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#52 Edited by ProfessorEss (7253 posts) -

@thesoutherndandy said:

Showr Beer is one of the finest things you can do with your time. Anybody who doesn't recognize that I cannot be friends with.

Definitely. I've recently started taking my shower beers at 6:00pm because that's when the sun blasts through my bathroom windows. I can't tell whether I'm in a beer commercial or a shampoo commercial. It's beautiful.

#53 Posted by pyromagnestir (4194 posts) -
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#55 Posted by chocolaterhinovampire (1287 posts) -

I don't do it too often, but yes, shower beer kicks all kind of ass...after a long day of work nothing beats a shower and a beer before dinner

#56 Edited by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -

Goddamit Sweep, how do you play Dota 2 and manage to handle your hilarious but probably extremely serious drinking problem at the same time? I can't play that shit sober. Asshole.

#57 Edited by MrCaptain (363 posts) -

I drink beer in the shower, but i have never done it in the morning.

#59 Edited by Red12b (9073 posts) -

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#60 Posted by TheCreamFilling (1223 posts) -

The coldest showers are the ones without beer.

#62 Edited by Trilogy (2637 posts) -

Why even waste the water from the shower? Just stand in the kitchen, half asleep in your boxers, and shower yourself with the freshly opened beer. You can open your mouth and drink a little like how the charlie brown kids catch snowflakes on their tongues. Then promptly go back to sleep, and have magnificent beer drenched dreams.

#65 Posted by Undeadpool (4902 posts) -

@sweep said:

@tobbrobb: Depends what kind of vodka it is. If it's classy vodka then drink it straight.

I can rarely afford classy vodka. Sadface.

Even classy vodka is pretty cheap...

I prefer secretly drinking in public, personally...

#66 Edited by Mr_Skeleton (5133 posts) -

@sweep said:

@cloudenvy: Hate the player, not the game.

Hope you are playing by the Dota rules and let the player know how much you hate him, otherwise he will never learn.

#67 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5133 posts) -

@sweep said:

@cloudenvy: Hate the player, not the game.

Hope you are playing by the Dota rules and let the player know how much you hate him, otherwise he will never learn.

#68 Edited by gaminghooligan (1402 posts) -

Let me teach you my method:

  1. Buy a 40
  2. Turn shower to comfortable temp
  3. Chug 40 during shower
  4. REPEAT
#69 Posted by Sweep (8782 posts) -

Well obviously you aren't holding the can so the water falls in it. Amateurs.

I feel like you'd lock this thread as spam if you didn't post it.

This isn't spam. At most it's lacking in discussion value, which the last two pages of replies have clearly disproved. There's also plenty of precedent of equally goofy threads which have not only been left open but in which mods and staff have actively participated. We have never restricted or maliciously closed threads such as these without a valid reason.

Actually, the only transgression here is your comment attempting to derail the thread. But you must know that already, seeing as you are obviously far more familiar with the rules than I am.

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#70 Edited by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Let me teach you my method:

  1. Buy a 40
  2. Turn shower to comfortable temp
  3. Chug 40 during shower
  4. REPEAT

36. Call an ambulance.

#71 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1908 posts) -

Alright, I'm off to have a beer shower and partake in this wonderment.

#72 Edited by mandude (2667 posts) -

I only drink whiskey, and I don't think that would work in the shower. :(

#73 Posted by TobbRobb (4549 posts) -

@mandude: I can confirm that is the best when taking a bath at least. Bad showerdrink though. :c

#74 Posted by coribald (309 posts) -

To quote Ben Kingsley's pitbull of a man Don in Sexy Beast, you've got to do simply for "the sheer fuck off-ess of it all."

Not only do you have to do this thing, but I'm kinda pissed at myself that I've not done it first myself.

Also, I haven't seen Sexy Beast in hells of too long.

Gotta watch that again.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

#75 Posted by Dethfish (3618 posts) -

I can't even begin to understand the lifestyles you guys are living.

#76 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Drinking Beer: The Shower is a terrible name for a movie.
And no, not when I shower, I'm already standing up, lifting my arm would just be too taxing on me.

Get in the bath though with a good glass of whatever-isn't-beer-because-jesus-fucking-christ-standards and everything is peachy

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#77 Edited by RollingZeppelin (1908 posts) -

Just had a beer shower and it was a good time, now I'm mello and clean.

#78 Edited by GorillaMoPena (1882 posts) -

Drink in a beer in the shower, drink a beer while eating, drink a beer while drinking a beer.

