Do you shave your pubes? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Just wondering

#2 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

whackmypinata said:

"Just wondering"

Why?

#3 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I'm not answering that...

#4 Posted by Ultimate_pwr_rngr (774 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Yes.

#5 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

WhySoSerious said:

"whackmypinata said:
"Just wondering"
Why?"

Whacking the pinata has been tough lately.

#6 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

whackmypinata said:

"WhySoSerious said:
"whackmypinata said:
"Just wondering"
Why?"
Whacking the pinata has been tough lately."

rofl.

#7 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

yes

#8 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

whackmypinata said:

"Whacking the pinata has been tough lately."

i lol'd

#9 Posted by Carmel_Chewy (323 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

It was only a matter of time before this question was asked. >_>

#10 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I have before, and it really gets itchy after.

#11 Posted by AlexB (1023 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

sure do

#12 Posted by DrVanNostren (154 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

No sir, it's a jungle down there.

#13 Posted by microwavedapple (160 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

No, but they could do with a light trim though.

#14 Posted by samcotts (2256 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

In fear that people who have answered yes, are actually in fact joking, I refuse to answer for now :D

#15 Posted by Boyling (185 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Non-shaved pubes are great for your sex life! Nothing turns girls and boys on more than a mouthful of hair :P

#16 Posted by Sentry (4197 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Every birthday do a complete shave.... but trimming is every now and then.

Wtf...

#17 Posted by Blu_Magic (2021 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nope and that's a very strange question to ask.

#18 Posted by Pibo47 (3165 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Ummm........yeah....but what the fuck type of question is that?

#19 Posted by DoctorTran (1462 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Sure do.

#20 Posted by Lind_L_Taylor (3882 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Yes. Daily. It's the tough life of being a porn star...

#21 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Balls and bottom of shaft only.

Trim the area up above dick, don't shave it. No joke.

This may very well be the creepiest post I've ever made you dumb motherfuckers, but BiffMcBlumpkin does what he needs to do. So, fuck all of you.

#22 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Tried it once it kinda hurt, having a future girlfriend do it for me :D

#23 Posted by Boyling (185 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Solid_SnakeXx said:

"Tried it once it kinda hurt, having a future girlfriend do it for me :D"

She'll wipe your ass for you, too?

#24 Posted by TheGTAvaccine (2883 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Trim em. And I lol'ed at Biff's post.

#25 Posted by Hell_Dude (47 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nop, not shaving. Cutting them, so there wouldn't be a jungle there. Good question, though.

#26 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Trim, not shave. This thread is awesome.

#27 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (331 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I Trim........I can't believe I'm posting this

#28 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Solid_SnakeXx said:

"Tried it once it kinda hurt, having a future girlfriend do it for me :D"

I don't consider shaving your nuts creepy.

Shaving all of your pubes is creepy unless you've got a vag.

But this shit, this shit you're planning on. That's the creepiest shit of all.

#29 Posted by breton (1426 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

No, I find that quite emasculating. Maybe a trim, but I haven't done that either.

#30 Posted by Clean (2355 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Welcome to the Jungle WE got Fun and GAMES

#31 Posted by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

What the fuck? What kind of a question is that?

Of course I do!!

#32 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I love this thread already

#33 Posted by Mats (128 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I don't have any

#34 Edited by twenty0ne (3070 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

You got to manscape every once in awhile...

#35 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I'm more interested in finding out which members here shave someone else's pubes.

#36 Posted by semicolon1twlev2 (894 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Absurd said:

"I have before, and it really gets itchy after."

Not really. Didn't for me. If it does for anyone, the itch eventually goes away.

Yes, I do. =D

#37 Posted by twenty0ne (3070 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

dreDREb13 said:

"Absurd said:
"I have before, and it really gets itchy after."
Not really. Didn't for me. If it does for anyone, the itch eventually goes away.

Yes, I do. =D"

Are you kidding me? It gets hella itchy.

#38 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

twenty0ne said:

"dreDREb13 said:
"Absurd said:
"I have before, and it really gets itchy after."
Not really. Didn't for me. If it does for anyone, the itch eventually goes away.

