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#51 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@thedj93
@Bocam said:

The only things I ever found in the woods were used condoms and a dead guy.

at the same time?!?!?!?!
Fuck me dead, bro!
#52 Posted by Jimbo (9774 posts) -

It's reasonably private, and you can wipe yourself off on a squirrel when you're done. What's not to like?

#53 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2377 posts) -

Teenagers would hang out and leave porn mags in the woods near me. That explained everything.

#54 Posted by GeoAbraxas (9 posts) -

Thinking back the first actual porno mag I ever seen was in the woods too...

#55 Posted by gamefreak9 (2344 posts) -

My experience had another type of wood.

#56 Posted by Musou (380 posts) -

Well, you gotta have some wood to have some porn, if you know what I mean...

On-topic now: The first time I saw porno was one of those magic moments when one kid gets his hands on some and then shows everyone else, no idea where he got it though.

#57 Posted by Vinny_Says (5687 posts) -
@Quipido: I still remember my first porno mag in the woods by the train tracks behind my apartment block.
#58 Posted by Ben99 (1135 posts) -

the first porn I saw was on cards stashed in the closet 

#59 Posted by MatPaget (1113 posts) -

There are woods right near my old school and we found TONS of porn magazines, AND escort magazines in them.

#60 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I had first seen porn underneath my older brother's bed. And yes, there was porn rags in the woods. How it got there? No one knows.

#61 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

I wouldn't know.

#62 Posted by Redbullet685 (6025 posts) -

Its like there's a Tooth Fairy for leaving porno mags in the woods.

#63 Posted by Bucketdeth (8004 posts) -

Haha, man I think this happens to almost every kid who lives around a wooded area. Me and a friend found some magazine's in the woods behind his house, it was like finding a treasure chest.

#64 Posted by project343 (2812 posts) -
@TotalEklypse said:
Furry porn does.
I could be wrong, but I think you just won the thread.
#65 Posted by TooWalrus (13137 posts) -

So... I was at my cousin's place up north, and they had just bought a piece of property (in the woods) that had a small shack on it. We were burning out all the crap that was in there, including hundreds of porn mags from the 70s or 80s (I'm guessing, because of all the... hair.) This was right around the time Mario 64 was coming out, so I must have been 6 or 7.

#66 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

I can remember walking on the sidewalk with some of my friends when we were kids and we found a bunch of polaroids that a guy had taken of his own dick. It was more than a little disturbing.

#67 Posted by NakAttack (1289 posts) -

fuck, I found my first mag in the woods by my house too.

#68 Posted by Red12b (9077 posts) -
@Abyssfull said:
Bears get lonely too.
ahaha
#69 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

No, but porn makes my wood grow.

#70 Posted by Red12b (9077 posts) -
@VinceNotVance said:
Nah, but wood certainly grows when I'm watching porn! 
 
AMIRITE?
 
BOOM! 
@CitizenKane
said:

My brother, his best friend and I found my dad's old Playbody stash. One of them from the 80s featured our school's 10th grade English teacher. The weirdest part of it was that she was hot in the photo. @__@

Score?
#71 Posted by Soapy86 (2620 posts) -

My friends and I found porn in the woods once as well. Several dirty, ragged magazines were inside an unsealed baggie in a hollow tree. 

#72 Posted by Red12b (9077 posts) -
@Axxol said:
No, but porn makes my wood grow.
about three pages too late mate
#73 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
@Red12b said:
@Axxol said:
No, but porn makes my wood grow.
about three pages too late mate
Damn. 
#74 Posted by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -

I have absolutely seen vaginas in tree bark.

#75 Posted by ShaggE (6335 posts) -

I travel the globe dumping porn in forests... any relation, I wonder?

#76 Posted by Slaker117 (4835 posts) -

Ok, it seems like everyone has found porn in the woods, so with this being such a common occurrence, it only stands to reason that there are a lot of people leaving porn in the woods, right? So how many of you have done that?

#77 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

  Playbear, the #1 most sold pornographic magazine for bears.
#78 Posted by MrKlorox (11206 posts) -

Just stuff like this.

#79 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6386 posts) -

As a person who got interested in pornography around the time the internet is like it is now, I really can't answer whether or not that is strange. Come to think of it, I've never seen inside a pornographic magazine before, let alone even hold one.

#80 Posted by John1912 (1830 posts) -
@tfsteefs said:
I think that is a very much a 'growing up with out the internet' experience
#81 Posted by Devilb0y (131 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:

Sometimes people masturbate in the woods.

@Abyssfull said:
Bears get lonely too.
 
I lol'd.
 
P.S. Found mine in the woods too.
#82 Posted by dudeglove (7688 posts) -

The rest of you are a bunch of sexual deviants.

#83 Edited by shiptoncraig (149 posts) -

We found one up a tree in the local park also...

#84 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -
@shiptoncraig said:
We found one up a tree in the local park also...
Sorry, I placed it there.
#85 Posted by supermike6 (3540 posts) -

"And here we see the common porn mag in its natural habitat..."

#86 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -
@supermike6:   
#87 Posted by Dizzy45 (3 posts) -
#88 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -
@Dizzy45: Aw FUCK YEAH!!!
#89 Edited by ChristianConservativeVinny (95 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

You have NO idea how wrong you are. Bear porn is very much a thing, and it's fucking sexy as shit, and I'm being dead fucking serious. Look it up on Google and report back to me :D
Edit: Oh wow, I've been beaten. Just the fact that I've been beaten should tell you that I'm being honest. Seriously, Google it and report back.
#90 Posted by Video_Game_King (36027 posts) -
@ChristianConservativeVinny
 
As long as we're being serious, I'm fully aware that the term "bear" also refers to a big, hairy gay guy. Mind showing me some porn of actual bears, and not just hairy gay guys?
#91 Posted by JammyJesus (770 posts) -

Yeah, it's a staple of woods in the UK. I just like to (and when I say like I totally mean hate myself) think that you might find some old man having a wank up a tree.

#92 Posted by Somnus (81 posts) -

Porn in the woods!? Umm, Im gonna go...pick mushrooms. Be right back!

#93 Posted by captain_clayman (3319 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:
Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.
you'd be surprised.
#94 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

First time I saw porn was a heavily water-damaged 80s porn mag in the woods. No joke. It's wayyy common but I never understood why people are taking porno deep into the damn woods in the first place. Who does that.
 
Life before the internet was so amazing.

#95 Edited by Choi (536 posts) -
@TotalEklypse said:

Furry porn does.

I laughed hard! Thank you!
#96 Edited by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

ive never heard of this before...  and i live right beside a forest

#97 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -
@Video_Game_King said:
Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.
Furries, man.
#98 Posted by Seppli (10251 posts) -

Me and my classmates found a hardcore german porn magazine behind our pre-school. We were like 7 years old. Some fucking perv that must have been. And it was fucking nasty. Like pee porn. And yes, it was waterdamaged.
 
Tinfoil hat time everybody! It's a conspiracy!

#99 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

I only find scary homeless people in my woods.  :(
#100 Posted by Dross (296 posts) -

When I was a kid me and my friends found a lighter that someone had taped porn pics onto in the woods by our houses. So there's that.