The enzymes in pineapples will fuck up your fingerprints. I can only guess what that does to your guts. I choose melons 'cause if you cut a hole in the side you can ....
" Blueberries aren't on there. So forget this poll, Blueberries deserve more than being chalked down to Other. "
I ran out of pseudo-clever things to write before I got to the berries, my apologies. Besides, the only people that like blueberries are male strippers and invalids.
" The enzymes in pineapples will fuck up your fingerprints. I can only guess what that does to your guts. I choose melons 'cause if you cut a hole in the side you can .... "
If pineapples weren't meant to be eaten, then why did our monkey god make them so delicious? QED, mofo.
I went on your poll and voted apples just to spite you, and to my complete lack of surprise apples are winning. Because oranges are for losers. "
Everyone that voted apples was automatically disqualified from the vote on grounds of insanity, and were then banned from the site by a mod friend that I have. So oranges are the winner by default.
@Enigma777: being allergic to pineapple is right up there with cancer on the list of things that ruin a life.
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I used to be able to eat them just fine when I was a kid, but now every time I get so much as a hint of them in my mouth, my tongue swells up like a tomato and then it starts bleeding profusely. Same for kiwis...
@Enigma777: being allergic to pineapple is right up there with cancer on the list of things that ruin a life.
:( I used to be able to eat them just fine when I was a kid, but now every time I get so much as a hint of them in my mouth, my tongue swells up like a tomato and then it starts bleeding profusely. Same for kiwis... "
whoa, that's fucked. How about lemons or other citrus-y things?
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