Dumbest Gamertag Ever.

I've seen a few strange gamertags, a few incomprehensible ones and a few humourous ones.  
 
But the other day, while playing MW2, one stopped me in my tracks. 
 
LOVES2SPOOGE970 
 
Now I don't normally judge people on their gamertags, my jaw dropped at seeing this one. I was waiting for a Team Deatchmatch to start and it had about 20 seconds before the match started. Casually looking at the tags of dudes who were lining up to be in the same match, I couldn't believe what I saw. Again, the tag was... 
 
LOVES2SPOOGE970 
 
Suddenly, after shaking my head, I felt the need to get this guy in my red dot sight. Usually, tags like this don't get me heated this much (apart from the idiotic JointOps and BluntTrauma titles in MW2), but when the match started I was fortunate enough to score the first kill by coming across this guy pretty much straight away. 
 
He threw a stun grenade at me but even in my disabled state, I managed to gun him down successfully and survive. Then I was satisfied that I somehow defended the concept of common sense over stupidity. Perhaps it was my own personal battle that I had to win, but it felt pretty good. Why? I'll tell you why... 
 
LOVES2SPOOGE970 
  

Anyone else come across a tag that's somehow worse?

McLovin'...all thousand of them.

oh my god. 
GREATEST GAMERTAG EVER!

Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.
 
Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones.

Dumbest? You best be joking.

At least that guy's honest. However, I refuse to believe there are 969 other Loves2Spooges out there that would warrant his number on the end...

" Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

The dumbest ever? 
All I remember is the funniest I have seen. 
Cancer 
or 
Your Parents 
and 
A Girl 
 
Just feels good when a game goes "You got killed by Cancer" 
or "You got shot in the head by A Girl!" 
Stuff like that makes me smile a little

I'm surprised at the amount of BLACKGUY gamertags I've seen on MW2. Seriously, I've seen, AngryBlackGuy, INSANEBLACKGUY, ImABlackGuy, etc.
 
Also, I saw someone a while ago who's gamertag was something like baseball928. Too boring.

"Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "

  Also, I saw someone a while ago who's gamertag was something like baseball928. Too boring. "

" @TheGreatGuero said:

" Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

Semen. To be honest, I think the name is kind of funny, somewhat original.  I'm not a big fan of any gamertag with Xx something xX. I see way to many of them. "

have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge.

 LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags.

" @Karmum said:

" @TheGreatGuero said:

" Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

Semen. To be honest, I think the name is kind of funny, somewhat original.  I'm not a big fan of any gamertag with Xx something xX. I see way to many of them. "

what is the point of putting those Xs anyway? Is it to make your gamertag more hardcore? "

Dude whats wrong with JointOps and/or Blunt Trauma titles... those are my favorte two... don't judge me!

" @Br3adfan said:

"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "

Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too. "

" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "

" LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags. "

I saw SmashHerFace once.

" @Br3adfan said:

"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "

Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too. "

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "

well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "

" Dude whats wrong with JointOps and/or Blunt Trauma titles... those are my favorte two... don't judge me! "

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "

well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "

It can't be the dumbest gamertag ever. It hasn't got "XxX" in it somewhere.

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "

well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "

don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him! "

" @Jothel said:

" LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags. "

VERY good point. "

" It can't be the dumbest gamertag ever. It hasn't got "XxX" in it somewhere. "

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "

well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "

don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him! "

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

" @MattyFTM said:

" It can't be the dumbest gamertag ever. It hasn't got "XxX" in it somewhere. "

I still don't understand the case. Is it the porn type, the straight edge type (which is a sort of contradiction for pot users with that tag), or the Vin Diesel/Ice Cube type? "

"@Jothel said:

" LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags. "

VERY good point. "

" @Br3adfan said:

"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "

Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too. "

" @AjayRaz said: 

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "

well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "

don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him! "

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said: 

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said: 

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "

No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo... "

my favourite was "TonyandSteve" 
I have no idea why someone would want  that Gamertag except for games like Halo:
"You were killed by TonyandSteve."

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said: 

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "

No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo... "

oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging.  "

" @AjayRaz said:

oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging.  "

so what you're saying is if I don't stop talking about spooging you're gonna spooge on my ass. "

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" @VisariLoyalist said:

" @AjayRaz said: 

i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "

He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "

No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo... "

oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging.  "

so what you're saying is if I don't stop talking about spooging you're gonna spooge on my ass. "

Anything with multiple Xs

" Dude whats wrong with JointOps and/or Blunt Trauma titles... those are my favorte two... don't judge me! "

I so want to find a GovermentCheese I so badly wan't to deal death to him, 

Titles that have Jew, XxX, iTz, and the word snipe or sniper. All tend to kinda piss me off, never to the point of any extra aggression. But I tend to smile a little when I kill them.