" @creamypies said:Wow thats HOT!" @mikeeegeee said:Yes, my friend. A whore with a gaping vagina. "" Girlfriends do suck. At least at the age of 20. So I don't have one. But I do have someone I ... "see." "A prostitute? "
" @mikeeegeee said:It is. Whenever I walk in the humidity is goddamn unbearable." @creamypies said:Wow thats HOT! "" @mikeeegeee said:Yes, my friend. A whore with a gaping vagina. "" Girlfriends do suck. At least at the age of 20. So I don't have one. But I do have someone I ... "see." "A prostitute? "
" @Jayge said:With death threats, lol." @ValkyrieGoddess said:I'm not telling.... I don't want him to get spammed. "" I'm Happily Married and my Husband is also a Giant Bomb user. "Orly? Didn't know that. Which one? "
" @Fr0Br0 said:If you like the whole part where you trick yourself into thinking you two are soulmates, then sure, you could benefit from that. If you like that kind of shit." Nope. And I'm damn glad about it. GFs suck (No pun... okay pun) "Aha they ain't all that bad :P "
But as for the sex thing, I don't see the reason in having a girlfriend right now if that's going to be my biggest pro. I can just call up some other girls I have flirted with at any time and have a good time with them. There is no need to spend all my money on them and best of all, I don't have to deal with bullshit drama. But when I did have a girlfriend, they were more work than fun. And I want to have fun right now.
Pride and joy of my life. I met my current, first and only girlfriend when I was 5 years old. After eleven years of being best friends, we started dating. Five years later, still going strong.
This is as close to the movie and storybook romance as it gets, and I hope it lasts forever.
/end very un-guy like aww we're so in love post