I can also climb 100+ ft. buildings without getting tired, run stretches of 5+ miles without exhaustion, use a katana to slice people, can shoot from a moving vehicle, use my right elbow to knock people down.
Considering I live in a country with barely any guns, I doubt it. I think the only "weapon" I have in my house is a kitchen-knife. Although, I live near my brother who's like ex-special forces, so if he survived I could probably tag up with him :P
I had fantasized about that when I was younger, and I think I would manage. Still the chance of something like that happening are close to none luckly, so there is not much use aout thinking about something like that, appart from the thrills and ocasional cold sweat from such thoughts.
i'm 100% confident in my ability to take out zombies from a distance. if/when they're close, i'll use either my machete, glock 40, walther pk380, or aluminum baseball bat.
here's a honeydew melon after i shot it with my del-ton AR-15 from an approximate distance of 100 yards. imagine if that had been a zombie's head. all it took was a single round to do that.
Well, as long as I could get down to Florida, I think I would be good.
My dad has kinda gone off the deep end lately and has stocked up on guns and has food in airtight containers to last years. This is an anti-Obama/when the economy collapses and military comes for my guns scenario.... but I think Camp Conservative would work for a zombie attack too.
Oh, and he has a boat gassed up and ready to launch.
Hmmm, yeah, I wot, I think I'm physically alright, fast and good stamina, not particularly strong, though. Full on survival I just wouldn't know how long I'd last til I was out there...I have a meet point for friends if any event does happen, (nerdy, silly...I know.) and I like to think I'd keep a cool head...
I probably wouldn't notice until like 2-3 weeks of everybody being infected. But I do sleep with a knife... so yes I feel prepared! Not to mention i'm a former olympian runner... they can't catch me!
Oh also... I have a sailing license, so I would just get on a boat and sail away till the end of my days. Will be fishing for food... not sure how I would filtrate water though, I believe some sail boats have auto filtration systems... I would probably want a really hot girl to come with me though!
Yep, being Montanan, you kinda have to learn how to shoot as a right of passage here. Also the fact that I am tough as hell and am able to use an axe to split a piece of wood easily, I believe a skull would be easier to go through.
Montanans are a very tight knit community and could easily sustain itself under distress very easily. Also our winters are cold as fuck so we have been trained to deal with that as well.
People who say they lack survival skills make me laugh. Got a knife? Got an axe? Got a kitchen knife? Then you can kill a zombie in one hit, if you can't then you must be one slow lazy week duder.
Edit: I am serious, if you can't take down a zombie then get to Montana and camp out a bit during winter. You will know how to survive anything after that.
Pffff Montana? The only reason it's cold there is because of the wind from Canada. That's like standing in front of an open freezer and saying it's cold when a breeze blows some of the cold air on you.
No, and neither are most of the people who think they are. If i were to consider myself ready, I'd need a huge amount of cash and a year of everyday exercise.
What good would cash do in an actual zombie apocalypse? Do you think people will still give a shit about paper money? Actually commodities would become king in this scenario.
Yep, being Montanan, you kinda have to learn how to shoot as a right of passage here. Also the fact that I am tough as hell and am able to use an axe to split a piece of wood easily, I believe a skull would be easier to go through.
Montanans are a very tight knit community and could easily sustain itself under distress very easily. Also our winters are cold as fuck so we have been trained to deal with that as well.
People who say they lack survival skills make me laugh. Got a knife? Got an axe? Got a kitchen knife? Then you can kill a zombie in one hit, if you can't then you must be one slow lazy week duder.
Edit: I am serious, if you can't take down a zombie then get to Montana and camp out a bit during winter. You will know how to survive anything after that.
Pffff Montana? The only reason it's cold there is because of the wind from Canada. That's like standing in front of an open freezer and saying it's cold when a breeze blows some of the cold air on you.
-40 winters are common enough for a good amount of the winter and spring. Snow gets to about 3 to 5 feet tall on average and we STILL drive around.
All the while we have these running around the state.
except they look way smaller in picture than real life.
