Do you think alien poo is a different colour then hours?

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#2  Edited By crusader8463

I was just thinking about the chemical biology that goes into our bodies making poo, and got to think about what aliens would be like. They would have a completely different biological make up of their body then ours, let alone what they ingest for food. So it being a different colour is logical right? If they even need to poo at all. Maybe they evolved past the point of needing it and just have bodies that are perfect machines of digestion and efficiently turning food into fuel for their bodies.

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#3  Edited By Akyho

I dont know Hours are not a very physical thing.

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#4  Edited By crusader8463

@Akyho: God fucking dam it! I always miss super obvious typos in my titles! Fuck nuggets!

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#5  Edited By Klei

Bird shit is white and rabbit shit can be green. Alien poo can be pink for all I care.

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#6  Edited By nightriff

People shit can be almost any color. Babies shit green, thus they are aliens? Also does it matter?

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#7  Edited By Deathmachine117

After a hefty night of drinking my shit is like a rainbow does this make me an alien ?

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#8  Edited By Vodun

My stomach is real prone to upsets at the slightest hint of stress so I shit all the colours of the rainbow. Take me to your leader, I come in peace.

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#9  Edited By crusader8463

@Nightriff said:

People shit can be almost any color. Babies shit green, thus they are aliens? Also does it matter?

I meant colours outside of the range that are considered acceptable by humans. And yes this does matter. Xenopoopology is going to become the greatest science in the universe someday.

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Maybe aliens don't poop at all.

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#11  Edited By superfriend

then hours.

Who can say how an alien body would work? Maybe they are some sort of gas based being, or they just don´t need to eat/drink at all, since they feed on... I don´t know.. love? In any case, I hope alien poop is like some really freaky color that nobody has ever seen. And that aliens somehow do everything backwards. And that they´re better at spelling than humans.

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#12  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

Perhaps aliens don't even need to eat.

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#13  Edited By BonOrbitz

Why did you spell "ours" as "hours"? Proofread, son.

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#14  Edited By Danteveli

What is the color of hours?

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#15  Edited By crusader8463

@bonorbitz said:

Why did you spell "ours" as "hours"? Proofread, son.

I did proofread mom. Just not well.

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#17  Edited By AngelN7

Aliens do not need to poo, and we can't see them or smell them only hear them... oh but right alien forms cannot exist in world X because we couldn't find any sing of primitive unicellular organisms and the conditions (oxigen and stuff only life forms on earth need!) of this planet do not allow the developement of any life forms , because if there were to be another life forms it would have to be like just like the ones we know right!? other life forms could exist but we wouldn't know because we don't know how other life forms other than ours can exist! / end rant.

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#18  Edited By Yummylee

Where do you think Skittles come from.

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#20  Edited By zero_

Ours. Hours. Holy shit.

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#21  Edited By 49th

I had a green poo once.

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#22  Edited By Th3_James

How many hours?

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#23  Edited By BonOrbitz

@crusader8463 said:

@bonorbitz said:

Why did you spell "ours" as "hours"? Proofread, son.

I did proofread mom. Just not well.

Okay, I'll let it go this time. Now finish your homework and get washed up for dinner.

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#24  Edited By Roger_Klotz

Depends on their diet and the composition of their digestive tract. If the aliens contain a liver that is physiologically similar to ours that produces bile, and breaks down red blood cells (if the aliens are aerobic organisms) into bilirubin, than theoretically they could have a similar color feces to ours. Bile and bilirubin are the main compounds that make are poo brown.

Edit: but I would rather their poop be strawberry soft serve yogurt, with reeces' pieces and sprinkles. :D

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#25  Edited By AlexW00d

then hours

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#26  Edited By crusader8463

@bonorbitz said:

@crusader8463 said:

@bonorbitz said:

Why did you spell "ours" as "hours"? Proofread, son.

I did proofread mom. Just not well.

Okay, I'll let it go this time. Now finish your homework and get washed up for dinner.

STOP SMOTHERING ME MOM! I'M NOT A KID! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I WANT TO GO LIVE WITH DAD!

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Translucent poop?

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#28  Edited By BeachThunder

Are...are you drunk?

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#29  Edited By Video_Game_King

How the bloody hell would I know?

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#30  Edited By smitty86

hours

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#31  Edited By GalacticPunt

Time has a color? One of us is tripping balls. That's some synesthesia shit right there.

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@Video_Game_King said:

How the bloody hell would I know?

So I'm not the only one who thought these exact words when I read the question.....

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#33  Edited By kindgineer

I guess?

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#34  Edited By ajamafalous

Then 
Hours

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#35  Edited By byrjun

Hahahahahahahaha!

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#36  Edited By McGhee

asking the tough questions

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#37  Edited By UncleClassy
@AngelN7 You know there are reasons for the improbability of life being hugely different on other planets than our own.
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#38  Edited By monkeyking1969

@dudeglove said:

...but how does it smell?

With some sort of nose.

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#39  Edited By Phatmac

lol hours lol

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#40  Edited By Slag

depends on what aliens eat

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#41  Edited By Toxin066

These grammar nazis are preventing this thread from answering a question that could save the human race when they come for us.

I'm gonna go with a very strong "no", because they almost definitely have different anatomy/physiology and diets. However, I'm fairly certain that they're shit stinks.

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#42  Edited By FreakAche

What colour is an hour?

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#43  Edited By BraveToaster

I try not to think of feces.

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#44  Edited By Milkman

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

HOURS

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#45  Edited By s10129107

BIRDS poop a different color. FISH poop a different color. Aliens could shit diamonds for all we know. What kind of question is this??!

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#46  Edited By PeasantAbuse

I can confirm that alien poop is typically a light blue color.

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#47  Edited By JasonR86

Where's the option for, "Get that 'U' out of COLOR!"

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#48  Edited By cookiemonster

Units of time can defecate?

The More You Know.

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#49  Edited By saethir

Came in to make a color of the hour joke. It would seem I am not alone.

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#50  Edited By AngelN7

@UncleClassy said:

@AngelN7 You know there are reasons for the improbability of life being hugely different on other planets than our own.

It's improbable yes but not impossible , because we compare organic life to those we know but who's to say there isn't some form of life that is beyond our current comprehension of genetics? , just like physics theory works for us and helps us understand what we know of space and matter when it could be something different if we are presented with another point and logic to the way our universe works, an alien life form may not need eyes or ears or even eat to survive, again we are bounded by the knowledge of our current comprehension.