Does porn grow in the woods?

@Bocam said:

The only things I ever found in the woods were used condoms and a dead guy.

at the same time?!?!?!?!

It's reasonably private, and you can wipe yourself off on a squirrel when you're done. What's not to like?

Teenagers would hang out and leave porn mags in the woods near me. That explained everything.

Thinking back the first actual porno mag I ever seen was in the woods too...

My experience had another type of wood.

Well, you gotta have some wood to have some porn, if you know what I mean...

On-topic now: The first time I saw porno was one of those magic moments when one kid gets his hands on some and then shows everyone else, no idea where he got it though.

the first porn I saw was on cards stashed in the closet 

There are woods right near my old school and we found TONS of porn magazines, AND escort magazines in them.

I had first seen porn underneath my older brother's bed. And yes, there was porn rags in the woods. How it got there? No one knows.

I wouldn't know.

Its like there's a Tooth Fairy for leaving porno mags in the woods.

Haha, man I think this happens to almost every kid who lives around a wooded area. Me and a friend found some magazine's in the woods behind his house, it was like finding a treasure chest.

Furry porn does.

So... I was at my cousin's place up north, and they had just bought a piece of property (in the woods) that had a small shack on it. We were burning out all the crap that was in there, including hundreds of porn mags from the 70s or 80s (I'm guessing, because of all the... hair.) This was right around the time Mario 64 was coming out, so I must have been 6 or 7.

I can remember walking on the sidewalk with some of my friends when we were kids and we found a bunch of polaroids that a guy had taken of his own dick. It was more than a little disturbing.

fuck, I found my first mag in the woods by my house too.

Bears get lonely too.

No, but porn makes my wood grow.

Nah, but wood certainly grows when I'm watching porn! 
 
AMIRITE?

My brother, his best friend and I found my dad's old Playbody stash. One of them from the 80s featured our school's 10th grade English teacher. The weirdest part of it was that she was hot in the photo. @__@

My friends and I found porn in the woods once as well. Several dirty, ragged magazines were inside an unsealed baggie in a hollow tree. 

No, but porn makes my wood grow.

@Axxol said:

No, but porn makes my wood grow.

about three pages too late mate

I have absolutely seen vaginas in tree bark.

I travel the globe dumping porn in forests... any relation, I wonder?

Ok, it seems like everyone has found porn in the woods, so with this being such a common occurrence, it only stands to reason that there are a lot of people leaving porn in the woods, right? So how many of you have done that?

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

Gallery

Just stuff like this.

I think that is a very much a 'growing up with out the internet' experience

Sometimes people masturbate in the woods.

Bears get lonely too.

We found one up a tree in the local park also...

We found one up a tree in the local park also...

"And here we see the common porn mag in its natural habitat..."

Ladies and Gentlemen, 

http://www.porninthewoods.net/

Yeah, it's a staple of woods in the UK. I just like to (and when I say like I totally mean hate myself) think that you might find some old man having a wank up a tree.

Porn in the woods!? Umm, Im gonna go...pick mushrooms. Be right back!

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

First time I saw porn was a heavily water-damaged 80s porn mag in the woods. No joke. It's wayyy common but I never understood why people are taking porno deep into the damn woods in the first place. Who does that.
 
Life before the internet was so amazing.

Furry porn does.

ive never heard of this before...  and i live right beside a forest

Bears like masturbation as much as humans. Of course, nobody wants to fuck a bear, so that's why you don't see any bear porn magazines.

Me and my classmates found a hardcore german porn magazine behind our pre-school. We were like 7 years old. Some fucking perv that must have been. And it was fucking nasty. Like pee porn. And yes, it was waterdamaged.
 
Tinfoil hat time everybody! It's a conspiracy!

When I was a kid me and my friends found a lighter that someone had taped porn pics onto in the woods by our houses. So there's that.