth so early. you know, people that are like 16.

I don't see any reason to assume it's some sort of commendation for the efforts of the husband, surely if you're announcing the birth of a baby it's only relevant to include the names of both parents. Why would you put the child's name and the mother's name, but not put the father's?

how can "Michael and Sarah Green"  birth a baby boy...who they adopted  it should read "Michael and Sarah Green adopted a baby boy named Brian"...where are you reading this crap?  
 
Apparently I wasn't clear. I was saying If it reads that any couple gave birth to a child (when only one member of that pair does actually give birth), then shouldn't it read the same for adoptive couples. They were made up by me to provide an example of what it would say if the same rule applied to parents who adopt, since neither really gave birth... just like the male in an actual birthing pair.

@iam3green said:

they annoy me when it's a young people give birth so early. you know, people that are like 16.

NASCAR needs more fans, too.

You can't have kids without sperm, plus all those years of having some brat whine and moan, trust me, when they say they both give birth to that wonderful unwanted miracle, they mean it. 

I really hate that mindset people have of just because the guy doesn't birth the child he doesn't have as much importance or right to the child as the woman does. The baby is as much a part of him as it is the lady. So what if he doesn't give birth to it? He is the one working his ass off to make sure the child has a home to live in, can grow up in safe home and will have all the best material advantages in life that the father is able to afford.

@danimal_furry I'd be more annoyed they named their fucking kid Ryder

I love this topic!

I really hate that mindset people have of just because the guy doesn't birth the child he doesn't have as much importance or right to the child as the woman does. The baby is as much a part of him as it is the lady. So what if he doesn't give birth to it? He is the one working his ass off to make sure the child has a home to live in, can grow up in safe home and will have all the best material advantages in life that the father is able to afford.

You need bigger problems, man. For serious.

@iam3green said:

they annoy me when it's a young people give birth so early. you know, people that are like 16.

NASCAR needs more fans, too.

I love this topic!