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#1 Posted by AcidBrandon18 (1074 posts) -

So Easter has come and gone and there is a plethora of sausages in the fridge. I was curious on what you guys put on your sausages. I either take mine dry or with ketchup.

#2 Posted by Marcsman (3371 posts) -


#3 Posted by johnbakosh (116 posts) -

Spicy mayonnaise! You can also just add hot sauce to regular mayonnaise and mix it together to create a custom spicy dip.

#4 Posted by Clonedzero (4206 posts) -

completely depends on the sausage and how i'm eating it.

Am i putting it in a roll? Am i eating it plain? Am i making pasta sauce with it? And i slicing it up and making a sandwich? Am eating it with anything else? Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner?

Come on man I need more details.

Also, thats not even mentioning the fact there are tons of different types of sausage. is it italian sausage? Swedish sausage? German? Polish?

Are we talking about pork sausages or beef sausages?

There needs to be more information. Sausages are complex dude.

#5 Posted by hippocrit (286 posts) -

Peppers and onions!!!

I also thought dirty when I read the forum title, so there's that answer too...

#6 Posted by JasonR86 (10000 posts) -


Y'all feeling me?

#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

I don't eat sassages.

#8 Posted by ripelivejam (5816 posts) -

who wouldnt like a hot bangah in da mouf?

#9 Posted by KyleBsure (93 posts) -

top hat and monocle

#10 Posted by BluPotato (556 posts) -

Mustard and sauerkraut.

#11 Posted by NMC2008 (1248 posts) -

Hot Links - only mustard

Hot Dogs/Hot Beef Links w/Chili - Onion, Cheese, Mustard(sometimes)

Hot Dogs/Beef Links wo/Chili - only mustard

#12 Posted by SingingMenstrual (335 posts) -

@jasonr86 said:


Y'all feeling me?

I will not feel your sausage, no.

#13 Posted by johnbakosh (116 posts) -
#14 Posted by MindBullet (201 posts) -

Mustard. All you ever need on a sausage, really.

Ketchup is pretty much the worst :(

#15 Posted by ShaggE (7080 posts) -

The spiciest of mustard.

#16 Edited by spraynardtatum (4038 posts) -

whatever I can get my sausage loving paws on. I'm not a picky sausage eater. As long as I'm eating sausage I'm happy.

#17 Posted by 71Ranchero (3121 posts) -

What kind of fucking animal puts ketchup on a sausage. Thats some "kids table at the picnic" shit.

#18 Posted by Splodge (2282 posts) -

I eat sausages with other stuff. Or I cook em up a bit, dice em, then simmer them in a mixture of balasamic vinegar and red wine until the fluids have reduced. Then I mix the syrupy goo with some beef stock, tomato passata, chopped tomatoes + herbs. Serve with pasta. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#19 Posted by isomeri (1718 posts) -

A nice mustard. Maybe some onions or chutney etc.

#20 Posted by Nightriff (6156 posts) -

Mustard, Green Peppers and Onions in a nice hotdog bun is the only way to go.

#21 Edited by Daveyo520 (7328 posts) -

For breakfast sausage I put maple syrup, and for something like a Bratwurst I put on some nice fancy mustard. Like the kind that is pretty much all seeds.

#22 Posted by Wicked_Wumpus (199 posts) -

Latex ;)

#23 Posted by sirkibble23 (158 posts) -

For breakfast sausage I put maple syrup, and for something like a Bratwurst I put on some nice fancy mustard. Like the kind that is pretty much all seeds.

I'm with the breakfast sausage. Syrup all the way.

Every other sausage I eat plain unless it's in food.

#24 Posted by AlexW00d (6702 posts) -

What kind of sausage we talking? Cumberland, bratwurst, chorizo? Too vague a question bro.

#25 Edited by Bumpton (478 posts) -

@blupotato said:

Mustard and sauerkraut.

This man knows what's up!

#26 Posted by JackSukeru (6077 posts) -

I'm just here for the dick jokes.

#27 Edited by bybeach (5142 posts) -

Don't like sausage by itself much anymore. I do like to mix it in when I make hamburgers, tacos, omelets, spaghetti etc. The few breakfast links I eat are plain WITHOUT syrup. (yechhh) No more hot dogs etc. in my life, either. Even New York (Italian) sausage sandwiches w/onions peppers and mushrooms sauteed in olive oil has sadly gotten old.

#28 Posted by notdavid (858 posts) -

I'm not falling for this one.

#29 Posted by wemibelec90 (2083 posts) -

I don't like sausage, especially by itself. I'm more a fan of hot dogs--the non-beef kind, even.

#30 Posted by MB (13908 posts) -

Is this a real question? I have never heard of sausage being a traditional Easter meal in the US.

#31 Posted by DoctorTran (1584 posts) -

Mayo, relish, mustard, and ketchup.

#32 Posted by Corevi (6794 posts) -

Maple syrup for breakfast sausages and Montreal Steak Spice for any other

#33 Edited by crusader8463 (14744 posts) -

Honey or yellow mustard. Never liked anything else. Breakfast sausages I never put anything on em. Just pick em up and munch on em.

#34 Posted by SongWriter1987 (153 posts) -

Nutella, whipped cream, chocolate sauce..... what are we talking about again?

#35 Edited by ToTheNines (979 posts) -

I am 5 years old...

#36 Posted by Jay_Ray (1194 posts) -

Are we talking about a nice thick italian sausage or a crappy breakfast thing some people call sausage?

#37 Posted by falserelic (5721 posts) -

1. I might cover it in ham or bacon, maybe some other meats.

2. Add mustard or ketchup, maybe both...just maybe

3. Get to smashing (Not in a sexual way of course...well maybe)

#38 Posted by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

Mustard or sour cream depending on the flavour profile of the sausageses. Like a spicy sausage with a lot of oomph to it does not need mustard and generally suffers from its inclusion. The sour cream is just my scandi heritage to which i am genetically obligated to enjoy.

#39 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1879 posts) -

Fluids and lube.

#40 Posted by LiquidPrince (16471 posts) -

What is the correlation between Easter and Sausages?

#41 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1879 posts) -

@liquidprince: Easter originated from a pagan holiday so you know someone's getting the "sausage" during or after that ritual.

#42 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2274 posts) -
#43 Posted by Hunter5024 (6289 posts) -

It's better with nothing on it.

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