#79 Edited by MattyFTM (14328 posts) -

Have a bath instead. Sit there in a nice warm bath, relaxing with a nice beer in one hand and a good book in the other. No better way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

And when I say "book", Sweep, I mean book. I don't mean kindle. You've already lost one kindle due to your idiocy, wouldn't want you to lose another one.

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#80 Edited by ZombiePie (5556 posts) -

Showers and baths are for making me feel clean and healthy...not making me feel regretful and disgusted at myself.

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#81 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Sweep: Classing up alcoholism.

#82 Posted by MattyFTM (14328 posts) -

@zombiepie said:

Showers and baths are for making me feel clean and healthy...not making be feel regretful and disgusted at myself.

If you feel regret and disgust after one beer, you're doing it wrong.

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#83 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4328 posts) -

I'd rather use the whip attachment for my vaporizer and slide the tube past the curtain so I can vape in the shower.

#84 Posted by ShaggE (6288 posts) -

I'm too busy tucking and singing Goodbye Horses to drink beer in the showe-ehhhhh, I mean, yeah, shower beer! Wooooo...!

#85 Posted by Demoskinos (14512 posts) -

Now the real question remains have any of you drank a beer in the shower while peeing in the shower at the same time.

#86 Edited by SaturdayNightSpecials (2305 posts) -

Mmm, dead skin, particles of dirt, and shampoo, just what my beer always needs.

#87 Edited by TheManWithNoPlan (5119 posts) -

That's the way to do it.

#88 Posted by GorillaMoPena (1882 posts) -

Mmm, dead skin, particles of dirt, and shampoo, just what my beer always needs.

You don't hold the beer at your chest.

#89 Posted by mlarrabee (2868 posts) -

Never. Now, whisky in the shower, that's another story.

#90 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6385 posts) -

or warming it up too quickly. I can't let anything ruin my precious precious beer.

Cold showers=problem solved. Especially perhaps after a hot workout, a cold beer in a cold shower is pretty much heaven. I need to gain a better taste for beer though as it has a strange tendency to make me deathly ill even in reasonable quantities (especially the piss that is Coors Light). I guess that'll have to come at a time for when I'm actually of age to buy and and consume alcohol though.

#91 Posted by SaturdayNightSpecials (2305 posts) -

@saturdaynightspecials said:

Mmm, dead skin, particles of dirt, and shampoo, just what my beer always needs.

You don't hold the beer at your chest.

Doesn't matter, if it's in the shower with you, that shit will find its way in there via the water spray. Especially if it's in a glass or cup.

#92 Posted by Dalai (6977 posts) -

I brush my teeth with cocaine.

Your move, Sweep.

#93 Posted by Video_Game_King (35793 posts) -

Never. Now, whiskyin the shower, that's another story.

Who even does that anymore? CBS in the shower, though...

#94 Edited by laserbolts (5309 posts) -

There is no discussion value here, please refer to our Giant Bomb rules and FAQ thread about spam

Locked.

I dont think it worked. You sure you're a mod random guy?

#95 Posted by Sweep (8782 posts) -

@dalai said:

I brush my teeth with cocaine.

Your move, Sweep.

I brush my teeth with other teeth.

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#96 Posted by mellotronrules (1171 posts) -

@gorillamopena said:

@saturdaynightspecials said:

Mmm, dead skin, particles of dirt, and shampoo, just what my beer always needs.

You don't hold the beer at your chest.

Doesn't matter, if it's in the shower with you, that shit will find its way in there via the water spray. Especially if it's in a glass or cup.

you must be quite the jovial swimmer.

#97 Posted by Demoskinos (14512 posts) -

@sweep said:

@dalai said:

I brush my teeth with cocaine.

Your move, Sweep.

I brush my teeth with other teeth.

Weak. Real men brush their teeth with the blood of a freshly slaughtered kitten.

#98 Posted by SaturdayNightSpecials (2305 posts) -

@saturdaynightspecials said:

@gorillamopena said:

@saturdaynightspecials said:

Mmm, dead skin, particles of dirt, and shampoo, just what my beer always needs.

You don't hold the beer at your chest.

Doesn't matter, if it's in the shower with you, that shit will find its way in there via the water spray. Especially if it's in a glass or cup.

you must be quite the jovial swimmer.

Well I try not to drink pool water by the pint, if at all possible.

#99 Posted by DFL017 (110 posts) -

A beer in the shower makes you cleaner. Science.

#100 Edited by Gamer_152 (14049 posts) -

God fuckin' damn it Sweep.

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