• 112 results
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#1 Edited by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -

So I was driving my car to a doctor's appointment today and as I was on the highway this hook made of pure metal and  the size of my hand fell off a truck it went through the windshield and would have killed me in an instant if it hadn't hit the steering wheel and ricocheted and hit the roof and landed in my lap I would say the thing was going about 65 mph. Then when I got to the building and out of the car there was construction around the area and as I made my way to the front door of the building this steel beam fell two inches before my feet which freaked the crap out of me and the construction workers apologized so as I got into the office and signed in the doctor called me into his office, he washed his hands(got water on the floor) and left for a minute, I went to pick up a magazine and accidentally slipped on the water and fell backwards onto his desk that had a hug needle on it that could have pierced through my heart. So I'm a little bug eyed today..

Avatar image for dualreaver
#2 Posted by DualReaver (3792 posts) -

I am not going to lie, I loled.

Avatar image for galvanizednails
#3 Posted by GalvanizedNails (621 posts) -
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#4 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
GalvanizedNails said:
"

lol thats really creepy. maybe you need to move to another city?

"
I doubt it's that..But it's still really weird considering I had just about three near-death experiences in one day..
Avatar image for major
#5 Posted by Major (474 posts) -

Were you in one of the Final Destination movies by any chance?

Avatar image for cooldrmoney
#6 Posted by CoolDrMoney (2018 posts) -

Have you recently been with a group of teens who were bound to end up dying in a horrible accident if it weren't for the heroics of one person stepping in and stopping the event from happening? Because it sounds like you're currently living in the next Final Destination

Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#7 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Major said:
"Were you in one of the Final Destination movies by any chance?"
Well I'm sure what I experienced could have made one hell of a scene..
Avatar image for bulldog19892
#8 Posted by Bulldog19892 (1835 posts) -

God is pretty wrathful. Exerted any gayness lately? Gluttony? Maybe did one of the thousands of other things that tick him off?

Avatar image for cooldrmoney
#9 Posted by CoolDrMoney (2018 posts) -
Major said:
"Were you in one of the Final Destination movies by any chance?"
Damn it, you beat me to the punch
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#10 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Bulldog19892 said:
"God is pretty wrathful. Exerted any gayness lately? Gluttony? Maybe did one of the thousands of other things that tick him off?"
I like to consider myself pretty moral by many standards so I highly doubt that.
Avatar image for biggerbomb
#11 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -
DualReaver said:
"I am not going to lie, I loled."
Avatar image for dalai
#12 Posted by Dalai (7864 posts) -

Let's see... 3 separate near-death experiences in a short period of time?  I think God wants you alive... or maybe you are God.

Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#13 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Dalai said:
"Let's see... 3 separate near-death experiences in a short period of time?  I think God wants you alive... or maybe you are God."
But why the hell does he have to scare me like that? God's screwing with me and I don't like it! I might as well run outside during a thunderstorm and scream "take me now!"..
Avatar image for brukaoru
#14 Posted by brukaoru (5134 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"GalvanizedNails said:
"

lol thats really creepy. maybe you need to move to another city?

"
I doubt it's that..But it's still really weird considering I had just about three near-death experiences in one day.."
Wow.. That is really, really, crazy. But I think if God wanted you dead, you wouldn't be talking to us right now. Thankfully you survived!
Avatar image for biggerbomb
#15 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -
Dalai said:
"Let's see... 3 separate near-death experiences in a short period of time?  I think God wants you alive... or maybe you are God."

See that is the optimist approach.

Still you should stay away from anything sharp, electrical outlets, sources of heat, wet surfaces, and objects in general. Line your house with bubble wrap, you're going to need it. D:
Avatar image for xruntime
#16 Posted by xruntime (1980 posts) -
BiggerBomb said:
"DualReaver said:
"I am not going to lie, I loled."
"
Avatar image for vlademir
#17 Posted by Vlademir (1083 posts) -

Wholy shit. I recommend laying in bed with your blankets over your head for about a week.

Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#18 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
BiggerBomb said:
"Dalai said:
"Let's see... 3 separate near-death experiences in a short period of time?  I think God wants you alive... or maybe you are God."

See that is the optimist approach.

Still you should stay away from anything sharp, electrical outlets, sources of heat, wet surfaces, and objects in general. Line your house with bubble wrap, you're going to need it. D:"
I guess I'm going to have to live like some italian family..
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#19 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Vlademir said:
"Wholy shit. I recommend laying in bed with your blankets over your head for about a week."
I've had about 8 near death experiences my whole life and I'm only 17..
Avatar image for kush
#20 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -

I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true.

Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#21 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Kush said:
"I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true."
Honestly I thought I was in some bad dream and I couldn't wake up..Although a really bad dream would involve a hotel room with a horny rosie o' donnell..
Avatar image for absurd
#22 Posted by Absurd (2932 posts) -

I don't think I've ever come that close to dying

Avatar image for biggerbomb
#23 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true."
Honestly I thought I was in some bad dream and I couldn't wake up..Although a really bad dream would involve a hotel room with a horny rosie o' donnell.."

Haha
Avatar image for clean
#24 Posted by Clean (2433 posts) -
Major said:
"Were you in one of the Final Destination movies by any chance?"
thats exactly what I thought of
Avatar image for whysoserious
#25 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -

Eh, this happens a lot to everyone everyday.  I wouldn't say it happens 3 times in a row to the same person, but near death experiences happen a lot.  Ask anyone, I'm sure someone can remember at least one time where they could have potentially died.  I for instance almost got hit by a car, I've fallen down stairs and could have snapped my neck, etc.  I think you just got a case of bad luck.

Avatar image for biggerbomb
#26 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"Eh, this happens a lot to everyone everyday.  I wouldn't say it happens 3 times in a row to the same person, but near death experiences happen a lot.  Ask anyone, I'm sure someone can remember at least one time where they could have potentially died.  I for instance almost got hit by a car, I've fallen down stairs and could have snapped my neck, etc.  I think you just got a case of bad luck."

But in one day? This guy needs a guardian angel.
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#27 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"Eh, this happens a lot to everyone everyday.  I wouldn't say it happens 3 times in a row to the same person, but near death experiences happen a lot.  Ask anyone, I'm sure someone can remember at least one time where they could have potentially died.  I for instance almost got hit by a car, I've fallen down stairs and could have snapped my neck, etc.  I think you just got a case of bad luck."
Stop being so optimistic..my life sucks and you know it.
Avatar image for shadowskill11
#28 Posted by ShadowSkill11 (1879 posts) -

Of course not TC. God, Satan, angels, and demons are all just fairy tales.

Avatar image for whysoserious
#29 Edited by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -
BiggerBomb said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"Eh, this happens a lot to everyone everyday.  I wouldn't say it happens 3 times in a row to the same person, but near death experiences happen a lot.  Ask anyone, I'm sure someone can remember at least one time where they could have potentially died.  I for instance almost got hit by a car, I've fallen down stairs and could have snapped my neck, etc.  I think you just got a case of bad luck."

But in one day? This guy needs a guardian angel."
Yeah, I said it was pretty unlucky for him to have all that happen in one day.  The only thing that I find literally life threatening is the fact that the hook went through the windshield, the other stuff, especially the needle, isn't that big of a deal in my opinion.  There's plenty of thing's that could pierce through your heart, but never do.  The needle part just doesn't make sense, I've NEVER seen a needle on a doctor's desk, and if I did see one, I have serious doubts it'd be pointing straight up, waiting for someone to fall on it.

The steel beam doesn't make sense either.  It dropped 2 inches right in front of you, how big was this steel beam?
Avatar image for sentry
#30 Posted by Sentry (4198 posts) -

LMAO, im sorry I just cannot believe this! So is your car windshield broken now?

I'm sorry if its true. O_O'

Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#31 Edited by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"BiggerBomb said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"Eh, this happens a lot to everyone everyday.  I wouldn't say it happens 3 times in a row to the same person, but near death experiences happen a lot.  Ask anyone, I'm sure someone can remember at least one time where they could have potentially died.  I for instance almost got hit by a car, I've fallen down stairs and could have snapped my neck, etc.  I think you just got a case of bad luck."

