" Absolutely not. I talk to my dog like it's a dog.... because it is. "
you bark at it?
thats even weirder dude. thats like a conversation neither of you can understand.
me, i'm a grown man that reverts to baby talk to cats. no apologies.
*My cat walks in meowing*
"You alrite, mate?"
*Looks at mouse on the floor lying perfectaly still in fear*
*Goes to walk over to the mouse to put it in a bush somewhere*
*Cat quickly picks it up and I hear a crunch sound*
"Good cat ^_________^"
That's as far as any dialogue gets.
" yes i do. i say like who is a happy cat? who's a happy cat? skattle is a happy cat. i call my other cat blacky. i yell blacky a lot of times. "Who's playin' a video game? iam3green is playin' a videogame. Play good now, you play good. That's a good iam3green.
No, beating them up is more effective (then they're actually quiet and that's what I want them to be after a hard days work) and even way more satisfying (as in stress-relieving). It's a good thing I do not have a wife/girlfriend and/or children.