#1 Posted by Rayfield (2097 posts) -

I've seen a few strange gamertags, a few incomprehensible ones and a few humourous ones.  
 
But the other day, while playing MW2, one stopped me in my tracks. 
 
LOVES2SPOOGE970 
 
Now I don't normally judge people on their gamertags, my jaw dropped at seeing this one. I was waiting for a Team Deatchmatch to start and it had about 20 seconds before the match started. Casually looking at the tags of dudes who were lining up to be in the same match, I couldn't believe what I saw. Again, the tag was... 
 
LOVES2SPOOGE970 
 
Suddenly, after shaking my head, I felt the need to get this guy in my red dot sight. Usually, tags like this don't get me heated this much (apart from the idiotic JointOps and BluntTrauma titles in MW2), but when the match started I was fortunate enough to score the first kill by coming across this guy pretty much straight away. 
 
He threw a stun grenade at me but even in my disabled state, I managed to gun him down successfully and survive. Then I was satisfied that I somehow defended the concept of common sense over stupidity. Perhaps it was my own personal battle that I had to win, but it felt pretty good. Why? I'll tell you why... 
 
LOVES2SPOOGE970 
  

Anyone else come across a tag that's somehow worse?

#2 Posted by Breadfan (6590 posts) -

McLovin'...all thousand of them.

#3 Edited by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -

oh my god. 
GREATEST GAMERTAG EVER!

#4 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.
 
Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones.

#5 Posted by TehFedro (431 posts) -

Dumbest? You best be joking.

#6 Posted by Rayfield (2097 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero: 
 
It's a dumb person's slang word for 'ejaculate'.
#7 Posted by Fbomb (1168 posts) -

At least that guy's honest. However, I refuse to believe there are 969 other Loves2Spooges out there that would warrant his number on the end...

#8 Edited by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
#9 Edited by Karmum (11519 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:

" Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

Semen. To be honest, I think the name is kind of funny, somewhat original.
 
I'm not a big fan of any gamertag with Xx something xX. I see way to many of them.
#10 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

The dumbest ever? 
All I remember is the funniest I have seen. 
Cancer 
or 
Your Parents 
and 
A Girl 
 
Just feels good when a game goes "You got killed by Cancer" 
or "You got shot in the head by A Girl!" 
Stuff like that makes me smile a little

#11 Posted by natetodamax (19231 posts) -

I'm surprised at the amount of BLACKGUY gamertags I've seen on MW2. Seriously, I've seen, AngryBlackGuy, INSANEBLACKGUY, ImABlackGuy, etc.
 
Also, I saw someone a while ago who's gamertag was something like baseball928. Too boring.

#12 Posted by Xeiphyer (5619 posts) -
@Rayfield: Ive seen that one around a few times on mw2 haha, but I saw a better one the other day
 
USMCSPERMBANK
 
Thats pretty dumb haha.
#13 Posted by ADTR_ZERO (1060 posts) -
@TheGreatGuero said:
"Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

Rofl! I needed to open a new tab and go to Urban Dictionary. 
 
Loves 2 Spooge=Loves to Ejaculate.
#14 Posted by ADTR_ZERO (1060 posts) -
@Br3adfan said:
"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "

Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too.
#15 Posted by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
  Also, I saw someone a while ago who's gamertag was something like baseball928. Too boring. "
yeah, i'm not a fan of the boring gamertags like hockey664 or basketball22. 
#16 Posted by Wildfire570 (719 posts) -
@Karmum said:
" @TheGreatGuero said:

" Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

Semen. To be honest, I think the name is kind of funny, somewhat original.  I'm not a big fan of any gamertag with Xx something xX. I see way to many of them. "
what is the point of putting those Xs anyway? Is it to make your gamertag more hardcore?
#17 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3003 posts) -

have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge.

#18 Posted by Jothel (943 posts) -

 LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags.

#19 Posted by ADTR_ZERO (1060 posts) -
@Wildfire570 said:
" @Karmum said:
" @TheGreatGuero said:

" Call me sheltered if you must, but I have no idea what "spooge" means.  Anyway, I can't remember many of the dumb ones I've seen, though I have come across loads of offensive ones. "

Semen. To be honest, I think the name is kind of funny, somewhat original.  I'm not a big fan of any gamertag with Xx something xX. I see way to many of them. "
what is the point of putting those Xs anyway? Is it to make your gamertag more hardcore? "

Well people like me that do it is because if I didn't have some x's and z's, then my gamer tag would be boring. 
 
Sn1p3r or 5T3V3N would be dumb...but: 
 
GT: xzSn1p3r SSxz or PSN: X-_5T3V7v_-X
 
Please don't send me any messages or invites, those were for examples not friends. Seriously, don't, or I WILL stab you in the butt.
#20 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -

Dude whats wrong with JointOps and/or Blunt Trauma titles... those are my favorte two... don't judge me!

#21 Posted by eroticfishcake (7793 posts) -
@ADTR_ZERO said:
" @Br3adfan said:
"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "
Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too. "
It's a reference to the movie "Superbad" where onen of the characters calls himself "McLovin'".
#22 Posted by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "
well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge? 
#23 Posted by ADTR_ZERO (1060 posts) -
@Jothel said:
LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags. "

VERY good point.
#24 Posted by EpicSteve (6501 posts) -

I saw SmashHerFace once.

