Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

Have any of you ever been so drunk as I am at the moment to create a blog/thread such as this? I know this is short, but bear with me. We've all been there-WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much to drink, on the point of a black out soon, and already doing stupid stuff as it is... this is the result of my night ending at its high point. There's probably been something like this mentioned or done before, but at the moment I'm too drunk to search for it.

#1 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

Have any of you ever been so drunk as I am at the moment to create a blog/thread such as this? I know this is short, but bear with me. We've all been there-WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much to drink, on the point of a black out soon, and already doing stupid stuff as it is... this is the result of my night ending at its high point. There's probably been something like this mentioned or done before, but at the moment I'm too drunk to search for it.

#2 Posted by MikkaQ (10264 posts) -

Yeah we have a drunk thread, but as the people thoughtfully said, you can't expect us drink people to just find that threead everytime we have something drunk to say. Like now.

#3 Posted by WilltheMagicAsian (1544 posts) -

Not really, even when heavily intoxicated I'm always in full control of my actions and can remember being drunk vividly.

#4 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

@WilltheMagicAsian: My sentiments exactly. Last night was one hell of a night for me... surprised I'm not actually having a hangover at the moment.

#5 Posted by ZimboDK (848 posts) -

I've had 1 drunken post on GB the same night I wrote some really weird shit on my Facebook page. Generally though, I've learned to avoid going online when I'm drunk.

#6 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

@ZimboDK: Apparently you've never gamed drunk... it's a whole 'nother world.

#7 Posted by NickBOTT (481 posts) -

I congratulate you on being as drunk as you said you were and yet no grammatical errors lol. Way back when I used to message people whilst drunk it would take forever trying to figure out what i wrote bc being that drunk I assumed that I can still type cohesive messages by sliding my fingers around the keyboard.

#8 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

@NickBOTT: Typing is one thing- texting is another. There is an art to typing while one's mind is very much sloshed.

#9 Posted by NickBOTT (481 posts) -

@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto: lol true they are two different things and from experience I fail at both when trashed lol

#10 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6285 posts) -

I'm usually pretty self-conscious, and that bleeds through when I'm drunk. It's kind of a blessing really since it keeps me a bit more reigned in when I'm really fucked up.

#11 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

MattyFTM has done this twice so far. In fact, he made the second one like a week or so ago

#12 Posted by ZimboDK (848 posts) -
@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:

@ZimboDK: Apparently you've never gamed drunk... it's a whole 'nother world.

Actually, I have. In one of the GB TF2 nights. I was god damn amazing... right up until the point where the alchohol hit too hard. I spent close to an hour running into walls until I went to bed.
#13 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

@ZimboDK said:

@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:

@ZimboDK: Apparently you've never gamed drunk... it's a whole 'nother world.

Actually, I have. In one of the GB TF2 nights. I was god damn amazing... right up until the point where the alchohol hit too hard. I spent close to an hour running into walls until I went to bed.

I now retract my previous statement, good sir.

#14 Posted by Example1013 (4833 posts) -

@WilltheMagicAsian said:

Not really, even when heavily intoxicated I'm always in full control of my actions and can remember being drunk vividly.

My analysis: you weren't drunk enough, drink more

#15 Posted by Aegon (5377 posts) -

I hate it when people brag about being drunk. Duuuuuuude I was SOOOO drunk last night maaaaan...I can barely remember anything...I did some unreal shit man, like I totally made out with... 
 
WAIT A SECOND, did you not just say that you don't remember what happened? Oh I see...you're just one of those people who thinks it's so effing cool to be drunk. 

#16 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

@Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto said:

@ZimboDK: Apparently you've never gamed drunk... it's a whole 'nother world.

Drinking while gaming is awesome.

Drinking too much while gaming is generally a hilarious experience for my more sober friends but ultimately a much poorer experience for me.

#17 Posted by Makoto_Mizuhara_Sakamoto (592 posts) -

@H2Oyea: Actually, I see this as more of an introspective for those who wish to be drunk yet cannot due to various laws where they live or a lack of alcohol within current reach. Besides, one should NEVER nag on someone whilst packing a Bastion avatar. If you're going to dig into someone, do it with an EA/Activision CEO as your avatar and watch the fireworks explode before your eyes.

@Ravenlight: Depends on the game you're playing, too.

#18 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

I'm drunk a lot on the internet. You'll find me on the forums more when I'm drinking. I've actually come across threads that I posted in and don't even remember doing it. I do remember my blogs and polls though, even the ones that were deleted or locked. Did I use good judgement in posting them? Hell no, I was drunk.

#19 Posted by i69edUrGpa (586 posts) -

@Claude: I have been asked if I am intoxicated when I make my blog posts. I actually find it quite hurtful...

#20 Posted by Deusx (1902 posts) -
#21 Posted by dudeglove (7684 posts) -

You are never funny.

#22 Posted by Example1013 (4833 posts) -

@dudeglove said:

You are never funny.

Your face is always funny.

#23 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@Example1013 said:

@dudeglove said:

You are never funny.

Your face is always funny.

Your moms weren't funny, but they sure were fun.
#24 Posted by Example1013 (4833 posts) -

@Claude said:

@Example1013 said:

@dudeglove said:

You are never funny.

Your face is always funny.

Your moms weren't funny, but they sure were fun.

Your moms weren't very fun, but they got the job done.

#25 Posted by Jimbo_Slice (14 posts) -

Nothing beats drunk video gaming. After a night of raging, going home and trolling kids while belligerently drunk is one of the most hilarious experiences ever; moreover, the sky's the limit if you have a group of intoxicated friends while this happens, whether they push you to go further with the trolling or if they join and really make kids hate playing the game. Lastly, it's one hell of a rush when you when a competitive game (such as dota) while blacked out.

#26 Posted by Legend (2646 posts) -
@Example1013

@Claude said:

@Example1013 said:

@dudeglove said:

You are never funny.

Your face is always funny.

Your moms weren't funny, but they sure were fun.

Your moms weren't very fun, but they got the job done.

Your moms smelled funny, but they were no fun nor got the job done.
#27 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

I've never been drunk in my entire life.

#28 Posted by Ragemachine (40 posts) -

My first time drinking I was with some buddies and ended up playing WoW, luckily WoW requires no skill anyway. When I drink, I usually drink hard liquor, often straight; I've never been a beer drinker. Unfortunately, I have a high prevalence towards blacking out (not unrelated to the fact that I drink hard liquor, sudden spikes in one's blood alcohol content can cause the hippocampus to stop performing its important duties, i.e. memory formation). In my earlier years of drinking these blackouts were fairly frequent and I would have to have to stories of what had occurred the night before retold to me, usually by my asshole friends with shit-eating grins on their faces. Luckily I've never gotten myself into any trouble while blacked out (not to say that I haven't been an absolute drunken ass on occasion, and had sloppy makeouts with all sorts of random women) and only ever had drunken sex which I can't remember with girlfriends and not random women. I retain most of my typing, texting, and gaming ability until I hit the rock bottom end of drunkenness where it all unsurprisingly falls to shit.