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#1 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
#2 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -

If you don't pick Pineapple then you are a horrible person.

#3 Posted by Kurtdyoung (1300 posts) -

Pomegranates because on the outside I am odd, but on the inside is a million crazy little things that are hard to digest. 

#4 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@kurtdyoung: that sounds pretty awesome. Can I slice you in half and dig out your insides?
#5 Posted by phrosnite (3518 posts) -

Actually I don't have a favourite fruit...

#6 Posted by Kurtdyoung (1300 posts) -
@Getz said:
" @kurtdyoung: that sounds pretty awesome. Can I slice you in half and dig out your insides? "
Sure, but I'm not ripe yet. 
#7 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@phrosnite said:
" Actually I don't have a favourite fruit... "
*gasp*
#8 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I'm a banana fan. I can deep throat those mother fuckers.

#9 Posted by Mikemcn (6955 posts) -

Blueberries aren't on there. So forget this poll, Blueberries deserve more than being chalked down to Other. 

#10 Edited by ProfessorEss (7281 posts) -
@Claude said:

" I'm a banana fan. I can deep throat those mother fuckers. "

Yeah, well you should see what I can do with a pineapple!
#11 Posted by AjayRaz (12418 posts) -

probably oranges. they're so juicy and tasty x-x 

#12 Posted by alternate (2682 posts) -

The enzymes in pineapples will fuck up your fingerprints.  I can only guess what that does to your guts.  I choose melons 'cause if you cut a hole in the side you can ....

#13 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -
#14 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

Apples <3

#15 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

I <3 Fruit.

#16 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@Mikemcn said:
" Blueberries aren't on there. So forget this poll, Blueberries deserve more than being chalked down to Other.  "
I ran out of pseudo-clever things to write before I got to the berries, my apologies. Besides, the only people that like blueberries are male strippers and invalids.
#17 Posted by l4wd0g (1910 posts) -

avocado because it's delicious and it looks like a pussy. 

#18 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@alternate said:
" The enzymes in pineapples will fuck up your fingerprints.  I can only guess what that does to your guts.  I choose melons 'cause if you cut a hole in the side you can .... "
If pineapples weren't meant to be eaten, then why did our monkey god make them so delicious? QED, mofo.
#19 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@l4wd0g said:
" avocado because it's delicious and it looks like a pussy.  "
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you've never actually seen a pussy.
#20 Posted by crusader8463 (14412 posts) -
#21 Posted by SomeJerk (3143 posts) -

Richard Simmons.

#22 Edited by Getz (2989 posts) -
@crusader8463 said:

" We already decided that Oranges are the best fruit. "

I went on your poll and voted apples just to spite you, and to my complete lack of surprise apples are winning. Because oranges are for losers.
#23 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

Pineapple is delicious.

#24 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@Napalm: you really do agree with me on everything!
#25 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@somejerk said:
" Richard Simmons. "
Billy Blanks. Are we naming our favorite exercise enthusiasts?
#26 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

Kiwis all the way.

#27 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -

Out of this list, oranges. In general, watermelon.

#28 Posted by Seedofpower (3925 posts) -

Pineapple juice is sooooooooooo good.

#29 Posted by Redbullet685 (6025 posts) -

Oranges.

#30 Posted by JackSukeru (5903 posts) -

I like banana and kiwis,


other than that I'm not so fruity.
#31 Posted by crusader8463 (14412 posts) -
@Getz said:
" @crusader8463 said:

" We already decided that Oranges are the best fruit. "

I went on your poll and voted apples just to spite you, and to my complete lack of surprise apples are winning. Because oranges are for losers. "
Everyone that voted apples was automatically disqualified from the vote on grounds of insanity, and were then banned from the site by a mod friend that I have. So oranges are the winner by default.
#32 Posted by Enigma777 (6057 posts) -

What if you're allergic to pineapple?

Personally I like apricots the best.

#33 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@RockmanBionics said:
" I like banana and kiwis,

other than that I'm not so fruity.
"
you're not fooling anyone
#34 Posted by Jolt92 (1542 posts) -

I'm a bananaman myself.

#35 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -
@kurtdyoung said:
" Pomegranates because on the outside I am odd, but on the inside is a million crazy little things that are hard to digest.  "
Pomegranates because on the outside I'm hard, but on the inside there's a million things that are delicious... wait, what?
#36 Posted by GoofyGoober (937 posts) -

Mango.

#37 Posted by l4wd0g (1910 posts) -
@Getz said:
" @l4wd0g said:
" avocado because it's delicious and it looks like a pussy.  "
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you've never actually seen a pussy. "
I have seen many in my day. If you want I can draw you a picture to show you.
#38 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@Enigma777: being allergic to pineapple is right up there with cancer on the list of things that ruin a life.
#39 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -
@l4wd0g said:
" @Getz said:
" @l4wd0g said:
" avocado because it's delicious and it looks like a pussy.  "
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you've never actually seen a pussy. "
I have seen many in my day. If you want I can draw you a picture to show you. "
I want.
#40 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5108 posts) -

White Grapes.

#41 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@ProfessorEss said:
" @Claude said:

" I'm a banana fan. I can deep throat those mother fuckers. "

Yeah, well you should see what I can do with a pineapple! "
You should see what I can do with two apples.  It's homoerotic.
#42 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

kanji is my type of guy, we both love our du....watermelons!

#43 Posted by mnzy (2911 posts) -

Melons. Come on.

#44 Posted by Enigma777 (6057 posts) -
@Getz
@Enigma777: being allergic to pineapple is right up there with cancer on the list of things that ruin a life.
:(

I used to be able to eat them just fine when I was a kid, but now every time I get so much as a hint of them in my mouth, my tongue swells up like a tomato and then it starts bleeding profusely. Same for kiwis...
#45 Posted by l4wd0g (1910 posts) -
@luce said:
" @l4wd0g said:
" @Getz said:
" @l4wd0g said:
" avocado because it's delicious and it looks like a pussy.  "
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you've never actually seen a pussy. "
I have seen many in my day. If you want I can draw you a picture to show you. "
I want. "
#46 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@l4wd0g said:
" @luce said:
" @l4wd0g said:
" @Getz said:
" @l4wd0g said:
" avocado because it's delicious and it looks like a pussy.  "
I'm just gonna go ahead and assume you've never actually seen a pussy. "
I have seen many in my day. If you want I can draw you a picture to show you. "
I want. "
"
The little man in the boat is up top, not in the middle sir.
#47 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@Enigma777 said:
" @Getz
@Enigma777: being allergic to pineapple is right up there with cancer on the list of things that ruin a life.
:( I used to be able to eat them just fine when I was a kid, but now every time I get so much as a hint of them in my mouth, my tongue swells up like a tomato and then it starts bleeding profusely. Same for kiwis... "
whoa, that's fucked. How about lemons or other citrus-y things?
#48 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Limes

#49 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

pineapples bitchessss!!  i will fight anyone that disagrees with my opinion!!!!

#50 Posted by Getz (2989 posts) -
@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG: That's my motherfuckin' dawg!