#1 Edited by Rayfield (2274 posts) -


"AIIIGHT MOTHERFUCKER YOU GOTS TO *MOVE* YO ASS AND OPEN UP DAT CASH REGISTER. IF YOU DON'T YO GONE FEEL A *DUALSHOCK* OF BULLETS COMING YO WAY BIATCH! DON'T FUCK WITH MY GAT CUZ 'IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING'!"
ST. PETERSBURG -- 

Police said a St. Petersburg man attempted to rob a convenience store using a Sony Playstation remote control.

According to reports, Cameron Pittman, 20, hid the game controller in his pocket and pretended it was a gun as he tried to rob the Sun Food Store on 62nd Avenue S.

He was arrested by a police officer who walked into the store in the middle of the robbery, police said.

Pittman was suspected in an earlier robbery at a Subway restaurant. Police received a tip that Pittman might have been at the store, and so when the officer went inside, he caught Pittman in the middle of the act, police said.

Police said Pittman dropped the remote and gave up.

He is facing charges of strong-arm robbery and violation of probation.    

 

 

 

http://www.baynews9.com/article/news/2011/april/235064/Police:-Man-tried-to-rob-store-with-game-remote    

#2 Posted by Doctorchimp (4172 posts) -

I THOUGHT IT DID EVERYTHING!!!???

/endthread.

Thanks for playing folks.

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#3 Posted by neozeke (384 posts) -

This reminds me of  two kids from my school that tried to rob a safeway with a b.b. gun. 


I'm pretty sure one was mentally handicapped.
#4 Posted by CL60 (17120 posts) -
@Doctorchimp said:
" I THOUGHT IT DID EVERYTHING!!!???/endthread.Thanks for playing folks. "
That's probably where he went wrong, Sonys false advertising.
#5 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

If only he'd had the boomerang controller.




#6 Posted by Enigma777 (6238 posts) -

Florida represent! 

#7 Posted by Rayfield (2274 posts) -


AIIIGHT MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW I GOTS A PS3 CONTROLLER UP IN THIS BITCH BUT THIS FUCKING THANG JUST GOT ME MAD DUCKETS AT A SUBWAY NEXT DOOR SO DONT DOUBT MY SHIT OR THIS R1 BUTTON IS GONE BE ALL UP IN YO ASS!"
#8 Posted by Vodun (2393 posts) -

I'm sure if you're motivated enough you could beat someone to death with one of those...

#9 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6420 posts) -
@Doctorchimp said:
" I THOUGHT IT DID EVERYTHING!!!???/endthread. "
Beat me to it.
#10 Edited by Vinny_Says (5911 posts) -
@Rayfield said:

 "AIIIGHT MOTHERFUCKER YOU GOTS TO *MOVE* YO ASS AND OPEN UP DAT CASH REGISTER. IF YOU DON'T YO GONE FEEL A *DUALSHOCK* OF BULLETS COMING YO WAY BIATCH! DON'T FUCK WITH MY GAT CUZ 'IT ONLY DOES EVERYTHING'!"

Those would make for some great rap lyrics
#11 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
@Enigma777 said:
" Florida represent!  "
Why do we get all the retarded criminals?
#12 Posted by Enigma777 (6238 posts) -
@Axxol said:
" @Enigma777 said:
" Florida represent!  "
Why do we get all the retarded criminals? "
It must be something in the water. Or maybe heat stroke? 
#13 Posted by DrPockets000 (2875 posts) -

Can you imagine being this guy in prison?  There'd be a stigma for raping him.

#14 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8553 posts) -

Should of used the playstation move gun controller instead, live and learn.

#15 Posted by Akrid (1391 posts) -

With the dualshock or the Bluray remote thingy? I think they mean the Bluray remote thingy.



#16 Posted by Empirepaintball (1460 posts) -

This is fantastic

#17 Posted by Gearhead (2377 posts) -
@Enigma777 said:
" @Axxol said:
" @Enigma777 said:
" Florida represent!  "
Why do we get all the retarded criminals? "
It must be something in the water. Or maybe heat stroke?  "
Answer? Because it's Florida.
#18 Posted by The_Dark_Guardian (47 posts) -
@Gearhead said:
" @Enigma777 said:
" @Axxol said:
" @Enigma777 said:
" Florida represent!  "
Why do we get all the retarded criminals? "
It must be something in the water. Or maybe heat stroke?  "
Answer? Because it's Florida. "
Haha people from Florida are always retarded so this does not surprise me that it happened here in Florida. 
#19 Posted by KaosAngel (14251 posts) -
@Akrid said:
" With the dualshock or the Bluray remote thingy? I think they mean the Bluray remote thingy.


"
So many fucking buttons.
#20 Posted by Gamer_152 (14297 posts) -

This man is not only an asshole, he's an idiot.

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#21 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

lol at that. i wounder what the person that was being robbed thought when he saw the remote. the person going to jail must feel pretty stupid to do that.

#22 Posted by teh_destroyer (3690 posts) -

Should have brought a wii mote to use as a ranged weapon.

#23 Posted by Hizang (9359 posts) -

He only failed cause he didn't go in with a Wii Mote..

#24 Posted by Seedofpower (4004 posts) -

OMFG! Really! Really! St. Pete. Why does every piece of shit have to live near me. . . . . .

I swear I find a newsletter posted by someone on the internet about some jackoff in my area doing something fucking stupid every other week.

Fuck Tampa Bay GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

#25 Posted by iDarktread (1263 posts) -
@Rayfield said:
" Police said Pittman dropped the remote and gave up. "
Why would he drop a perfectly good controller?