We can handle any kind of apocalypse possible really. Except nuclear war of course... and that is pretty damn obvious why.
I'd fake my own death so the zombies thought I was one of them, then hook up with some trashy looking zombie scrubber and kick her into touch when she started to stink bad.
Well, I'm an Eagle Scout, so I figure that I know a little about making my own without a roof over my head. Also, all the users who think guns are going to save their lives, just watch Walking Dead and see what that gets you.
Well if we are going by the show, then we manage to survive? Basically everyone with a weapon survives the last episode.
I know how to load and fire rifles, shotguns, and handguns because I come from a family of hunters so that part wouldn't be difficult. Getting shelter wouldn't be hard. Finding food and water would probably be the most challenging thing.
Yep, being Montanan, you kinda have to learn how to shoot as a right of passage here. Also the fact that I am tough as hell and am able to use an axe to split a piece of wood easily, I believe a skull would be easier to go through.
Montanans are a very tight knit community and could easily sustain itself under distress very easily. Also our winters are cold as fuck so we have been trained to deal with that as well.
People who say they lack survival skills make me laugh. Got a knife? Got an axe? Got a kitchen knife? Then you can kill a zombie in one hit, if you can't then you must be one slow lazy week duder.
Edit: I am serious, if you can't take down a zombie then get to Montana and camp out a bit during winter. You will know how to survive anything after that.
Pffff Montana? The only reason it's cold there is because of the wind from Canada. That's like standing in front of an open freezer and saying it's cold when a breeze blows some of the cold air on you.
-40 winters are common enough for a good amount of the winter and spring. Snow gets to about 3 to 5 feet tall on average and we STILL drive around.
All the while we have these running around the state.
except they look way smaller in picture than real life.
We can handle any kind of apocalypse possible really. Except nuclear war of course... and that is pretty damn obvious why.
You southerners amuse me. Come to Canada if you want to survive the zombie apocalypse, we can just keep luring them North until we hit the permafrost, then go home because all the zombies are frozen forever.
No, and neither are most of the people who think they are. If i were to consider myself ready, I'd need a huge amount of cash and a year of everyday exercise.
What good would cash do in an actual zombie apocalypse? Do you think people will still give a shit about paper money? Actually commodities would become king in this scenario.
I meant cash for before the apocalypse, guns,ammo, general equipment. All those things cost money.
I can handle a rifle and know some first aid, still I don't would survive for very long it all boils down to equipment and the people around you. I think I would be killed by a human rather than a zombie with all the looting that will happen, as it always does during outbreaks.
Everyone knows that all you have to do is board up your windows and doors... unfortunately when you make that desperate attempt to leave and fill your truck up at the pump by the barn you will shoot the the pump hose and blow up the truck only to find the key to the pump later in the basement, don't worry though you will have a good laugh.
The zombie apocalypse is a lot like having a child, the more prepared you think you are, the more stunned you're going to be when you realize you have no idea what you're doing. I once asked a poll online of how long people thought they'd survive in the zombie apocalypse, and by far the number one answer was the "I'd totally survive the zombie apocalypse" choice, and as soon as I saw that I went "Welp, now I know who the first people to get eaten would be."
Playing zombie games have prepared me for fighting make believe characters about as well as Final Fantasy has taught me how to use magic or Madden has taught me how to play football at the same skill level as an NFL player.
I might have a slight advantage over some because I know how to use a gun and a bow. I would also probably do what is necessary when dealing with bites that lead to infection. If you are bitten, do not come near meyou selfish bastards
I know how to survive but I have asthma so I can't run a lot. Unless I have a car and a place I can stay forever, I'm fucked.
@awesomeusername: Fuuuuuck I forgot I had asthma, I've kind of grown out of it, like I don't need an inhaler no where near as much as I did when I was a kid. But it would become a problem overtime if I couldn't find a refill for the inhaler. GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!
I'm the same. I used to get asthma a lot as a kid but not anymore. I get asthma if I run a lot though.
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