Do you believe in SATAN?

He's Saddam's boyfriend, of course he exist. He's a little emotional though especially after Saddam's death. 

in high school.

If Satan punishes wrong doers, doesn't that make him a good guy?

The Devil doesn't wear Prada I'm clearly in a fucking white tee.

I would discuss my beliefs, but I know it would just be torn apart by a bunch of dipshits on the forums. In turn, I'll just say "yes" and move on.

@Karkarov said:

Uh I will answer this like I answer all these BS driven attempts at poking fun at someones views.

I don't know. But when I die and find out I promise to do my best to give you the inside scoop.

I don't know is the only answer. Although I think a smart person can still lean one way or the other, his answer should always be, I don't know. Any other answer is going to be by some one who thinks they know everything about the world.

@MooseyMcMan said:

@AngelN7 said:

That guy from Dragon Ball Z ? he's a cartoon ...I mean an anime guy.

You mean HERCULE?

Dude was awesome. Cool hair, cool stache, huge penis and chest hair.

Yes. John Vignocchi exists.

All logic says NO!, so therefore I answered NO!

@jakob187 said:

I would discuss my beliefs, but I know it would just be torn apart by a bunch of dipshits on the forums. In turn, I'll just say "yes" and move on.

@Castermhief117 said:

If Satan punishes wrong doers, doesn't that make him a good guy?

Not if you go by the idea that Satan tries to trick people into doing wrong so he can punish them, but I will agree that Satan seems like a necessary evil in theology.

If I had to worship one made up god, it would probably be Satan; he seems like the most logical of all the deities.

@Jams said:

I don't know is the only answer. Although I think a smart person can still lean one way or the other, his answer should always be, I don't know. Any other answer is going to be by some one who thinks they know everything about the world.

When there is no evidence for something there is no reason to believe that thing exists. Bertrand Russel's famous example is if someone believed that there is a teapot in outer space that is too small to be seen by telescope. You have no reason to believe that there is a teapot in space. The logical conclusion isn't to think that's it's possible because there is no way to disprove it, but to not believe there is a tea pot because there is no evidence to proveit.

if Satan doesn't exist, then how do we know he's big and red and has pointy horns?

atheism fail

@Rainbowkisses said:

@Jams said:

I don't know is the only answer. Although I think a smart person can still lean one way or the other, his answer should always be, I don't know. Any other answer is going to be by some one who thinks they know everything about the world.

When there is no evidence for something there is no reason to believe that thing exists. Bertrand Russel's famous example is if someone believed that there is a teapot in outer space that is too small to be seen by telescope. You have no reason to believe that there is a teapot in space. The logical conclusion isn't to think that's it's possible because there is no way to disprove it, but to not believe there is a tea pot because there is no evidence to proveit.

But if some one asked me if there was a teapot in space, I'd tell them that I don't know. I never heard of anyone putting a teapot in space, nor did I put it there myself. So in the end whether I believe the person or not, I just don't know. I can give the person the benefit of the doubt or I can just not believe he's telling the truth. But once he asked the question I cannot answer yes or no.

He throws the most wonderful fondue parties.

I believe he exists, but don't believe in him. I also believe that hell is as much a punishment for him as anyone else. I'm not sure that he's actually doing any torturing himself.

@Jams said:

@Rainbowkisses said:

@Jams said:

I don't know is the only answer. Although I think a smart person can still lean one way or the other, his answer should always be, I don't know. Any other answer is going to be by some one who thinks they know everything about the world.

When there is no evidence for something there is no reason to believe that thing exists. Bertrand Russel's famous example is if someone believed that there is a teapot in outer space that is too small to be seen by telescope. You have no reason to believe that there is a teapot in space. The logical conclusion isn't to think that's it's possible because there is no way to disprove it, but to not believe there is a tea pot because there is no evidence to proveit.

But if some one asked me if there was a teapot in space, I'd tell them that I don't know. I never heard of anyone putting a teapot in space, nor did I put it there myself. So in the end whether I believe the person or not, I just don't know. I can give the person the benefit of the doubt or I can just not believe he's telling the truth. But once he asked the question I cannot answer yes or no.

But then it is up to the person who claims that there is a teapot in space to provide evidence of said teapot. They can't provide the evidence, therefore there is no reason for you to believe in the teapot. Whether or not you can actively disprove it is beyond the point. You didn't start the conversation, after all.

@Castermhief117 said:

If Satan punishes wrong doers, doesn't that make him a good guy?

Not if you go by the idea that Satan tries to trick people into doing wrong so he can punish them, but I will agree that Satan seems like a necessary evil in theology.

I fell really deep down the wikipedia hole and found a lot of really special sites about Satanism once and I basically learned that the world would be fucking awesome if Satan was real.
 
Needless to say I cannot control the weather with my dick, so I am forced to conclude Satan does not exist.

@Castermhief117 said:

@Rainbowkisses said:

@Castermhief117 said:

If Satan punishes wrong doers, doesn't that make him a good guy?

Not if you go by the idea that Satan tries to trick people into doing wrong so he can punish them, but I will agree that Satan seems like a necessary evil in theology.

Does he trick people? Or does he tempt people? Temptation can be a means to test one's character.

You make a good point. That's the problem with modern theology. I don't see how God testing you is any different than Satan tempting you.

@LordXavierBritish said:

Needless to say I cannot control the weather with my dick...

Are you SURE about that?

@mtcantor: Everybody knows you can only contol the remote with your dick!!

No Satan, no God. No hell below us; above us only sky.

@Zaccheus said:

No Satan, no God. No hell below us; above us only sky.

Imagine all the people, living for today.......

@ManU_Fan10ne said:

@Zaccheus said:

No Satan, no God. No hell below us; above us only sky.

Imagine all the people, living for today.......

You're a dreamer.

Writing SATAN in caps made me laugh. Good going bro.

If you believe in all powerful good you must believe there is an all powerful evil, can't have one without the other. For the record I don't believe in either.

Nope. Never have and never will. Same thing goes with any higher deity.

satan follows me on twitter

When I read the title, the first thing I thought of was this:

Nope. But I believe in seitan:

You can put spaces in your username now? Damn...

You can put spaces in your username now? Damn...

Where's the "none of the above" option?

Why did you put this in poll form? None of those answers is what I believe...

Why did you put this in poll form? None of those answers is what I believe...

I once stayed the night at my cousin's house and he has a window in the ceiling so you can see the sky. I was just watching the clouds while lying in bed before falling asleep and I shit you not, the clouds made a perfect image of Satan's face, horns and everything. So no, he doesn't exist, but clouds are able to come into formations that might make you think you saw his face.

Have you seen Gary Busey, he's proof.

off course i do, it is a beautiful fabric!!!.

Nope. I believe in God but not Satan.

Of course I do, the Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks was a great feature of 90's computing.

Just move a couple letters around and you have Santa.

Of course not.

This guys theology is spot on.

Mythology is great, but I don't believe in Satan any more than I believe in Hades. Great stories though.

@mscupcakes said:

No, I don't believe anything without evidence.

Lol never heard of the bible?

D. Because I'm not an asshole.

@Apparatus_Unearth said:

Nope. I believe in God but not Satan.

I hope you're trolling.