But in one day? This guy needs a guardian angel."
Yeah, I said it was pretty unlucky for him to have all that happen in one day.  The only thing that I find literally life threatening is the fact that the hook went through the windshield, the other stuff, especially the needle, isn't that big of a deal in my opinion.  There's plenty of thing's that could pierce through your heart, but never do.  The needle part just doesn't make sense, I've NEVER seen a needle on a doctor's desk, and if I did see one, I have serious doubts it'd be pointing straight up, waiting for someone to fall on it."
I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell two inches from my feet is a big deal.
Avatar image for kush
#32 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true."
Honestly I thought I was in some bad dream and I couldn't wake up..Although a really bad dream would involve a hotel room with a horny rosie o' donnell.."
We don't need to bring up ol' Rosie again lol
Avatar image for whysoserious
#33 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#34 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide.
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#35 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Kush said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true."
Honestly I thought I was in some bad dream and I couldn't wake up..Although a really bad dream would involve a hotel room with a horny rosie o' donnell.."
We don't need to bring up ol' Rosie again lol"
i'm sorry, she's just so scary..
Avatar image for andrewgaspar
#36 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2559 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"I would say the thing was going about 65 mph. "
If you were on the interstate, that's probably exactly how fast it was going.
Avatar image for whysoserious
#37 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you.
Avatar image for kush
#38 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true."
Honestly I thought I was in some bad dream and I couldn't wake up..Although a really bad dream would involve a hotel room with a horny rosie o' donnell.."
We don't need to bring up ol' Rosie again lol"
i'm sorry, she's just so scary.."
Just add a little Oprah and you get the Apocalypse!
Avatar image for kush
#39 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you."
I must agree that I still don't believe him :P and I am so so so Serious!
Avatar image for whysoserious
#40 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -
Kush said:
I must agree that I still don't believe him :P and I am so so so Serious!"
Being too serious will give you high blood pressure.
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#41 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you."
Well that's what it looked like to me..Sorry I'm not good with demensions..What do you honestly want? pics?
Avatar image for biggerbomb
#42 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -
Kush said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you."
I must agree that I still don't believe him :P and I am so so so Serious!"

>.>
Avatar image for brukaoru
#43 Posted by brukaoru (5134 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"Well that's what it looked like to me..Sorry I'm not good with demensions..What do you honestly want? pics?"
You could do stick figure illustrations. :)
Avatar image for whysoserious
#44 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you."
Well that's what it looked like to me..Sorry I'm not good with demensions..What do you honestly want? pics?"
I'm just saying your story just doesn't add up.
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#45 Posted by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
Kush said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"Kush said:
"I am not going to lie...that sounds like too much to be true."
Honestly I thought I was in some bad dream and I couldn't wake up..Although a really bad dream would involve a hotel room with a horny rosie o' donnell.."
We don't need to bring up ol' Rosie again lol"
i'm sorry, she's just so scary.."
Just add a little Oprah and you get the Apocalypse!"

Please I can only handle enough scaryness at one time.

Kush said:

WhySoSerious said:

"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
 I'm sure the doctor didn't expect someone would fall on it considering it was on a desk but I wish I was making this up but unfortunately not..and I think a steel beam that fell 2 inches from my feet is a big deal."
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you."
"I must agree that I still don't believe him :P and I am so so so Serious!"

How dare you Kush!?! I thought we were brothers from other mothers :(
Avatar image for kush
#46 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"Kush said:
I must agree that I still don't believe him :P and I am so so so Serious!"
Being too serious will give you high blood pressure."
Not to mention heartburn and gas.
Avatar image for whysoserious
#47 Posted by WhySoSerious (646 posts) -
Kush said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"Kush said:
I must agree that I still don't believe him :P and I am so so so Serious!"
Being too serious will give you high blood pressure."
Not to mention heartburn and gas."
Yeah!  I'm just trying to send a message to people not to be so serious!
Avatar image for dr_nefarious
#48 Edited by dr_nefarious (1762 posts) -
WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
"dr_nefarious said:
"WhySoSerious said:
Bleh guess I didn't edit in time.  How big was the steel beam?"
It looked like it was 12 feet long 5 feet wide."
So you were walking up to a doctor's office and this 5 foot wide steel beam fell from a crane, since it's pretty obvious that men can't hike that thing up without having about 30+ guys help them and just happened to land 2 "inches" in front of you.  I'm seriously finding myself hard pressed to believe you."
Well that's what it looked like to me..Sorry I'm not good with demensions..What do you honestly want? pics?"
I'm just saying your story just doesn't add up."
How so? elaborate please.
Avatar image for kush
#49 Posted by Kush (9089 posts) -
dr_nefarious said:
"How dare you Kush!?! I thought we were brothers from other mothers :("
...well sometimes shit can be too elaborate!
Avatar image for biggerbomb
#50 Posted by BiggerBomb (7012 posts) -

WhySoSerious is very convincing. :O