I haven't had complaints, and when I wake up in the morning, I'm basically a farting machine. So I assume I hold everything in until morning.
Same here. I am locked and loaded as soon as my eyes open.
I once woke my brother up by squatting down over his face and lettin 'er rip. He was crying for a while.
This was the first thing I thought of.
Beyond my will this makes me uncomfortable, I feel like shitting pissing and farting are things that shouldn't be so openly joked about, they're just private, it's weird seeing these two men heartily laugh about a girlfriend farting in her sleep. I mean I love South Park and it's full of clever/funny toilet humor, I like it, but I don't feel comfortable when two or more real life people go there. I'd never fart in front of anyone even a close friend, and I bet I won't do it or joke about it with my future girlfriend, if I ever get any.
Do I have an intimacy problem? Am I lame?
I've had experience with ridicule as a child, that taught me to be uptight as well as be generic in order to blend in as a background cutout and not be subject to ridicule, because that's the only way I know how to achieve respect from others. It is a mystery to me how people loosen up and act silly, yet simultaneously be respected and revered by their peers and co-workers. I wish I could figure it out.
I don't care about respect, I respect myself and am confident in myself, but people don't treat you well or listen to you if you're not respected.
There's a difference between respect and being openly respectful. You sound like someone you couldn't have banter or really relax with and that means very little respect from people that will enrich your life. Fart, get drunk, make and idiot of yourself but make someone enjoy it by enjoying it yourself or you'll go to your grave already 40 years dead.