Doritos® Locos Tacos AT Taco BELL.

So upon the revelation that Taco Bell would be expanding the Waffle Taco Empire business to their other establishments i made it my life objective to go and see what all the fuss was about. Was sidetracked and forgot about it, BUT!!!!! August the 29th I remembered AND Hurried to my local TACO BELL. I rushed the counter and asked, NO I Demanded A WAFFLE Taco. I felt a PIERCE through my heart when the local shop keep told me they were not available yet. I was crushed almost shed a tear, until i looked up and SAW the other delicacies TACO BELL had to offer, i told him. GIVE me a Doritos® Locos Tacos.

I Documented My Experience...........

2/5

OVERALL

DID NOT LOOK LIKE ANYTHING THE ADS SHOWED

TASTED LIKE TACO BELL

I haven't ate at Taco Bell since...college...and this reminds me why. I bet it tastes fine but I'm not entirely sure corn is that shade of...yellow?

Do you really like Call of Duty?

Last time I went to Taco Bell a couple weeks ago, there was what tasted like bleach in my food. I'm not going back to Taco Bell.

I like that you're not fucking around and eating that shit right on the keyboard!!

That reminds me: Keyboards are one of the most filthy and disgusting things in your house. Eating a meal there is one of the big reasons why.

I had one of these tacos (I was really drunk) and to me it tasted like an even saltier (which I didnt know was possible) Taco bell taco

Thanks for reminding me to clean my keyboard.

Dude yeah. It's just a Taco Bell taco that tastes slightly more salty.

The Beefy Crunch Burrito that has the Fritos in it should be a permanent menu item. Not these so-so Dorito tacos.

FalseRelic has arrive to say I'm not surprise, but as long as it was clean you can't get mad. It's nowhere near as sad as eating bean soup with cold water.

No ... no nono no no!!!!!!!! That is not a taco and taco bell should apologize to all Mexicans for such abominations to mankind!!!!!!

I go for the Baja Mountain Dew

I feel like I've been eating these for a year.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been a year.

I feel like I've been eating these for a year.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's been a year.

Now what would be meta as fuck is if they started selling Doritos tacos using Doritos Locos Taco Flavored Dorito shells.

That doesn't even look like it's worth 2 pedigrees. Looks like shit on a plate to me.

@alwaysbebombing said:

I got it cause it lights up Mountain Dew Green.

More insane capitalization, I see.

Despite being a hardcore fan of authentic Mexican food, I do love some Taco Bell. That said, Doritos tacos are the worst. They hardly taste like Doritos at all (probably a blessing), and "powder" is the last texture I would want on a taco, right below "shards of glass".

Really glad I decided to check in with Giant Bomb, as I do before all crazy food decisions. I was moments away from investing in a 12 pack of these damn things. I think I'll just go to the authentic local place instead.

Well to be fair, their picture is of a taco supreme and it looks like you got the normal taco.

I found that the shells weren't very powdery when they first arrived, but after a couple of months they changed to be more like an actual Doritos. I also found the fiery ones to not be very spicy.

Doritos tacos are one of those dumb guilty pleasures I like every now and then (much like taco bell itself).

Though the other day I did find myself buying a bag of Doritos and a couple 2 liters of Mountain Dew and then had an "Oh shit, I'm part of the problem" moment lol.

i cant stand american taco bell. the meat tastes like paste. its not amazing here but its good when you want garbage....which i often do

Who keeps bumping these threads!

We don't even have a Toco Bell here so I've never known what I'm missing. I'm sure it's garbage but is it the good kind of garbage?

It's the bad kind of garbage, but it's so bad that it wraps around and becomes good again.