#25 Posted by Bubahula (2197 posts) -

i dont about the dumbest. but the best by far was the pope 
playing halo it would say  
you splattered the pope 
you assasinated the pope 
you sniped the pope 
you beat down the pope 
 
but it was even funnier to the the reverse 
you were beat down by the pope...etc.
#26 Posted by Romination (2777 posts) -
@ADTR_ZERO said:
" @Br3adfan said:
"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "
Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too. "
wow. never seen superbad? or a COMMERCIAL for Superbad?
#27 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "
well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "
Everybody else likes to tell everyone on XBL how gay they are or how they "hate niggers" (Yeah, I said the word, boo-fucking-hoo) 
So why wouldn't it be the next logical thing to tell everybody? It's the closest we'll ever get to a smart conversation anyway... 
That is, if we ever talk with those guys about their gamertags :P
#28 Edited by ThePhantomnaut (6201 posts) -
@Psynapse said:

" Dude whats wrong with JointOps and/or Blunt Trauma titles... those are my favorte two... don't judge me! "

It's the issue that people will stereotype gamers with evidence from those tags. I don't mind the tags to be honest, just people who categorizes gamers with marijuana users.
#29 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3003 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "
well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "
don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him!
#30 Posted by MattyFTM (14454 posts) -

It can't be the dumbest gamertag ever. It hasn't got "XxX" in it somewhere.

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#31 Posted by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "
well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "
don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him! "
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :( 
#32 Posted by Jothel (943 posts) -
@ADTR_ZERO said:
" @Jothel said:
LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags. "
VERY good point. "
very good episode
#33 Edited by ThePhantomnaut (6201 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:

" It can't be the dumbest gamertag ever. It hasn't got "XxX" in it somewhere. "

I still don't understand the case. Is it the porn type, the straight edge type (which is a sort of contradiction for pot, smoking, and/or alcohol users with that tag), or the Vin Diesel/Ice Cube type?
#34 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3003 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "
well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "
don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him! "
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced!
#35 Posted by MattyFTM (14454 posts) -
@ThePhantomnaut said:
" @MattyFTM said:
" It can't be the dumbest gamertag ever. It hasn't got "XxX" in it somewhere. "
I still don't understand the case. Is it the porn type, the straight edge type (which is a sort of contradiction for pot users with that tag), or the Vin Diesel/Ice Cube type? "
It's the "idiot on xbox live who thinks it's cool to have "XxX" in their gamertag" type.
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#36 Posted by Rayfield (2097 posts) -


"@Jothel said:
LOVES2SPOOGE970  is from the WoW episode of south park, therefore it's superior than a shit load of other gamertags. "
VERY good point. "

This makes it even worse. Not only is it dumb, it's unoriginal and dumb.
 
#37 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -
@ADTR_ZERO said:
" @Br3adfan said:
"McLovin'...all thousand of them. "
Btw, what is McLovin', Because I always see that too. "
his a chracter in the movie Superbad. it's about three friends who never got laid and want to. they go to a party and get drunk. mclovin get's a fake ID.   i just think that u should go rent this movie. it has some good laughs.
 

 
mclovin in it's name is kind of stupid. i think that love2spooge is a great gamertag. my friend's name is pretty stupid, it's just his initials and birthday. a great one that i have is mrstinkyfigners. my friends were just making fun of it all night that we were playing.
#38 Posted by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said: 
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "
do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced. 
#39 Posted by Rayfield (2097 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" have you ever considered that he might just like to spooge. "
well, yeah. but does he need to tell the whole XBL community about his love to spooge?  "
don't you understand, he loves to spooge! Can't you just accept him! "
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "

I silenced him. And if felt pretty good.
#40 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3003 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said: 
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "
do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "
No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo...
#41 Posted by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said: 
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "
do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "
No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo... "
oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging. 
#42 Posted by Capt_Ventris (597 posts) -

my favourite was "TonyandSteve" 
I have no idea why someone would want  that Gamertag except for games like Halo:
"You were killed by TonyandSteve."

#43 Posted by VisariLoyalist (3003 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said: 
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "
do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "
No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo... "
oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging.  "
so what you're saying is if I don't stop talking about spooging you're gonna spooge on my ass.
#44 Posted by AjayRaz (12504 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:

oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging.  "
so what you're saying is if I don't stop talking about spooging you're gonna spooge on my ass. "
yeah, you could say that. 
#45 Posted by Rayfield (2097 posts) -
@VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @VisariLoyalist said:
" @AjayRaz said: 
i can't! i can't accept people who love to spooge! they're people who should be locked up!!! :(  "
He stands up for all the others on Xbox live who don't have the courage to declare "I love to spooge!" he shouts it from the mountain top and he won't be silenced! "
do you happen to be ILOVE2SPOOGE? if so, i won't let you go silenced.  "
No, I'm not him. But I do love to spoo... "
oh, alright. well, you won me over. i'll leave ILOVE2SPOOGE alone, but if i hear ONE MORE THING about spooging, i'm gonna be on your ass like.. a guy spooging.  "
so what you're saying is if I don't stop talking about spooging you're gonna spooge on my ass. "
Thread takes unexpected turn.
#46 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

Anything with multiple Xs

#47 Posted by ShaunassNZ (2128 posts) -
@Psynapse said:
" Dude whats wrong with JointOps and/or Blunt Trauma titles... those are my favorte two... don't judge me! "
Gosh me and my mate get soo pissed at those titles they are no good and the emblem of weed like what?
#48 Posted by demontium (4709 posts) -
@TehFedro: X34633godof7
#49 Posted by Red12b (9088 posts) -

I so want to find a GovermentCheese I so badly wan't to deal death to him, 

#50 Posted by AgentofChaos (1565 posts) -

Titles that have Jew, XxX, iTz, and the word snipe or sniper. All tend to kinda piss me off, never to the point of any extra aggression. But I tend to smile a little when I kill them.