Yes, I do. =D"
Are you kidding me? It gets hella itchy."

Extremely.

#39 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

The itch does go away you nutjobs. Just have to get used to it, takes a couple of time to, then it's smooth sailing (no pun intended.)

#40 Posted by twenty0ne (3070 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"The itch does go away you nutjobs. Just have to get used to it, takes a couple of time to, then it's smooth sailing (no pun intended.)"

Well yah it goes away. But until then, it's not very comfortable.

#41 Edited by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Funny story:

I was with my (at the time) girlfriend and I was trying to get my hands in her...you get the picture.

As I was creeping down there I realized that I felt a lot of fur, she pulled my hand away and didn't want me to go forward with it. I suspect that might have been way. >.>

Or she could have just been afraid. Either way though, I went home that night very disappointed.

#42 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

twenty0ne said:

"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"The itch does go away you nutjobs. Just have to get used to it, takes a couple of time to, then it's smooth sailing (no pun intended.)"
Well yah it goes away. But until then, it's not very comfortable."

I meant it doesn't happen everytime, only the first few times - then it never happens again once everything gets used to the routine. That's how it went down for BiffMcBlumpkin at least.

I'm leaving this thread forever. I've creeped myself out on levels I didn't even consider before coming into this thread.

I'm a creepy motherfucker now. Shame on all of you.

#43 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"twenty0ne said:
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:
"The itch does go away you nutjobs. Just have to get used to it, takes a couple of time to, then it's smooth sailing (no pun intended.)"
Well yah it goes away. But until then, it's not very comfortable."
I meant it doesn't happen everytime, only the first few times - then it never happens again once everything gets used to the routine. That's how it went down for BiffMcBlumpkin at least.

I'm leaving this thread forever. I've creeped myself out on levels I didn't even consider before coming into this thread.

I'm a creepy motherfucker know. Shame on all of you."

I'm enjoying this.

#44 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BiggerBomb said:

"Funny story:

I was with my (at the time) girlfriend and I was trying to get my hands in her...you get the picture.

As I was creeping down there I realized that I felt a lot of fur, she pulled my hand away and didn't want me to go forward with it. I suspect that might have been way. >.>

Or she could have just been afraid. Either way though, I went home that night very disappointed."

Maybe she didn't want you to know she was smuggling chipmunks across the border for enormous profits.

#45 Posted by mr_tickles (184 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Maybe she stopped you because you were trying to fist her?

Just a thought....

#46 Edited by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

mr_tickles said:

"Maybe she stopped you because you were trying to fist her?

Just a thought...."

No.

BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"BiggerBomb said:
"Funny story:

I was with my (at the time) girlfriend and I was trying to get my hands in her...you get the picture.

As I was creeping down there I realized that I felt a lot of fur, she pulled my hand away and didn't want me to go forward with it. I suspect that might have been way. >.>

Or she could have just been afraid. Either way though, I went home that night very disappointed."

Maybe she didn't want you to know she was smuggling chipmunks across the border for enormous profits."

BiffMcBlumpkin makes me giggle.

#47 Posted by Relys (984 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

How would I go about.. Arranging this delicate operation?

#48 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

BiffMcBlumpkin said:

"BiggerBomb said:
"Funny story:

I was with my (at the time) girlfriend and I was trying to get my hands in her...you get the picture.

As I was creeping down there I realized that I felt a lot of fur, she pulled my hand away and didn't want me to go forward with it. I suspect that might have been way. >.>

Or she could have just been afraid. Either way though, I went home that night very disappointed."

Maybe she didn't want you to know she was smuggling chipmunks across the border for enormous profits."

Holy fucking lol

#49 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Jump in the shower and wash the whole area first. Then go about it with a regular razor, like a Mach 3, and regular shave cream. Electrics are for pussies. Be fucking careful, one wrong move is fucking disaster. After you're done it's back into the shower to wash up again to make sure none of the folicles get infected or funky and everything is clean. Anything for the ladies, sacrifices such as this have to be made.

This is seriously the creepiest fucking thing ever. God everything is creepy.

#50 Posted by DualReaver (3882 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Yuppers.